The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Dak]

 

[King Richard]

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

...Nooo!

 

[Dak]

The pause is what makes it awesome.

 

[Evil?]

This page is fucking win.
edit: of course my post lands on the next page....ugh. The last page was fucking win.

 

[unknown]

hung over from drinking beer and scotch last night. ugh. luckily I don't have to be at work until 3

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I always thought that "let's just be friends" when said by a girl meant "I hate you" and in your case V5, I must assume that "let's just be acquaintances" really means "I'm going to send my psycho girlfriend after you to kill you and make a lamp out of your genitals".

 

[Astrum]

my computer is a peice of fucking trash. technology is retarded.

organizing my messy music. i get to blind guardian, and half the artist names are Blind Guardian and half are BLIND GUARDIAN. well, thats annoying. so i select all of them, and every time i go to fucking type in Blind Guardian, I get to B-l then it fucking autofills the rest of the fucking word to fucking BLIND GUARDIAN. I am literally not allowed, at all, to type it the proper way. all caps woooo FUCKING STUPID

 

[Mort Divine]

ugh i waited way too long to register for school haha - most the classes i'm suggested to take this semester i can't because they're all full

 

[damnromulans]

so delirious i repeated the king salmon barfing story

my hair is so greasy and we were outside today (it's like 90 F and humid, banana trees grow naturally in Taiwan) so my face is shiny. i probably smell really bad and i'm pretty sure all the candy bars i'm carrying have melted

and i won't be home for at least 9-10 hours

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

my computer is a peice of fucking trash. technology is retarded.

organizing my messy music. i get to blind guardian, and half the artist names are Blind Guardian and half are BLIND GUARDIAN. well, thats annoying. so i select all of them, and every time i go to fucking type in Blind Guardian, I get to B-l then it fucking autofills the rest of the fucking word to fucking BLIND GUARDIAN. I am literally not allowed, at all, to type it the proper way. all caps woooo FUCKING STUPID

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[Omni]

Ah, my head is killing me. Fuck this.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

what's wrong with you?

 

[Omni]

I'm dying.

No, but seriously, this is the mother of all migraines or something. :zombie:

 

[Dak]

Probably not hydrating enough, combined with lack of a good prenatal vitamin + other supplements + good diet.

 

[Chanakya]

^
Or fluoridated water?

 

[damnromulans]

Go to Six Flags and ride Superman until you're not pregnant anymore? Or is that not an option?

 

[King Richard]

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For whatever reason, this reminded me of a monthly meeting I had at work a couple weeks ago. This fucking artard asked, "How do you create a new folder inside a folder?" I couldn't contain myself and just laughed really, really, really loud, almost in a Cartman-esque way.

 

[waif]

Go to Six Flags and ride Superman until you're not pregnant anymore? Or is that not an option?

Some people actually want healthy, living children. Weird, right?

 

[unknown]

^
Or fluoridated water?

I get to go to my girlfriend's house and try to hook up her internet that she tried to hook up yesterday and failed. fantastic

 

[King Richard]

I'm sure you'll get laid. Handyman work really turns the bitches on mang.