The Whining and Bitching Thread

[cookiecutter]

You should all RSVP to my facebook event, and I think this is the appropriate thread to post it in.

Hey Single People - Let's All Be Lonely... TOGETHER!

I removed this from my events because it made me sad

 

[Dak]

Now that "#4" is retiring, AGAIN, we get to be subjected to the 24 hr fellating of Brettfavrebrettfavrebrettfavre for 2-3 weeks on ESPN, AGAIN.

 

[SentinelSlain]

So there's this really beautiful girl that I like. I mean she is really fine but apparently she actually is modelling at the moment. We're in 6th form so that's like... shit, she's out of my solar system already. Anyway I asked her out a while back and she said no, but my friends seem to think I still have a chance with her if I become friends with her sister (who they all know really well) and go round her house a lot.

Fuck what to do. She's considerably better looking that the women people have posted images of claiming to have laid them on this forum.

 

[panzerfaust666]

picz? I mean not that it would be creepy to post one.

at all...


.

 

[Liisa]

So there's this really beautiful girl that I like. I mean she is really fine but apparently she actually is modelling at the moment.

Fuck what to do. She's considerably better looking that the women people have posted images of claiming to have laid them on this forum.

You should be considering more aspects about her personality before 'laying' her than what she looks like. Your standards are dog matey. Or maybe your 12.

 

[arg]

So there's this really beautiful girl that I like. I mean she is really fine but apparently she actually is modelling at the moment. We're in 6th form so that's like... shit, she's out of my solar system already. Anyway I asked her out a while back and she said no, but my friends seem to think I still have a chance with her if I become friends with her sister (who they all know really well) and go round her house a lot.

Fuck what to do. She's considerably better looking that the women people have posted images of claiming to have laid them on this forum.

fuck models, they are complete shit to people once you see past that layer of bullshit they all have, unless you're a male model yourself

 

[SentinelSlain]

You should be considering more aspects about her personality before 'laying' her than what she looks like. Your standards are dog matey. Or maybe your 12.

ummm

We've spoken, you know I'm nearly 18. Also I don't know her at all, I want to. Then I'll know what kind of a person she is. I'm not into dating friends because I know them and it's easier. I want to meet more people and date.

I could have worded my situation in a more politically correct fashion I suppose but come on, I can hardly comment on her personality when I don't know her.

 

[Liisa]

ummm

We've spoken, you know I'm nearly 18. Also I don't know her at all, I want to. Then I'll know what kind of a person she is. I'm not into dating friends because I know them and it's easier. I want to meet more people and date.

I could have worded my situation in a more politically correct fashion I suppose but come on, I can hardly comment on her personality when I don't know her.

What you wrote was absurdly childish.
You mean, you know them and it's harder. (to date them).
Yes, of course.
Don't call it politically correct.
Politeness, courtesy and standards is not political correctness.

The modern political correctness is a dogmatic attitude towards what the government want.

 

[Liisa]

The most 12-year old like response I could have imagined.
ahahahaha, you removed it?

 

[skeptik]

I'm not sure whether to like or dislike you, but I'm leaning toward the former for now.

 

[SentinelSlain]

She sounds like Omni; she's your type.

 

[seedofvengeance]

So there's this really beautiful girl that I like. I mean she is really fine but apparently she actually is modelling at the moment. We're in 6th form so that's like... shit, she's out of my solar system already. Anyway I asked her out a while back and she said no, but my friends seem to think I still have a chance with her if I become friends with her sister (who they all know really well) and go round her house a lot.

Fuck what to do. She's considerably better looking that the women people have posted images of claiming to have laid them on this forum.

You don't have a chance... quit fooling yourself.
My best advice would be a swift application of chloroform.

 

[Vimana]

Put some chloroform on your shirt and go up to her and say "does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm going to try and get with this girl.

 

[youdontknowme]

Put some chloroform on your shirt and go up to her and say "does this smell like chloroform to you?"

yer so bad!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

She sounds like Omni; she's your type.

I haven't seen her randomly insult anyone out of the blue, or troll a thread about a band she doesn't like, so I'd have to disagree with you there.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

I hate when at work someone didn't tell you something you needed to know about something, and you make a mistake and look like an ass, and you can't say 'but I didn't know,' because it usually just looks like an 'excuse'. uke:

No big deal this time, but I'd really like to be fully informed from now on.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah, some of my coworkers are pretty bad about that.

 

[genocide roach]

i hate this shitty situation im stuck in...
~gR~

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

I hate when at work someone didn't tell you something you needed to know about something, and you make a mistake and look like an ass, and you can't say 'but I didn't know,' because it usually just looks like an 'excuse'. uke:

No big deal this time, but I'd really like to be fully informed from now on.

My brother once worked with a girl who was so stupid that she couldn't even sweep the floor properly, amongst other things. I think during her second or third day there, he told her to stop being a retard and then one of his co-workers informed him that she really is mentally retarded.