The Whining and Bitching Thread

[A1a23]

While returning from class one day, during my sophomore year in college, I passed two guys who were having an altercation because one crashed a party, got incredibly drunk, and took a shit on the host's computer chair. Obviously, the party host was infuriated, but the alleged chair shitter apparently had no recollection of the host, the event, or even of the party at which it occured.

Even though they were probably both older than me, all I could think was "damn kids."

holy fuck dude are you serious

How do you even shit in a backseat of a car? What kind of car was it? I can see if it was a minivan or something where you have plenty of squatting room or whatever. If you really had to shit that bad why didn't you shit behind a tree/dumpster? I've done that before if there were no gas stations or restrooms around and just wiped with a magazine or something

Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out why the hell I decided to shit in my car rather than a tree/dumpster, where I normally would have gone. Of all the crazy/retarded things i have done while drunk, this probably has to top all of it. Anyways, i have a fucking sedan so there was no squatting room what so ever. Basically, i ran into my car, sat on the back seat, and let it loose. I must have moved around a bit because it was smeared in more than one place on the back seat.

I have learned a valuable lesson from this shitty experience:

shit before you drink!!

 

[The Butt]

Fuck this medication, it's fucking up my legs....

whenever I yawn i get this inconvenient tingly sensation that moves from my ankles to the bottom of my spine... causes me knees to bend and i have to fight to stay standing... fuck is this normal

Imagine getting an orgasm EVERY TIME YOU YAWN... except its in your LEGS and it causes you to nearly fall over

FUCK

COCK SHITNUGS

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

WTF that's a weird side-effect.

 

[damnromulans]

That is bizarre. Hopefully you don't yawn too often or yawn while running and up and down stairs.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Imagine getting an orgasm EVERY TIME YOU YAWN... except its in your LEGS and it causes you to nearly fall over

That sucks, dude. Imagine if whenever you yawned you got the feeling of cumming. You'd be cumming at the gym, cumming at home... You'd just be cumming all day!

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

You'd never GO anywhere, though! The humanity!

*slow clap/possible tomatoes*

 

[Einherjar86]

Fuck this medication, it's fucking up my legs....

whenever I yawn i get this inconvenient tingly sensation that moves from my ankles to the bottom of my spine... causes me knees to bend and i have to fight to stay standing... fuck is this normal

That sounds kind of similar to the circulation problem I have, except for me it starts in my thigh; but it is extremely uncomfortable and makes it difficult to stand/walk.

And mine doesn't happen when I yawn; it's usually set off by lots of movement or certain sensations (such as sex, which can be a mood killer).

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Fuck this medication, it's fucking up my legs....

whenever I yawn i get this inconvenient tingly sensation that moves from my ankles to the bottom of my spine... causes me knees to bend and i have to fight to stay standing... fuck is this normal

Imagine getting an orgasm EVERY TIME YOU YAWN... except its in your LEGS and it causes you to nearly fall over

My ex told me that when she was younger she was on a medication that resulted in her occasionally having orgasms when she sneezed. It didn't bother her at all.

 

[The Butt]

This bothers me because it is inconvenient and unpleasant And does not actually give me sexual pleasure. I simply used an orgasm as an example to show the equivalent to how it makes my legs feel

Shit sucks bro

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

This bothers me because it is inconvenient and unpleasant And does not actually give me sexual pleasure. I simply used an orgasm as an example to show the equivalent to how it makes my legs feel

Shit sucks bro

I've never experienced that exactly, but I think I get what you're talking about, because I get a similar feeling when I hit the "funny bone" in my arm.

On a slightly related note, if someone is scratching my head and they itch my scalp in a certain spot for a certain amount of time with enough pressure, it starts to tingle a bit and it feels sooooooo good.

 

[damnromulans]

Sneezes are a fraction of an orgasm anyway. It's why you feel so upset when you can't carry out a sneeze but can tell your body wants to.

 

[Draehl]

<bitch mode on>

Why the fuck are all the jobs either some shitty McDonalds worker or required 5+ years in the industry? I graduated college in May and still don't have a job. Just three interviews in that span of time. All I want is something that pays 25-30k a year, isn't too terrible of a commute and preferably coincides with my finance degree.

Too much to ask for I suppose.

<bitch mode off>

 

[damnromulans]

Because we are in the midst of a global depression.

Looks like you're a prime candidate to teach English in Asia or something. If you work in Japan you can expect to make about $30k working as a private language teacher under various (mostly corrupt/bankrupt) companies, or if you do it with the JET Programme you'll be a civil servant making $40k

 

[Srontgorrth]

<bitch mode on>

Why the fuck are all the jobs either some shitty McDonalds worker or required 5+ years in the industry? I graduated college in May and still don't have a job. Just three interviews in that span of time. All I want is something that pays 25-30k a year, isn't too terrible of a commute and preferably coincides with my finance degree.

Too much to ask for I suppose.

<bitch mode off>

Damn that sucks, try and see if any friends or relatives have connections, its at least somewhere to start.

Maybe consider working as a police officer or something? My uncle, despite having a Master's in Psych ended up becoming an officer and he makes around $60k not including overtime or something around that.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

<bitch mode on>

Why the fuck are all the jobs either some shitty McDonalds worker or required 5+ years in the industry? I graduated college in May and still don't have a job. Just three interviews in that span of time. All I want is something that pays 25-30k a year, isn't too terrible of a commute and preferably coincides with my finance degree.

Too much to ask for I suppose.

<bitch mode off>

I know exactly what you mean. I was offered a job in late May or early June, so I told my former summer employers that I would not be coming back. Then my job offer was retracted due to an error in their computer system, so I tried to go back to my former summer jobs, but my positions had already been filled and I waited the entire summer for something to open up, but nothing did. Then the original job offerer called me to state that it was their mistake and that I was welcome to reapply, so I applied for three or four more positions, only to be called several weeks later and told that by "welcome to reapply" they meanth welcome to reapply after I work somewhere else for a year to gain experience. Their lack of perspective completely blew my mind. I don't know what made them think that I would have been desperate enough to apply to work for them if I already had a job. It was the professional equivalent of being invited to reapply at a community college after a year of experience at a real college.

EDIT: Oops, I don't know why I hit the post button, because I wasn't done yet. Unfortunately, that job was the only interview that I could get out of over a dozen or more applications that I filed. It took me four more months to get another interview with a job that advertised "competitive salary and benefits" in the local paper. I got the job with no problem, but I'm still pretty discouraged, because I disagree aggressively with whomever typed that ad. I expected to leave college and earn a minimum annual salary of $30,000 to $35,000, which I thought was a reasonable expectation. In fact, I was even setting my sights a little low, considering that the 2005 median individual income for a 25 year old male with a Bachelor's degree is just under $51,000. I'm currently making less than $16,000 per year

 

[damnromulans]

It is raining and I have to walk to the train station to meet people when I am feeling antisocial and just want to go home and listen to Tori Amos, and my apartment is a mess which must be cleaned by noon tomorrow and I am having raging jealousy issues over a complicated affair and just DGJGHJDFGSDHDDFF

 

[JGMetalhead]

<bitch mode on>

Why the fuck are all the jobs either some shitty McDonalds worker or required 5+ years in the industry? I graduated college in May and still don't have a job. Just three interviews in that span of time. All I want is something that pays 25-30k a year, isn't too terrible of a commute and preferably coincides with my finance degree.

Too much to ask for I suppose.

<bitch mode off>

Thats why you have to get a masters degree these days dumbass.

 

[damnromulans]

Nah you don't need a masters

 

[Manbient]

I am doing a masters in microseismic!! HOORAY!!

I also have an interview with Shell tomorrow at 1 pm. However yes, this job market is not as good as when it was at it's very best, i will agree.

 

[The Butt]

I am pissed off cause I've been having trouble cumming for like a week now