I'm sorry man. That sucks.
As for me, I guess things are going maybe a bit better? I got some good signs today, some small actions this chick did that let me know she isn't playing me and which reaffirm my suspicion that she just kind of sucks at this. First of all, after class today she waited out in the hall for me even though I know she got my slightly vitriolic text message about her being a douchenozzle to me. She brought it up for a split second but I kind of changed the subject so we wouldn't dwell on it. After all, I felt that by then my point was made. So we hung out for a while and got lunch together which she invited me to do. Another good sign.
Took the bus with her to the other campus where she kind of randomly told me that she has a really good guy friend who is sometimes her "friend with benefits" which, while kind of...weird and a sort of TMI thing to say, I'm glad she came up front about. I mean, that's not attractive but it's a good indication that she is willing to come clean instead of keep potentially relationship-damaging things secrets until the unlucky find out. I also think that if I had a willing female friend who consented and was as bored as I am and I wasn't involved with anyone, I would also do the same thing as her, so I felt a little better after I put it into perspective.
After I got there I did some shit I had to do then waited for my friend to drive me home. Before he did, the chick came by where I was and sat with me for a few minutes and almost fell asleep on me. I found this kind of nice tbh; it was unexpected and it didn't feel like she was being disingenuous or anything. I was pleased in all.
During work I decided on my break I'd buy her something from Dunkins and bring it to her since as I told her, I couldn't visit my ex on breaks since she lives two states away

lol

and she thought this was cute allegedly. I refused to accept her payment out of principle, obviously.
The one thing I've really decided about her is that she's really bad at communicating anywhere but face-to-face. I haven't actually talked to her on the phone though, I should get to that some time. She's also not an internet person, so she's never online. Kind of unfortunate but I'll take a chick that lives a 5 min. drive away and who never goes online versus a chick I met online who is always there but lives far as fuck away. I suppose we'll see what happens.
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