The Whining and Bitching Thread

My asshole is bleeding and won't stop. Nothing severe, just a bit of spotting on the TP. Unnerving though.

Is it coming from inside your asshole or from around the edge? You might've just had a massive shit and slightly torn it... If it continues, get it checked out. PR bleeds are... not normal.
 
Don't you just fucking hate it when you're trying to talk to a girl and your annoying poor excuse for a friend butts in, doesn't get the signal to leave, and completely destroys the flow...
 
My friends have been pretty good with that recently - if they see I'm in "deep conversation" they'll just give a knowing nod and bugger off without initiating major conversation. I am very familiar with the opposite behaviour too though...
 
Don't you just fucking hate it when you're trying to talk to a girl and your annoying poor excuse for a friend butts in, doesn't get the signal to leave, and completely destroys the flow...

this is why you don't befriend cockblock people :)
 
God, fucking pissed me off so much. I walked back from where I was just occasionally looking up and giving the loudest sigh. :lol:
 
My computer blue-screened the other night when I closed Outlook and now Outlook will not open. Any I.T. geeks here have any suggestions as to what the fuck and how to fix?
 
I think most computer geeks would just tell you to uninstall and then reinstall Outlook. It's probably easier and faster to do this than fucking around with it trying to figure out the problem only to waste your time not accomplishing such.
 
If your gmail is linked through your Outlook then you should be receiving all of those emails in your gmail inbox as well so you shouldn't lose anything.

Yeah I am, but I'm wondering if all the old emails in my Outlook inbox will disappear if I reinstall it. There were emails in there from back in the days of the 28kbps dial up modem, which I enjoyed perusing on occasion to reminisce about my days as a young man with hopes and dreams.
 
Doubtful, as they're probably stored server-side...? I am not sure how e-mail clients work though so I probably shouldn't be talking about them.
 
Yeah I am, but I'm wondering if all the old emails in my Outlook inbox will disappear if I reinstall it. There were emails in there from back in the days of the 28kbps dial up modem, which I enjoyed perusing on occasion to reminisce about my days as a young man with hopes and dreams.

I don't use outlook but I'm sure there is some folder that contains all of your email message files. If this is the case, you could save it all, uninstall/reinstall Outlook, then place it back into the program files for Outlook.