The Whining and Bitching Thread

Fuck the snow. Not only has the snow caused my work to be closed today (thus dicking me out of money), but I got stuck on my way home last night. Now my car is ten miles away at a park and ride just off the interstate.
 
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Catfail.

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That is just brilliant.
 
The snow in Richmond isn't nearly as bad this weekend as it was last weekend, which in turn was only a fraction of what we got in mid-December. The temp was above freezing for the heaviest part of the storm last night, so we mostly got rain. From what my family told me though, they're getting buried in the C'ville area.
 
I heard like the entire East Coast that isn't New England got totally owned.

My brother in New York said they just got a dusting, and it actually wasn't too right around me. The wind blew a lot of the snow off my driveway so I'm not sure how much snow we got. Maybe a foot or so? Anyway, it was apparently worse just to the south of us. Philly itself, I think, got hit pretty hard, as did South Jersey and Delaware.

The reason my car got stuck is because I stupidly tried to drive home from ~30 miles away after it had been snowing for over an hour. It was pretty bad when I was on I-95, and I guess I was just banking on it not being so bad further north... Once I get off 95 to get home, the roads are very narrow and rural (right beside the canal and the Delaware river). I was probably off 95 for like 30 seconds when I spun out and hit the guard rail. After that, I turned around and really slowly went back to the park and ride just after the off-ramp and called a friend who drives a 4x4 (I drive a Kia Spectra... not great in the snow). I still haven't retrieved it.
 
I'm so pissed off about my car right now. I had to replace the power steering pump because it broke and kept making this loud grinding noise when I turned, but I also ended up having to replace this belt that was actually cutting through parts around it and had I went about a few months more would have cut through my timing chain, so thankfully I got all that cleared up.

Also turns out either my head gasket is busted or the people who I had flush my radiator last time were pieces of shit because my radiator fluid is a fucking milky browny white color. Nasty shit, and it probably has clogged my thermal core.

Also have to replace the fucking Turn Signal Assembly because parts of it are just not working and since the wires in it are connected to my ignition I need to get that fixed so it doesn't end up fucking that up.

Thankfully I got my tax refund in though.
 
Also turns out either my head gasket is busted or the people who I had flush my radiator last time were pieces of shit because my radiator fluid is a fucking milky browny white color. Nasty shit, and it probably has clogged my thermal core.

This is why I started doing my own car maintenance. With the economic downturn, I don't trust mechanics not to do a shitty job, or to fuck something else up so I have to come back and spend more money later.
 
Well, today i was confronted with a rather shitty task, literally.
I had to clean up shit stains on the back seat of my car.

The other day i went to a party and got smashed drunk. Afterwords, i felt the need to take a massive shit and me and my drunk logic decided that it would be a good idea to shit on my backseat. What sucks is the stool was very loose, making an extra shitty mess. That shit took fucking forever to clean and my car still smells a bit. I just need to air it out for awhile.
 
Wow, I can't believe you were drunk enough to do that. What the hell dude :lol:

I hope you didn't drive home that way too. If you did, word of advice: STOP DRINKING.
 
Yeah i was drunk as fuck and luckily i didn't drive home like that or i would have ended up in a ditch. I ended up spending the night at someone's house. I actually think i might have ran to my car for the sole purpose of taking a shit. Maybe I couldn't find a toilet or something? I really don't know what else would have possessed me to do that.
 
Also turns out either my head gasket is busted or the people who I had flush my radiator last time were pieces of shit because my radiator fluid is a fucking milky browny white color. Nasty shit, and it probably has clogged my thermal core.

Check your oil. If your oil is brown and foamy too... it's definitely mixing with your engine coolant.

Which... will cause your engine to go night night if let go.

I had a cracked head gasket earlier this year... a new radiator cap and a $30 bottle of coolant system sealant fixed me up. $40 beat the hell out of what you're going to have to pay a mechanic for... which is a shitload of labor time to get a new head gasket on there.
 
Well, today i was confronted with a rather shitty task, literally.
I had to clean up shit stains on the back seat of my car.

The other day i went to a party and got smashed drunk. Afterwords, i felt the need to take a massive shit and me and my drunk logic decided that it would be a good idea to shit on my backseat. What sucks is the stool was very loose, making an extra shitty mess. That shit took fucking forever to clean and my car still smells a bit. I just need to air it out for awhile.
While returning from class one day, during my sophomore year in college, I passed two guys who were having an altercation because one crashed a party, got incredibly drunk, and took a shit on the host's computer chair. Obviously, the party host was infuriated, but the alleged chair shitter apparently had no recollection of the host, the event, or even of the party at which it occured.

Even though they were probably both older than me, all I could think was "damn kids."
 
Well, today i was confronted with a rather shitty task, literally.
I had to clean up shit stains on the back seat of my car.

The other day i went to a party and got smashed drunk. Afterwords, i felt the need to take a massive shit and me and my drunk logic decided that it would be a good idea to shit on my backseat. What sucks is the stool was very loose, making an extra shitty mess. That shit took fucking forever to clean and my car still smells a bit. I just need to air it out for awhile.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Well, today i was confronted with a rather shitty task, literally.
I had to clean up shit stains on the back seat of my car.

The other day i went to a party and got smashed drunk. Afterwords, i felt the need to take a massive shit and me and my drunk logic decided that it would be a good idea to shit on my backseat. What sucks is the stool was very loose, making an extra shitty mess. That shit took fucking forever to clean and my car still smells a bit. I just need to air it out for awhile.
:lol: :lol: :lol: holy fuck dude are you serious

How do you even shit in a backseat of a car? What kind of car was it? I can see if it was a minivan or something where you have plenty of squatting room or whatever. If you really had to shit that bad why didn't you shit behind a tree/dumpster? I've done that before if there were no gas stations or restrooms around and just wiped with a magazine or something :lol: