The Whining and Bitching Thread

There is one guy on my facebook who always asks me to lend him money; and just did so again today. I've literally told this guy "no" numerous times, and that being on a part-time salary, I have trouble supporting myself, much less shooting him 20 bucks for gas to drive around. Dude doesn't have a job, just drives everywhere to see his friends. Must be nice.

I told the guy numerous times I literally cannot lend money; I have to pay rent and buy fucking groceries, and he actually had the nerve to say "but come on man, I'll pay you back Thursday". No dude, fuck off.

^ This fucking guy... had the nerve to ask me again. After not speaking to me since this incident, he messages me today asking me how I am, what I'm up to. One message later, he asks "I actually have a favor to ask." Surprise surprise. "Can I borrow 40 man and I'll pay you back 60 on Thursday?"

Then he asks after I tell him no, "Can I fraud your bank account? Just say your bank card is lost or stolen; no one has ever gotten in trouble for this, I'm what you call a professional."

What the fucking fuck doesn't this guy get?
 
Contemplating it. I told him to fuck off with the asking for money.

If he seriously asks for money again he's gone.
 
Only reason I haven't wrote him off is because him and I go way back. Tons of good barhopping nights with the lad, years ago. But since his last ex-girlfriend he has devolved to crime and nose candy. Its kind of sad.
 
Nobody you know has storage space? Those units are a fucking rip.

Yeah they are. I split one with like 3-4 other guys when I deployed so it wound up only being like 10 a month apiece. Military would store stuff for you but they took it a week before deployment and gave it back like a week after you got back, and you had to waiver damages iirc. 10$ a month was a deal to stash and recover on my own timeframe and the storage place was liable for theft.
 
Pissed off at my roommate.

Me and the girlfriend have been having slow and unresponsive internet lately, because roommate won't stop torrenting movies all day.

When the net was last slow/unresponsive, and I asked him if he was downloading movies, he said "no". He later admitted to my girlfriend that he was, and that he lied to my face because "I shouldn't have to answer to him about whether or not I am downloading."

Actually, since we are splitting fifty-fifty on the internet each month, and since his torrenting literally brings our net to a halt a lot of the time (to the point where the browser says "no connection"), he does. And I told him that.

I also told him that next time I find out he has been lying about downloading, the next time our net is slow, I'm gonna simply reimburse his half for the month, then change the password so he gets NO internet all month. The internet is in my name, so he can get fucked.