The Whining and Bitching Thread

[SentinelSlain]

I was going to go out but I have the shits.

 

[katierose]

Hahahahahaa.

Reading all your problems with women bring the lawlz.

Take it from me though. YES girls are fucking stupid and confusing creatures. Don't try to understand us.

If she's into you, she will fuck you right away. If she's leading you on, playing games, being sketchy, she's either using you/not into you.

There. Done.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yes because this issue is a black and white one

 

[King Richard]

No you're just stupid. All of you are just stupid when it comes to women and it doesn't surprise me.

 

[katierose]

Naw, no one here is necessarily stupid. It's just not worth it to sweat the small stuff.

 

[King Richard]

No, they're stupid. They'll even admit it.

 

[False Joe]

I'm not stupid with women, I just don't even bother trying, because I can't be arsed to get rejected.

And I'm terrible at reading the signs. I met a girl on one of the first days of uni at a pub crawl. I didn't notice anything. A month before the end of uni, we randomly meet again as I'm walking home. I just about remember her. She's like "Yeah, I was gonna fuck you that night, but my friend said it probably wasn't a great idea, and you didn't seem interested. I've still got your number on my wall". Admittedly she was fat, but I'm a beggar of the highest degree, and choosing is for cunts.

 

[The Ozzman]

No, they're stupid.

 

[King Richard]

Arm wrestle?

 

[Blind Guardian]

If she's into you, she will fuck you right away.

Interesting.

 

[SentinelSlain]

So what I should do is go out naked all day and eventually I'll get a blow job.

 

[The Ozzman]

Interesting.

She'll only fuck you right away if she's a slut imo tbh

 

[Blind Guardian]

Or someone has overestimated the current sexual liberation of the majority of the worlds women.

 

[The Ozzman]

or she's a slut

 

[diddykoi6]

ozzman rep da tr00f

 

[King Richard]

two words: hump and dump

 

[diddykoi6]

I respect your position but seriously check out this cp

 

[King Richard]

i love ninja'ing people

 

[Blind Guardian]

Why are we even talking about this for tbh, at UM we're all rapists anyway.

 

[The Ozzman]

It's only rape if she says no...and it's always opposite day