The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Vimana]

I always leave good tips, but I do resent the fact that where I work, the servers make more than me doing a lot less work. I give them blank stares when they complain about low tips. What am I supposed to say, "I'm sorry that you didn't make 1/3 my biweekly paycheck in one shift this time"?

I say don't give them that low base pay that gets bumped up to minimum wage if they don't make enough tips bullshit. Too much financial instability, I think.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Tipping is more or less always optional in the UK.

 

[Vimana]

Don't they just do mandatory service fees there?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't really know. Nobody tips in cheap places / areas anyway.

 

[skeptik]

Surprise, surprise, those details are incorrect and you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

I get the impression that Dodens is a pretentious douchebag who only comes to UM to mock people or whore his magazine. I can make crazy conjectures about people based on their posts on an internet forum, too.

Yeah, sounds like I was right.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Without hearing the tone, I don't think you can appropriately gauge the level of politeness.

Also, she was offering for me to add some of my clothes to a load she was doing. How is that not a favor?

I never said it wasn't. I'm just amused at your rewording of things to make it seem like you weren't being an ungrateful little cunt.

 

[Onder]

Come on guys, let's call his mother.

 

[SentinelSlain]

and when you get the chance, you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

 

[monoxide_child]

monoxide child. post a picture of your face.

i would but someone just stole my memory card
lost all the pics of my face, lost all the pics of me that don't have my face in them, lost everything

 

[The Butt]

How convenient.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

A likely story.

 

[Onder]

His face is so ugly shmugly that the memory card exploded.

 

[divine_torture]

Someone stole JUST the memory card? Not the phone or camera it was in? Only the card. Right. And someone stole my $10 Wal-Mart gift card from my wallet, but not the credit card or $300 cash inside...gay.

 

[Onder]

Someone stole JUST the memory card? Not the phone or camera it was in? Only the card. Right. And someone stole my $10 Wal-Mart gift card from my wallet, but not the credit card or $300 cash inside...gay.

Yeah that happens when you're FUCKING UGLY. Noone wants the things you touch so they have to take the things inside of the things that you touch. That was only the memory card inside the camera.

 

[monoxide_child]

Someone stole JUST the memory card? Not the phone or camera it was in? Only the card. Right. And someone stole my $10 Wal-Mart gift card from my wallet, but not the credit card or $300 cash inside...gay.

the memory card was mostly porn
someone stole my porn collection
my friends are jackasses
i will post a pic of my face in the middle of next week
i need a beard for something Monday morning
i'll shave Monday afternoon
and i'll post before and after pics,
me with a beard and me clean-shaven

 

[mutantllama]

Just found out Ogre, Iron Man and Revelation played in Portland on the 1st. Fuck everything.

 

[Chimaera]

the memory card was mostly porn
someone stole my porn collection

They'll be disappointed when all they find is naked fat chicks.

 

[monoxide_child]

They'll be disappointed when all they find is naked fat chicks.

some of the porn had me in there
and there was some video of a birthday party
but yeah, it was mostly whooty pics

 

[divine_torture]

Like porn of you dildoing yourself? That's gross. You're gross. Go be gross somewhere.

 

[monoxide_child]

Like porn of you dildoing yourself?

that totally came out of left field
why does porn with me in it have to involve dildoing myself??
what the fucking hell??