The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Vimana]

Tell her to come with you on a dinner date.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Tell her you've got some eggs that need sucking.

 

[genocide roach]

yeah, we've already done that irl hehehehe. i even got her smashed. still, no pussy for teh baldy. i has a sad, and frustrations

NINJA'd. for deva
~gR~

 

[Vimana]

Tell her you feel her?

 

[genocide roach]

hah, ok. im gonna try that. worded exactly like that.

everyone, please give me more absurd and over the top lines
~gR~

 

[Vimana]

No, just go up to her and tell her you like her at a more-than-a-friend level.

 

[genocide roach]

yeah yeah.
~gR~

 

[Vimana]

Tell her you want to send her some good porn and send a pic you with corpsepaint that says "I love you to death."

 

[genocide roach]

YES! now THAT is a great idea deva
~gR~

 

[mutantllama]

gR

What ever happened to Grimmy?

 

[genocide roach]

she doesnt like you guys, so she left hehehe

me and her still talk every day. and play halo.
~gR~

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

That's an odd relationship tbh.

 

[genocide roach]

odd doesnt even begin to describe it. but its fun and we share many lols irl
~gR~

 

[wandering_taco]

I yell at grimmy on halo too. But she said i dont bring the lolz as much as you do.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Last semester when I was a regular at karaoke night, I used to see this girl there who I always thought was pretty. We were in the finals together and I also saw her elsewhere on campus from time to time, always alone, but I'd never taken the initiative to speak to her except for one time shortly after Halloween when I told her that I thought she should have won the costume contest (she built her own iPod costume).

At dinner after Aikido this past Thursday though, I saw her in the dining hall, alone as usual and mentioned to my friend that I thought she was pretty. He recognized her from his Art History class and told me that she's very shy, so he asked one of our female friends from the same class to invite her to sit with us. She ended up sitting at the end of the table at first, but then moved next to me and later ate some dessert off my fork. She was pretty shy and quiet, but pretty funny too. When my friend mentioned playing guitar, she told us that she wanted to take Guitar Hero lessons.

After dinner, she said she needed to go back to her room to study, but I invited her to play videogames instead and she played Tekken 5 with us until 2:00 AM. The next day, her twin sister visited and both of them played videogames with us until 2:00 AM again.

I don't expect to start dating her though, because I'm going to graduate in two weeks, but I'll still try to spend as much time with her as I can until then. It really sucks though, because even though I've only known her for four days, I already like her more than most girls and I'm usually not the type of guy who becomes interested that quickly. She's different from a lot of them though because I don't know many other women who like videogames or appreciate music the way she does. She also dresses tastefully, seems very innocent, has a genuinely sweet personality and I like her singing voice.

Here's a picture of her.

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs033.snc1/2661_68282506764_723471764_2062811_1302060_n.jpg

EDIT: Haha, I just noticed that she looks vaguely like Amy Reid in this picture. So much for seeming innocent

Fuuuck, one of my friends' girlfriends has taken a class with her and just told me that she's not very smart. I hope it's not true, because I don't want this to turn into one of those "rule of three" compromises

 

[genocide roach]

I yell at grimmy on halo too. But she said i dont bring the lolz as much as you do.

YOURE CHEATINZ WITH MAH GIRL?!?!
~gR~

 

[wandering_taco]

yes. we had teh buttsecks through the xbox microphone.

 

[genocide roach]

we did too. maybe thats why my mic is broken hahaha
~gR~

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Latest fun in the cold war with my female apartment mate:

For a few months we've been sharing this towel bar in our bathroom. I keep my bath towel on it, and she keeps a hand towel for... whatever, drying her hands, I guess. Well a few weeks ago I found my towel getting pushed over on the bar every day, as if she didn't want it touching hers. I thought this was pretty stupid, but since she kept doing it over and over I eventually started leaving an inch or two of room between our towels when putting mine back from drying off.

Apparently an inch or two of space wasn't good enough for her - I would frequently find my towel bunched up on the other end of the bar in a "STAY IN YOUR CORNER, DAMMIT" kind of way. She didn't even need that much space - she was simply doing her damnedest to prevent any possible contact between our towels.

I finally got sick of this passive-aggressive shit, and e-mailed her last night asking why she kept moving my towel. Her response was:

I'm sorry but I don't think you need to use the entire towel rack. Just trying to make room for my hand towel without everything resting on each other. I wasn't trying to be malicious or anything, just scooting your towel over.

To which I replied:

I'm not using the entire towel rack, and I've never seen you use more than maybe a third of it. I even started leaving you an inch or two of room after you started doing this, but I keep seeing my towel bunched up on the other end as if you need twice the amount of space you actually use. It's just pretty silly, especially since our towels somehow managed to get along with each other for what seems like months before this. I'm pretty sure nothing bad is going to come from them occasionally touching.

When she got home from work this evening, she took her towel off the bar.

 

[Eligos]

Sounds like shit that happens between me and my little sister.