The Whining and Bitching Thread

[unknown]

I have cereal and oatmeal everyday for breakfast...and maybe an english muffin

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

haha
I eat cereal for breakfast. no way I could eat that stuff and still lose weight.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I have the big high protein "grand slam" breakfast once a week, otherwise it's usually a bagel or a very un-manly yogurt and berry parfait.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

wtf hypocrite.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

There's a difference between a childish breakfast and a pansy breakfast.

 

[False Joe]

I haven't eaten breakfast for about a year.

 

[sevag00]

Yeah, you drink beer for breakfast.

 

[Episteme]

In a fucking shitty mood because I need to finish 500 hours worth of engineering in an engineering firm to graduate. University doesn't help us with work placements, so we have to apply ourselves. Been rejected by almost every fucking company so far, and most of them have already closed applications.

Also, my drummer is fucking impossible to work with sometimes and recording has been crap for the past couple of days.

I've got a test and assignment due in 2 days. Which I don't really care about, but since my girlfriend does the same course as I do and freaks out and stresses out too much and becomes pretty much asexual because of it, I've been sexless for the past 3 days or so. I'm horny.

 

[False Joe]

Yeah, you drink beer for breakfast.

Beer isn't a breakfast.


It's all about red bull and vodka. Really gets you ready for the day

 

[Onder]

Beer is great for a breakfast, and also a cure for hangover.

 

[damnromulans]

Cereal, what are you, 5? Eggs, sausage, bacon, hash browns, shit, even a small steak, a bagel or English muffin, coffee, OJ or V8 are the components of a grown man's breakfast.

OM NOM NOM.

I have this horrible addiction to bagel sandwiches from 7-11 so these days I usually have a bagel sandwich and a yogurt. I should stop eating the bagel sandwiches as they are impeding further weight loss but they are so fucking good.

Healthy breakfast for me is a banana and yogurt.

Though the best breakfast is a MegaMuffin and hash brown. Morning Mac FTW!

 

[Episteme]

Eggs, toast, bacon, sausages, hash browns = breakfast for champions. Top it off orange juice. Fuck yeah.

 

[Dak]

Moar like breakfast for heart disease amirite

 

[False Joe]

The best breakfast is finding a half eaten roast chicken on your floor that you bought when you were pissed.

Or Oreos and Irn Bru.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Pussy.

EDIT: @ Dakryn.

 

[damnromulans]

Obesity is hot. I like my bagels with extra cream cheese and all beef patties!

 

[Dak]

Pussy.

EDIT: @ Dakryn.

Just replace those pork products with Turkey or Chicken.

 

[Episteme]

^ Those aren't actually bad substitutes.

 

[False Joe]

Just replace those pork products with Turkey or Chicken.

Oh sure, why don't we replace vaginas with mens bumholes while we're at it.
And titties for huge black cocks.
And freedom for Hitler.

It all starts with the bacon.

 

[damnromulans]

Almost posted to argue that turkey is a pork product. What the fuck. I think it's bedtime.