The "Which GMD member would you want to have your back in a fight?" Thread

[Zephyrus]

You do look intimidating, tbh.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I'd take Monoxide Child on my team. That dude would masturbate to some juggalo porn and scare away any potential threats.

 

[The Butt]

Flattered, but I'd be pretty useless in a fight. Though I do remember some wrestling moves from high school so I might be able to take a man down.

My posse would be Satanstoenail, Mathias, and Metal Paddy. STN for intimidating looks/accent, Mathias for strength and athleticism, Metal Paddy for invincibility against all odds.

I'm useless too. I mean, I can take hits, I'm just incapable of dealing them.

And METAL PADDY!

Fuck. He'd belt a guy from one end of the stage to the other.

 

[Zephyrus]

He'd fly at them like he flew at Johnny Fortunes.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

None of you nerds.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Im a lover, not a fighter.
actually never been in a fight, other than hockey back in the day.
I have a feeling I'd take it too far and kill someone. Someone's getting fucking stabbed.

 

[Eligos]

I haven't been in a fight since high school, but would punch someone for most of you.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Happy birthday Cammy!

Many thanks TB!!

I don't remember the last time I was in a fight. Has to be something like more than 10 years ago.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

UA would definitely be on my team due to the fact that he's just so damn relentless. Plus he looks like one of those nutcases that would just bite a piece of your face off.

 

[Nephilim96]

From past members I'd have to go with divine_torture. Anyone that remembers him should know why.

I know he was in prison, but I don't know why. Dude should come back, he was here within the past year and a half.

 

[Satanstoenail]

My posse would be Satanstoenail, Mathias, and Metal Paddy. STN for intimidating looks/accent, Mathias for strength and athleticism, Metal Paddy for invincibility against all odds.

Ha! GET OUT OF IT YA BLOODY BASTARD OR I'LL FUCKEN DECK YA CUNT

Dunno about my intimidating looks though.

Wow that TechBarb seems like a dangerous badass, no one even asked him or put him on their list and he still went out of his way to tell everyone how great he is at 'putting people to sleep'.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

u said wut m8?

 

[Einherjar86]

It's pretty obvious that Tom Brady is the only person any of us would ever need in a fight.

 

[CiG]

Somebody mentioned me? Lets do this!

[Warriors theme song plays in the background]

 

[Omni]

Just soldier and keep your mouth shut.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

^Cassette looks like an OG from East LA

Wow that TechBarb seems like a dangerous badass, no one even asked him or put him on their list and he still went out of his way to tell everyone how great he is at 'putting people to sleep'.

Haven't had your vegemite this morning i see. What was i supposed to be "asked" again? I wasnt paying attention, but did anyone "ask" you? And if they did "ask" you, did it make you feel any more special than you already think you are? Please, keep my nuts out of your flip-flop wearing aussie mouth.

 

[JontRevolting]

I don't care who it is that backs me up as long as they can scream out 'no cunt leaves till we find what cunt did it' in a loud Scottish accent.

 

[Einherjar86]

Haven't had your vegemite this morning i see. What was i supposed to be "asked" again? I wasnt paying attention, but did anyone "ask" you? And if they did "ask" you, did it make you feel any more special than you already think you are? Please, keep my nuts out of your flip-flop wearing aussie mouth.

zzzzzzzzz...

 

[tagradh]

Unknown
No Country
CASSETTEISGOD


I have no idea what the first two look like but I feel like me Commonwealth bro would do alright regardless.

 

[The Ozzman]

You do look intimidating, tbh.

Is it the way I carry myself?