The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Matt]

Had directv people over to my house to upgrade my receiver and shit. Is it too much to ask to not smell like absolute shit and stink up the whole house? pl0x

 

[monoxide_child]

Sure you do

why the fucking hell would somebody pretend to have Asperger's Syndrome??

 

[Dak]

ASSBURGERS LOL

LOL

 

[The Ozzman]

i actually have Asperger's Syndrome

ohiogrinder?

 

[divine_torture]

I just lol'd while taking a drink. You're an asshole, and that was funny.

 

[Blind Guardian]

ASSBURGERS LOL

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

mmmm

 

[damnromulans]

AAHA

 

[Eligos]

While I'm still a tits man 100%, I can appreciate the fine asses of the world a bit more these days. Reverse cowgirl is not the same without them.

 

[monoxide_child]

While I'm still a tits man 100%, I can appreciate the fine asses of the world a bit more these days. Reverse cowgirl is not the same without them.

cowgirl >>>>>> reverse cowgirl (unless she has a ridiculously ugly face)

 

[Cronopio]

I'd rather be monoxide child than any of you mouthbreathers at this point.

 

[monoxide_child]

I'd rather be monoxide child than any of you mouthbreathers at this point.

is that complementing me??
or insulting everyone that's not me??

 

[Master_Yoda77]

God fucking damnit. The drummer in Olórin cannot find the time in his life to practice ever anymore and we were just offered to play Ragnarokkr Metal Apocalypse. I really want to fucking play more shows but he's never available to practice. Normally I'd just find someone else to play, but he's wrote about half of our songs.

 

[Einherjar86]

Your drummer wrote half your songs? Tell that bitch his place is behind the kit; and not to talk unless he's addressed.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I feel strangely aroused and hungry at the same time.

 

[divine_torture]

Your drummer wrote half your songs? Tell that bitch his place is behind the kit; and not to talk unless he's addressed.

I fucking lol'd.

 

[monoxide_child]

I feel strangely aroused and hungry at the same time.

yeah
me too

 

[Cronopio]

is that complementing me??
or insulting everyone that's not me??

Take your pick.

 

[Eligos]

monoxide, try not to feed the troll. I know you've got extra food and it's really tempting, but you have a fridge for that.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Your drummer wrote half your songs? Tell that bitch his place is behind the kit; and not to talk unless he's addressed.

Yeah. He's also the guitarist but live he only does drums. It's fucking impossible to find a decent drummer in the Peoria area.