I'm going to assume that's a Krispy Kreme donut, and to that I say, fuck Krispy Kreme. Their donuts suck.
To say Dunkin Donuts are better than Krispy Kreme is to abdicate responsibility of your taste buds.
Is there a thread on this forum that isn't about fast food?
I'll hazard a guess: Coffee, weed, how fucked up living at home with his fucked up family is, or some chick that comes over and hangs out who he'd really like to fuck.