The Whining and Bitching Thread

[The Butt]

Apparently some of the people my roommate had over for a New Years party while I was gone, are now going around saying they plan on breaking in and "taking everything good".

I told my roommate so many times he needs to stop hanging out with fucking birds like these guys. Now he is in the hospital after an overdose on drugs these assholes gave him. He never listens.

All I know is that if these people come remotely near my home, they're leaving either in cuffs or on a stretcher. My roommate has ornamental knives hanging on our living room wall... I would not hesitate to use them.

 

[Tonka Time]

Quit smoking marijuana a few weeks ago so that I won't have to worry about drug tests while looking for some part-time work. With one less way to alleviate stress I've become quite frustrated with the fact that before I started dating my girlfriend of three years I was a virgin and she has a medical condition that makes penetrative sex impossible. I have a deep emotional attachment to her and so leaving isn't really an option.

I've realized that my sex life has been effectively blown off the runway before the pilot could enter the cockpit. There is nothing left to do now except learn to be happy with "trial version sex" for the rest of my life.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

If she cared deeply for you she'd let you get some side. Real bitches share dick

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Being back here trips me out a bit. It kind of parallels a time I came back to another social website after several years of growing up, not knowing how much smarter my inner demon had gotten in that time, and suddenly realizing that by going back I'd inadvertently walked into the next labyrinth of fucked up self-realizations without making note of the way in.

And so the long space odyssey continues. I am Iron Man.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Or maybe you should ease up on the pot

 

[SentinelSlain]

balls

 

[SentinelSlain]

....

 

[Satanstoenail]

Stop that

 

[Nephilim96]

Dandruff is gay.

 

[Dak]

@zabu: The longer something manages to maintain some semblance of standing still in this modern world, the stranger stepping in seems to become, but at the same time providing some sense of agelessness. I am not growing older, UM is still here!

 

[tagradh]

Dandruff is gay.

As gay as muffdruff?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

@zabu: The longer something manages to maintain some semblance of standing still in this modern world, the stranger stepping in seems to become, but at the same time providing some sense of agelessness. I am not growing older, UM is still here!

Yeah, a sense of agelessness... Socializing online puts an interesting twist on social boundaries - mitigating age discrimination on one hand, and obstructing social development with its "facelessness" on the other. Seems like a net positive for adults, and a negative for children / adolescents / young adults.

 

[damnromulans]

DEFINITELY a negative for young adults. I'm coming to terms with the fact that too much internet socializing basically swallowed my formative years and allowed me to "get away" with not only doing a lot of really despicable, immature and shitty things that as a less young adult I now deeply regret, but also reading about and talking about things instead of actually doing and experiencing them.

I have second degree frostbite on my big toe so I can't walk or run or ski. It should heal by the time my big hiking trip is planned for, but it's really disgusting and painful at the moment.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

That's fucked up, hope your toe gets better soon.

My whine of the day is that I've got a crazy friend and two dysfunctional family members who are turning my life into an emotional clusterfuck when I should be focused on finding a new apartment and job. I had a productive talk with the friend today, and also decided to stop wasting this okcupid girl's time pretending I've got my shit together enough to be dating, so hopefully that's two less variables in the equation.

I'm still dreading "the talk" with those family members, but that's for another day. Tonight's mission is to eat potato chips in bed while watching netflix.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You should put your frozen toe in man purses arse

 

[Satanstoenail]

Today I woke up with the right side of my top lip all swollen and weird. To the best of my knowledge I wasn't punched last night when I spent the night being boring and watching tv. Maybe this is it. Maybe it's cancer.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I don't know much about the herp but I'm a grade A pseudo doctor and I'm pretty sure that's what happened. You got smacked in the face with a herp.

A herpetologist.

 

[mutantllama]

Hey good luck with that pilot you wrote Satanstoenail, I hope it becomes successful.

 

[-CC-]

Better Things joke?

 

[Satanstoenail]

I don't understand. Anyway it went away yesterday.