The Whining and Bitching Thread

[PrincessHades]

Fuck cars. Expensive pieces of shit to repair. Had to pay 300 out of my ass that I didnt have to fix just the serpentine belt and idler, plus the cost of the towing.

You didn't have an ass wtf?

 

[The Butt]

managed to avoid both a work xmas party and family xmas party this year. fucking nailed it.

The DJ didn't even have any Black Sabbath. It was literally all modern pop and country music, except for Don't Stop Believing once. What a poser.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

That was funny, but I doubt that's the real narration of your thoughts.

I wasn't joking or anything, or even trying to be edgy for that matter. What kind of school requires students to donate?

What did they want you to donate to, and how much? Hard to imagine that it's legal for the school to discipline you for not participating in some charity, unless the real reason you were sent to the principal's was because you kicked your legs onto the table, drew down your Ray-Bans, and said "Stuff it, teach".

 

[Sophii]

You didn't have an ass wtf?

Yeah man donkeys are hard to raise me thinks. Why have one?

 

[no country for old wainds]

my old high school recently sent out letters to parents asking them to donate £5 a month or they might have to drop to four day weeks lol

 

[PrincessHades]

What did they want you to donate to, and how much? Hard to imagine that it's legal for the school to discipline you for not participating in some charity, unless the real reason you were sent to the principal's was because you kicked your legs onto the table, drew down your Ray-Bans, and said "Stuff it, teach".

They hand out these forms twice a year asking students to pledge to donate at least a dollar. They have donors that give large amounts of money (it's a private school by the way) but only under terms that they get 100 percent student participation in this fundraiser. I don't think that's right, and I feel like the school is taking advantage of the students like that.

It's probably legal as it isn't technically required, but it comes close to being obligatory as I had to argue with a teacher for five minutes to not sign the form.

If I don't hand in a dollar tomorrow, the school will donate a dollar to itself on my behalf so they can get the money. Wtf? Seems all sorts of weird.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I’m addicted to Mindhunter on Netflix and I’m just really upset I can’t binge watch it because I have work tomorrow.

 

[CiG]

Dealing with a brutal migraine for the last few hours.

 

[Omni]

I had to take my dog to the vet today because he had bloody diarrhea in the house. He apparently has giardia.

I'm not happy about it because the only place that he could have gotten it is when I had him boarded recently. He wasn't supposed to have contact with other dogs, so either they let him in with them or they don't clean properly at the kennel.

He'll be fine but the entire thing just makes me mad because it's totally preventable if they do their jobs properly.

 

[The Ozzman]

How do you know the dog didn't rub its dick in its own shit?

 

[Omni]

I'm pretty sure that you can't be the carrier that infects yourself with a parasite, since you'd have to have it already. I know that logic isn't your specialty, but you should endeavor to be less moronic in the future.

 

[The Ozzman]

What if your dog identifies as another dog? Bigot.

 

[Omni]

Do you identify as a moron? I ask this because you act like one constantly and I want to respect your identity.

 

[The Ozzman]

I only play one on TV

 

[Omni]

I'm gonna have to get the new extra extra extra wide screen so I can properly watch you on TV.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Went back to the optometrist yesterday as the glasses I got about a year and a bit ago weren’t helping my vision in my crappy right eye at all anymore. I only wore them a handful of times anyway because they have me a headache and double vision if I looked up. Anyway it turns out that my suspicions were correct the whole time and it’s not my vision going because I’m getting older, it’s a motherfucking cataract! I also went to an ophthalmologist last year to make sure because I was convinced that there was something wrong with my eye and he told me exactly the same thing the optometrist did. Useless bunch of tards. Now I’ve gotta have keyhole surgery and a new lens installed in my eye. THEY’RE GOING TO CUT A FUCKING HOLE IN MY EYE.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Omni is savage.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Now I’ve gotta have keyhole surgery and a new lens installed in my eye. THEY’RE GOING TO CUT A FUCKING HOLE IN MY EYE.

with the beat of charging wings, your transience will be confirmed.

 

[Sophii]

@Satanstoenail hey I actually had to have that surgery when I was 12. I was born with cataracts. That shit is awful man. Best the luck to ya. One of your eyes will shine like a jewel in the lights.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

My dad had that surgery too. The upside for him was that he somehow came out of it with perfect vision after being horribly nearsighted his whole life, and he no longer needs glasses.