My asshole is bleeding and won't stop. Nothing severe, just a bit of spotting on the TP. Unnerving though.
Is it coming from inside your asshole or from around the edge? You might've just had a massive shit and slightly torn it... If it continues, get it checked out. PR bleeds are... not normal.
Don't you just fucking hate it when you're trying to talk to a girl and your annoying poor excuse for a friend butts in, doesn't get the signal to leave, and completely destroys the flow...

If your gmail is linked through your Outlook then you should be receiving all of those emails in your gmail inbox as well so you shouldn't lose anything.
Facebook is over the top: http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=389163&id=100000051157842
Yeah I am, but I'm wondering if all the old emails in my Outlook inbox will disappear if I reinstall it. There were emails in there from back in the days of the 28kbps dial up modem, which I enjoyed perusing on occasion to reminisce about my days as a young man with hopes and dreams.