The "Which GMD member would you want to have your back in a fight?" Thread

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... i'd definitely want you on my team. You look like you might be able to do some damage if it came down to it.

 

[The Ozzman]

I've never been in a fight so I have no idea how I'd do haha

 

[tagradh]

Not even as a kid?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... it's ok, im sure most guys here haven't either. You might just surprise yourself though. If all else fails just shoot em' with your phaser.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Actually, I want Cythraul on my side.

 

[The Ozzman]

Not even as a kid?

Nope. I managed to go through life unscathed thus far.

 

[Matt]

I've been in two fights, with one being legitimately life threatening. Handled myself both times. Years of judo and army combatitives training helps with that though.

It's interesting to see how people react with that kind of adrenaline rush. It's unlike anything else really.

 

[tagradh]

Saying it makes you sound like a cunt, but fighting is kinda fun.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Judo and especially Sambo are the shit. Some of the best bases you can have for fighting/self-defense.

 

[JontRevolting]

It was pretty obscure when two old guys attacked me on separate occasions when I was about 13.One was when I was walking home from school and commented to my friend about how drunk this guy was mowing his lawn and he came up and punched me in the head so my friend held him while I punched him back heaps of times,turns out it was this dickhead from school's dad.After that every time I saw this kid I let him know that his old man is weak as piss.The same thing happened again with this other old guy just because we were kicking a football out the front of his house,it was pretty funny but fucking weird...I'd never try and beat up some kid if I was an old guy.

 

[tagradh]

Judo and especially Sambo are the shit. Some of the best bases you can have for fighting/self-defense.

I did Judo for about 5 years, and I've done some boxing and re-enactment lulzy shit. I don't feel like any of it has helped me in any 'real' fights.

 

[Dak]

I do my best to avoid fighting. I've been picked on by guys slightly smaller than me a couple of times (yeah, they exist) and surprised them by nearly putting them through furniture, didn't have to worry about them after that. Also once took a sucker punch from the lead member of a schoolyard "gang" without flinching, trying to get me into a fight so his buddies would have an excuse to jump in, but I didn't take the bait. Nothing really dangerous. Diffused a couple of angry drunk situations so they didn't turn into fights.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I did Judo for about 5 years, and I've done some boxing and re-enactment lulzy shit. I don't feel like any of it has helped me in any 'real' fights.

learning how to box hasn't help you in any "real" fights? wat?

edit: Judo comes in handy when you havent learned how to use your hands yet. Very easy to just toss the shit out of someone ... even if you've only been training for a short while. Sambo is much better though.

 

[tagradh]

Pretty much all the fights I've been in as an adult I've been drunk or too angry to employ and kinda 'skillz'.

Judo is hella fun though. I've been meaning to take it up again for a while.

 

[Matt]

Generally if someone charges me, I just duck under them and elbow them in the face. Usually does the trick right away.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I have two modes when fighting. Neither involve being human.

 

[CiG]

I don't care who it is that backs me up as long as they can scream out 'no cunt leaves till we find what cunt did it' in a loud Scottish accent.

Begbie!

 

[Nephilim96]

I do my best to avoid fighting. I've been picked on by guys slightly smaller than me a couple of times (yeah, they exist) and surprised them by nearly putting them through furniture, didn't have to worry about them after that. Also once took a sucker punch from the lead member of a schoolyard "gang" without flinching, trying to get me into a fight so his buddies would have an excuse to jump in, but I didn't take the bait. Nothing really dangerous. Diffused a couple of angry drunk situations so they didn't turn into fights.

What branch were you in again?

 

[Satanstoenail]

Haven't had your vegemite this morning i see. What was i supposed to be "asked" again? I wasnt paying attention, but did anyone "ask" you? And if they did "ask" you, did it make you feel any more special than you already think you are? Please, keep my nuts out of your flip-flop wearing aussie mouth.

My mouth wears flip-flops? That doesn't sound right.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

What was the most predictable result of this thread? TB taking himself too seriously.