The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Just for trespassing and other shenanigans, plus i was blazed so i tweaked out even more than usual. They pulled up to us behind a clinic and i ran from there. They ended up chasing me through various backyards, baseball fields, and I eventually ran through a forest preserve and got attacked by a coyote. I kicked it in the face though.

rock:

 

[mutantllama]

I hear coyotes quite a bit at night, but never really see them.




On another note, fucking audacity crashed on me while I was doing my radio show for my speech and drama class. I was half done also.

 

[Einherjar86]

My friends and I got set on by a K-9 unit one time down in Tampa. We didn't run though. No way am I running from one of those fuckers.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Yeah definitely not. What ended up happening?

 

[Einherjar86]

We were at a party, and someone there had thrown a full beer can at the two truck that was taking away the illegally parked cars. We tried to split before the cops showed up, but ended up getting busted trying to go through the parking lot. So they got the dogs out of their trucks and threatned/questioned us for ten minutes. Finally, one of them said "You know, we have better things to do than arrest your drunk asses. People are getting murdered downtown and we're here dealing with this shit." So they let us go.

My one friend absolutely freaked out about it though. He was on the verge of tears and kept saying "I can't get arrested, I can't fucking get arrested." My full attention was on the dogs, and I was just thinking 'Fuck getting arrested, we're gonna fucking die!'

 

[A1a23]

Yeah, you do not want to run from K-9 units. Those things are trained to take you down. I was fortunate to not have those set on me during my incident although the Coyote I encountered was pretty terrifying.

 

[The Ozzman]

Thanks to some fucking my pals in my building with a Dodge Neon, I couldn't sleep for two hours because his fucking car horn wouldn't stop. I think it was done purposely too.

 

[st3333phani3333]

Car horn? Was he in his car all night punding on it? That must of sucked. My next door neighbor and the couple that lives aross the street from me just play really loud and ghetto music. I think they have a war between eachother.

Anyways, my retainer sucks and it is lost. If I cannot find it, I have to pay $300.00 for a new one. The search is on.

 

[The Ozzman]

No, I think it was a remote horn controller of some sort.

I have no clue, but if it happens again tomorrow morning I might be pounding on doors at 6:30 in the morning

 

[Srontgorrth]

No, I think it was a remote horn controller of some sort.

I have no clue, but if it happens again tomorrow morning I might be pounding on doors at 6:30 in the morning

Call the cops regarding a noise disturbance, it'll work.

 

[ASD]

I'm not at MDF.

 

[optionthree]

It snowed for the fourth day in a row today.

 

[damnromulans]

I was up until god knows when o'clock in the morning doing nothing and now I am fucking exhausted and I hate Mondays. Also, a little constipated.

 

[Krow]

I honestly think I've made my mind up about never drinking again. (atleast liquor)

I drank an entire bottle of ice 101 and a half a bottle of crown royal last night.
Totally blacked out from midnight until about 3, or atleast that's about the time I started to be able to think understand things again and remember anything.

Thank god the fiance was there to babysit me (although she was the one that kept giving me alcohol) In those three hours, I apparently threw up, lost my shirt, kept referring to her as "rorrie" (her name aint rorrie)

I just cant say I like the idea of totally losing three hours of my life last night. Fuck, I could have killed someone and wouldnt have a single memory of it.

 

[damnromulans]

Good god. Why would you drink that much?

 

[Krow]

Not exactly like I meant to, once I got a little drunk it just kinda snowballed... kept getting passed shit, and apparently kept drinking it.

I didn't intend to, and if I have to keep all alcohol from my system to prevent myself from doing it again, so be it.

 

[The Ozzman]

So I have a profile on OKCupid (a dating website) and I am constantly bombarded with fatties checking out my profile and/or messaging me. I really should put something in my profile that says FATTIES NOT WELCOME or something ffs.

 

[Dak]

You might want to try a more serious dating site, like eHarmony. One of my former roommates in the Marines got happily married from that site, and she was not a fatty.

 

[The Ozzman]

eHarmony sucks, man. I paid the money for 3 months and nothing happened. That site is more if you're looking to get married and I'm nowhere near ready for that yet.

 

[King Richard]

Or you could stop using online dating services where everyone is probably being overly shallow and just looking for the hottest person they can find. Your situation is a prime example of such.

You just need to get out more ffs.

Side note: I absolutely fucking hate it when someone says "happy memorial day." WHAT THE FUCK IS SO HAPPY ABOUT MEMORIAL DAY YOU PRICK?!