The Whining and Bitching Thread

Well, today i was confronted with a rather shitty task, literally.
I had to clean up shit stains on the back seat of my car.

The other day i went to a party and got smashed drunk. Afterwords, i felt the need to take a massive shit and me and my drunk logic decided that it would be a good idea to shit on my backseat. What sucks is the stool was very loose, making an extra shitty mess. That shit took fucking forever to clean and my car still smells a bit. I just need to air it out for awhile.
 
Wow, I can't believe you were drunk enough to do that. What the hell dude :lol:

I hope you didn't drive home that way too. If you did, word of advice: STOP DRINKING.
 
Yeah i was drunk as fuck and luckily i didn't drive home like that or i would have ended up in a ditch. I ended up spending the night at someone's house. I actually think i might have ran to my car for the sole purpose of taking a shit. Maybe I couldn't find a toilet or something? I really don't know what else would have possessed me to do that.
 
Mort Divine said:
Also turns out either my head gasket is busted or the people who I had flush my radiator last time were pieces of shit because my radiator fluid is a fucking milky browny white color. Nasty shit, and it probably has clogged my thermal core.
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Check your oil. If your oil is brown and foamy too... it's definitely mixing with your engine coolant.

Which... will cause your engine to go night night if let go.

I had a cracked head gasket earlier this year... a new radiator cap and a $30 bottle of coolant system sealant fixed me up. $40 beat the hell out of what you're going to have to pay a mechanic for... which is a shitload of labor time to get a new head gasket on there.
 
A1a23 said:
Well, today i was confronted with a rather shitty task, literally.
I had to clean up shit stains on the back seat of my car.

The other day i went to a party and got smashed drunk. Afterwords, i felt the need to take a massive shit and me and my drunk logic decided that it would be a good idea to shit on my backseat. What sucks is the stool was very loose, making an extra shitty mess. That shit took fucking forever to clean and my car still smells a bit. I just need to air it out for awhile.
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While returning from class one day, during my sophomore year in college, I passed two guys who were having an altercation because one crashed a party, got incredibly drunk, and took a shit on the host's computer chair. Obviously, the party host was infuriated, but the alleged chair shitter apparently had no recollection of the host, the event, or even of the party at which it occured.

Even though they were probably both older than me, all I could think was "damn kids."
 
A1a23 said:
Well, today i was confronted with a rather shitty task, literally.
I had to clean up shit stains on the back seat of my car.

The other day i went to a party and got smashed drunk. Afterwords, i felt the need to take a massive shit and me and my drunk logic decided that it would be a good idea to shit on my backseat. What sucks is the stool was very loose, making an extra shitty mess. That shit took fucking forever to clean and my car still smells a bit. I just need to air it out for awhile.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
A1a23 said:
Well, today i was confronted with a rather shitty task, literally.
I had to clean up shit stains on the back seat of my car.

The other day i went to a party and got smashed drunk. Afterwords, i felt the need to take a massive shit and me and my drunk logic decided that it would be a good idea to shit on my backseat. What sucks is the stool was very loose, making an extra shitty mess. That shit took fucking forever to clean and my car still smells a bit. I just need to air it out for awhile.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: holy fuck dude are you serious

How do you even shit in a backseat of a car? What kind of car was it? I can see if it was a minivan or something where you have plenty of squatting room or whatever. If you really had to shit that bad why didn't you shit behind a tree/dumpster? I've done that before if there were no gas stations or restrooms around and just wiped with a magazine or something :lol:
 
BlackMetalWhiteGuy said:
While returning from class one day, during my sophomore year in college, I passed two guys who were having an altercation because one crashed a party, got incredibly drunk, and took a shit on the host's computer chair. Obviously, the party host was infuriated, but the alleged chair shitter apparently had no recollection of the host, the event, or even of the party at which it occured.

Even though they were probably both older than me, all I could think was "damn kids."
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:lol:

Belligerent said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: holy fuck dude are you serious

How do you even shit in a backseat of a car? What kind of car was it? I can see if it was a minivan or something where you have plenty of squatting room or whatever. If you really had to shit that bad why didn't you shit behind a tree/dumpster? I've done that before if there were no gas stations or restrooms around and just wiped with a magazine or something :lol:
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Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out why the hell I decided to shit in my car rather than a tree/dumpster, where I normally would have gone. Of all the crazy/retarded things i have done while drunk, this probably has to top all of it. Anyways, i have a fucking sedan so there was no squatting room what so ever. Basically, i ran into my car, sat on the back seat, and let it loose. I must have moved around a bit because it was smeared in more than one place on the back seat.

I have learned a valuable lesson from this shitty experience:

shit before you drink!! :lol:
 
Fuck this medication, it's fucking up my legs....

whenever I yawn i get this inconvenient tingly sensation that moves from my ankles to the bottom of my spine... causes me knees to bend and i have to fight to stay standing... fuck is this normal

Imagine getting an orgasm EVERY TIME YOU YAWN... except its in your LEGS and it causes you to nearly fall over

FUCK

COCK SHITNUGS
 
The Butt said:
Fuck this medication, it's fucking up my legs....

whenever I yawn i get this inconvenient tingly sensation that moves from my ankles to the bottom of my spine... causes me knees to bend and i have to fight to stay standing... fuck is this normal
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That sounds kind of similar to the circulation problem I have, except for me it starts in my thigh; but it is extremely uncomfortable and makes it difficult to stand/walk.

And mine doesn't happen when I yawn; it's usually set off by lots of movement or certain sensations (such as sex, which can be a mood killer).
 
The Butt said:
Fuck this medication, it's fucking up my legs....

whenever I yawn i get this inconvenient tingly sensation that moves from my ankles to the bottom of my spine... causes me knees to bend and i have to fight to stay standing... fuck is this normal

Imagine getting an orgasm EVERY TIME YOU YAWN... except its in your LEGS and it causes you to nearly fall over
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My ex told me that when she was younger she was on a medication that resulted in her occasionally having orgasms when she sneezed. It didn't bother her at all.
 
This bothers me because it is inconvenient and unpleasant :lol: And does not actually give me sexual pleasure. I simply used an orgasm as an example to show the equivalent to how it makes my legs feel :lol:

Shit sucks bro :erk:
 
The Butt said:
This bothers me because it is inconvenient and unpleasant :lol: And does not actually give me sexual pleasure. I simply used an orgasm as an example to show the equivalent to how it makes my legs feel :lol:

Shit sucks bro :erk:
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I've never experienced that exactly, but I think I get what you're talking about, because I get a similar feeling when I hit the "funny bone" in my arm.

On a slightly related note, if someone is scratching my head and they itch my scalp in a certain spot for a certain amount of time with enough pressure, it starts to tingle a bit and it feels sooooooo good.
 
Sneezes are a fraction of an orgasm anyway. It's why you feel so upset when you can't carry out a sneeze but can tell your body wants to.
 
<bitch mode on>

Why the fuck are all the jobs either some shitty McDonalds worker or required 5+ years in the industry? I graduated college in May and still don't have a job. Just three interviews in that span of time. All I want is something that pays 25-30k a year, isn't too terrible of a commute and preferably coincides with my finance degree.

Too much to ask for I suppose.

<bitch mode off>
 
Because we are in the midst of a global depression.

Looks like you're a prime candidate to teach English in Asia or something. If you work in Japan you can expect to make about $30k working as a private language teacher under various (mostly corrupt/bankrupt) companies, or if you do it with the JET Programme you'll be a civil servant making $40k
 
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