A1a23
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While returning from class one day, during my sophomore year in college, I passed two guys who were having an altercation because one crashed a party, got incredibly drunk, and took a shit on the host's computer chair. Obviously, the party host was infuriated, but the alleged chair shitter apparently had no recollection of the host, the event, or even of the party at which it occured.
Even though they were probably both older than me, all I could think was "damn kids."

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holy fuck dude are you serious
How do you even shit in a backseat of a car? What kind of car was it? I can see if it was a minivan or something where you have plenty of squatting room or whatever. If you really had to shit that bad why didn't you shit behind a tree/dumpster? I've done that before if there were no gas stations or restrooms around and just wiped with a magazine or something![]()
Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out why the hell I decided to shit in my car rather than a tree/dumpster, where I normally would have gone. Of all the crazy/retarded things i have done while drunk, this probably has to top all of it. Anyways, i have a fucking sedan so there was no squatting room what so ever. Basically, i ran into my car, sat on the back seat, and let it loose. I must have moved around a bit because it was smeared in more than one place on the back seat.
I have learned a valuable lesson from this shitty experience:
shit before you drink!!
