The Whining and Bitching Thread

[The Ozzman]

says the guy who has been out of the dating scene for years.

 

[King Richard]

Says the guy who has held down a stable relationship for over six years. Ya, bitch.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah, but you're still ugly

 

[King Richard]

True.

 

[Mort Divine]

This is a fucking load of bullshit. On expedia I paid for 4 nights in this hotel I'm staying in. Thursday through Sunday with a checkout date being today, but since my flight doesn't leave until tomorrow I paid for an extra night expecting everything to be fine.

I am woken up today by a knocking on my door saying I was supposed to check out today ...

So there is this big issue downstairs where I had to bring down the laptop to show them that I paid originally for 4 nights, but the people were swearing up and down I only paid for 3 via expedia (hello assholes, screen says 4 nights) and the guy has the balls to say I have to call Expedia to sort this out? Bullfuckingshit. This is on your asses.

Thankfully then the manager came down at that time so I didn't have to bitch to get fucking "Yeswant Patel" to come down and sort it out. I show her the room reservation I had on expedia, and she told me that they were going to look into it and that I could just return to my room. Then about 10 minutes later I receive a call saying, "Oh I'm sorry sir, we found the problem, it was a systematic error - your night is approved."

Ugh, fucking no it wasn't a systematic error its called your fucking employees are pieces of fucking incompetent shit.

iurahgpiasuh I fucking hate dealing with Indians when it comes to matters of money. Worse than fucking Jews and Arabs.

 

[Dak]

That's what you get for using a travel site. Find the deals on the travel sites, then go directly to the airline/hotel/etc. to book it. Very rarely are you actually saving money using the travel site, and because you bought through them, very often you're hands are tied in resolving issues directly with the airline/hotel/etc.

 

[Chanakya]

I fucking hate dealing with Indians when it comes to matters of money. Worse than fucking Jews and Arabs.

I find this incredibly funny, because it's true.

 

[Hez]

Keep wasting half my fucking day talking to people on the internet when I should be studying. Aaaaaaaa

 

[st3333phani3333]

These college classes are confusing me. The descriptions are not making any sense. And it is super hot out. I hate today so much. Nothing is going right. I can't wait to get our central air system fixed.

 

[DarkBliss]

I find this incredibly funny, because it's true.

The funniest thing for me was that he had to deal with Arabs.
Jews are a known plague. There's nothing you can do about them.

 

[damnromulans]

Keep wasting half my fucking day talking to people on the internet when I should be studying. Aaaaaaaa

You waste half your day, I lose sleep, everybody fucking loses.

Whining and bitching - I am SO CONSTIPATED. I can feel it poisoning me from inside and everything hurts. On the bright side, I am still shrinking - despite not having had a shit since Saturday, the scale and my pants (trousers?) tell me I am losing weight. sweet.

 

[The Ozzman]

Could we take talk about our digestive tracts elsewhere plzkthx

 

[damnromulans]

OK Fatty Magnet.

What you need to do is post a cutoff dress size on your profile, and leave some line implying that you are not interested in hambeasts. It must be hard being a metal dude on a dating site, as metalheads are on par with nerds when it comes to settling for landwhale armcandy.

 

[The Ozzman]

lol at Fatty Magnet

 

[waif]

metalheads are on par with nerds when it comes to settling for landwhale armcandy.

This is so true. Landwhale is an excellent term that I will use in the future.

 

[Mort Divine]

I seem to mostly attract really fucking crazy bitches and fat chicks, so I've naturally decided that it is much better to put up with nutters than it is fatties.

 

[Dak]

This is so true. Landwhale is an excellent term that I will use in the future.

Manatee sir. Manatee.

 

[waif]

Shouldn't that refer to fat guys?

 

[damnromulans]

"Songless landwhale" is the best.

edit:

-landbarge

 

[st3333phani3333]

I'm really hating that my brother keeps getting calmine lotion everywhere and I have to clean it up because the poison ivy in his eyes are making him helpless. So lame.