The Whining and Bitching Thread

I would have paid more than that to go to Summer Slaughter, where the headliner, Decapitated, was the only tolerable band. I passed.
 
Holy fuck!!!!!

This text book is $206.50, and the lab book is $78.75! This is a fucking ripoff man! Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not fucking paying that much money for a text book I'll only need for THREE GODDAMN MONTHS!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Oh and did I mention I'm paying for three other classes whose books are $100+ each with out of pocket money? dbl FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Check Chegg.com or any another book rental site.
 
So I guess I'm gonna go to the show. I mean, Dakryn is there for fuck's sake. Why would I pass up such an opportunity? Hopefully we will have some enlightening conversations about fluoridated water and my pals, and my pals drinking fluoridated water. :dopey:
 
I'm whining and bitching because of my daughter's incessant whining and bitching. She's been throwing tantrums for the last 36 hours now, and I want to shove her back in her mother's womb. Plus, it's now 2 AM, and I want to go to bed since I have to work tomorrow, but no, she's still awake bitching that I won't let her watch cartoons anymore. I never thought it was appropriate to call a 4 year old girl a bitch, especially if she's my own offspring, but I will say it: my daughter is being a god damn bitch.
 
I'm whining and bitching because of my daughter's incessant whining and bitching. She's been throwing tantrums for the last 36 hours now, and I want to shove her back in her mother's womb. Plus, it's now 2 AM, and I want to go to bed since I have to work tomorrow, but no, she's still awake bitching that I won't let her watch cartoons anymore. I never thought it was appropriate to call a 4 year old girl a bitch, especially if she's my own offspring, but I will say it: my daughter is being a god damn bitch.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
My little 3yo sister acts like a troll on the internet, i.e. she claims that she threw up somewhere and watches the reaction but afterwards it shows up that she actually didn't. Or vice-versa. Just to enjoy the reaction.
 
Ya know what I fucking hate? Females who only date assholes and then complain incessantly that all men suck. Perhaps they should try not being attracted to douche bags.
 
Ya know what I fucking hate? Females who only date assholes and then complain incessantly that all men suck. Perhaps they should try not being attracted to douche bags.

This is like the oldest complaint of mankind.
 
Forgot to post this, but it happened to me yesterday during the day. I opened the bar up at work at 10.30am, 2 guys in their 30s walked in at about 12ish and bought a couple of beers and went outside to the terrace. One guy lit up a cigarette, even though there are no smoking signs on the tables and one BIG sign right next to the table they were sitting on.

Me: Excuse me sir, I'm afraid you're not allowed to smoke. You have to-
Guy smoking looks at me, interrupts me by blowing smoke straight into my face.
Smoking dude: What are you going to do about it?
I stare dead straight at him.
Me: Get the fuck out of my bar.
He looked a little taken a back, but takes another drag and blows more smoke in my face.
Smoking dude: Really? Or else what?
Me: Get the fuck out of my bar, or I'll get the duty manager of the hotel to kick you out of the hotel.
He ignored me for about 5 seconds, me standing there.
Other guy: Hey let's go.
Smoking dude grumbles a little bit, finishes his beer. They get up and leave.
Me: That's right, fuck off and don't come back asshole.

I hate pricks like this. I'd be fired 10 times over for swearing at the shithead though.