The Whining and Bitching Thread

I'd rather be monoxide child than any of you mouthbreathers at this point.

is that complementing me??
or insulting everyone that's not me??

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God fucking damnit. The drummer in Olórin cannot find the time in his life to practice ever anymore and we were just offered to play Ragnarokkr Metal Apocalypse. I really want to fucking play more shows but he's never available to practice. Normally I'd just find someone else to play, but he's wrote about half of our songs.
 
He had a steady hand, that's for sure.

The artist who's painting our album art brought her boyfriend with her when we were going over our contract the other night. He's one of the few decent drummers (by that I mean natural percussionists) that I know, and he asked me if I'd be down for a Porcupine Tree/Katatonia style progject. How could I refuse?

I'm gonna see if my little brother wants to join up, he's a god damn genius at the 6-string.
 
I got fucking banned three times from some bar and now the bouncer who had it in for me now works security in my apartment block. Fuck. OH and some asshole who looks the exact same as me got permabanned from the only local 24 hour store. Fuck this shit.
 
I got fucking banned three times from some bar and now the bouncer who had it in for me now works security in my apartment block. Fuck. OH and some asshole who looks the exact same as me got permabanned from the only local 24 hour store. Fuck this shit.

Some mfn hooligans bashed in almost every mailbox on my road, including mine. I wish claymores were legal mailbox defense mechanisms.

:lol:
these 2 posts were both as funny-as-hell
 
i wasn't laughing at people bashing your mailbox

i was laughing at the whole idea of "claymores being used as a mailbox defense mechanism"