The Whining and Bitching Thread

[divine_torture]

Sometimes I scratch my balls and dick in front of people. No shame.

He was talking about actually scratching. You are talking about masturbating in front of people. Which is a crime. Creep.

 

[The Butt]

It's only a crime if the popos catch you.

 

[Summerian]

So for the first time (in Sweden) I got asked if I could please give some money (by a beggar). I just walk by like the coldest murderer, not even giving this old lady beggar as much as a look.
I fealt great, like I'm really learning the social norm of the time.
But later I saw this old woman walking with a friend in the park.
The beggar was smoking. I thought it was about food and something. (- please mister, help me! *holding up paper cup*) Not asking me for cigarett money.
Now I feel like - Great, all the time I didn't send any money when asked by Bono or other big hearted people, I just saved some money. (And the health of starving children - really shouldn't smoke.)
But I'm also like - when can/will I get to enjoy kicking weak people in the head? Will I ever learn or get the chance?
A little bit worried over here....

 

[damnromulans]

If you ever find you genuinely enjoy kicking the downtrodden and weak, you should probably just commit suicide.

 

[Dak]

The Algebra Class I Must Pass has begun. I fucking hate doing math. Million other things I would rather do than endless amounts of equations and expressions.

 

[Cronopio]

He's just another Asperger's Syndrome internet weirdo tbh.

What does Asperger's syndrome have to do with anything? People can't be obnoxious for no good reason?

 

[monoxide_child]

i actually have Asperger's Syndrome

 

[Chimaera]

Sure you do

 

[The Butt]

ASSBURGERS LOL

 

[Matt]

Had directv people over to my house to upgrade my receiver and shit. Is it too much to ask to not smell like absolute shit and stink up the whole house? pl0x

 

[monoxide_child]

Sure you do

why the fucking hell would somebody pretend to have Asperger's Syndrome??

 

[Dak]

ASSBURGERS LOL

LOL

 

[The Ozzman]

i actually have Asperger's Syndrome

ohiogrinder?

 

[divine_torture]

I just lol'd while taking a drink. You're an asshole, and that was funny.

 

[Blind Guardian]

ASSBURGERS LOL

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

mmmm

 

[damnromulans]

AAHA

 

[Eligos]

While I'm still a tits man 100%, I can appreciate the fine asses of the world a bit more these days. Reverse cowgirl is not the same without them.

 

[monoxide_child]

While I'm still a tits man 100%, I can appreciate the fine asses of the world a bit more these days. Reverse cowgirl is not the same without them.

cowgirl >>>>>> reverse cowgirl (unless she has a ridiculously ugly face)

 

[Cronopio]

I'd rather be monoxide child than any of you mouthbreathers at this point.