The "Which GMD member would you want to have your back in a fight?" Thread

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Not as predictable as Boehner leaving congress(i told you so)

Damn, is there a thread that my name doesn't get mentioned it? You guys just fucking love me, don't you?


edited for typos.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Not as predictable as Boehner leaving the congress(i told you so)

 

[JontRevolting]

Begbie!

The one and only man,they should make a movie just about him going around getting into fights and abusing the hell out of people.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

HAHAHAH! Hadn't seen that one.

 

[CiG]

The one and only man,they should make a movie just about him going around getting into fights and abusing the hell out of people.

I would watch the fuck outta that.

 

[Slayed Necros]

Slayed Necros/MalignParadigm

I've actually been in way too many physical fights in the past. Never would I consider it a pleasant experience. Thankfully now, due to my reclusive ways and general dislike of socializing, I avoid these sorts of things.

 

[Omni]

I picked you based on our past talks.

 

[Krow]

I suppose I've been in one fight in my life. Some big oaf of a Pantera fan with a long blonde pony tail took exception to his girlfriend having my penis in her mouth. (She neglected to mention him oddly enough)

I hear some screaming coming my way outside a bar and just as I tried to turn got blindsided kind of awkwardly in the side of the head. Staggered me pretty hard but got in my face bitching and cussing about what happened instead of beating me down and half ass punching me in the ribs and I guess instinct took over because I reared my giant head back and smashed it into his face. Don't really remember much else other than blood streaming from his nose and the sickening crack it made. Buddies pulled me into the car and we left.

 

[CiG]

I suppose I've been in one fight in my life. Some big oaf of a Pantera fan with a long blonde pony tail took exception to his girlfriend having my penis in her mouth. (She neglected to mention him oddly enough)

I hear some screaming coming my way outside a bar and just as I tried to turn got blindsided kind of awkwardly in the side of the head. Staggered me pretty hard but got in my face bitching and cussing about what happened instead of beating me down and half ass punching me in the ribs and I guess instinct took over because I reared my giant head back and smashed it into his face. Don't really remember much else other than blood streaming from his nose and the sickening crack it made. Buddies pulled me into the car and we left.

For some reason reading this made me think vividly about a scene from the Gotrek & Felix book series.

 

[Onder]

Fighting is fucking gay, I don't want to touch any sweaty primitive piece of shit. Real men are intellectuals.

 

[CiG]

Some things can't be talked out of.

 

[The Butt]

I'd have Cassette in my squad, fucking right.

CIG from what I have seen you look like an even-more-bearded, ten-years-older version of a bud of mine.

 

[Onder]

Avoid retarded monkey simpletons.

EDIT: ^^

 

[CiG]

Avoid retarded monkey simpletons.

EDIT: ^^

Talking shit about Arg behind his back? You're a real man, man.

 

[Onder]

Talking shit about Arg behind his back? You're a real man, man.

You just post and post and post. Endless amounts of garbage.

 

[CiG]

You just post and post and post. Endless amounts of garbage.

You're the garbage master, so I take that as a compliment you sulky "intellectual" bastard.

 

[Matt]

I did a lot of different kinds of martial arts growing up and have used them in the few altercations I've been in. They ended extremely quickly both times. I may have broken a dude's trachea though I hope not. For some reason I feel really guilty about that even though I was just defendin muhself.

 

[The Ozzman]

@King Richard
@The Butt
@Death Delirium (only because he'd probably do some crazy shit)

 

[King Richard]

@King Richard
@The Butt
@Death Delirium (only because he'd probably do some crazy shit)

I got your back bro.

I've been in a few fights, haven't lost one (yet anyways). Last time I got in a fight was when I beat the shit out of my squad leader in the military. We were definitely "not" "drinking" in the "barracks" on "base" because I was totally "underage". He actually ended up lying about it saying he got jumped by some drunk locals in Waikiki even though literally everyone knew it was me. As far as I know we were cool after that. Good times.

 

[King Richard]

To answer the question I would want @Onder to have my back. Because what he lacks in stature he makes up for in retard strength.