The Whining and Bitching Thread

Apparently The Drone Ranger is having a long distance relationship with a Jeremy. And there's a 30+ year old, bearded Jeremy amidst us. Just sayin...

If my husband was having an affair, he'd be dickless now. And if he was having an affair with a minor? He'd be dickless in jail because I would have turned him in after I cut off his manhood.
 
Haha no one can find me on facebook now!

And not always, King Drunkard, you're confusing "likes men" with "is female." Some gay men are really effeminate but a lot are indistinguishable from the general population of straight men.
 
If a girl I was seeing even jokingly said something about castrating me that would be it.

Seriously, maybe you've seen too much tv or something. I don't fucking fantasize about slicing off the clitoris of a woman who cheated on me, that's completely sick and fucked up.
 
You guys are so cute. Kind of makes me want to get married. But I still have my period so it's probably still the hormones talking.

Related whining and bitching, totally forgot tampons today. Looks like I'll be using one of the school nurse's horrible overnight-thickness diaper-like maxi pads.
 
Just get a dishwasher from the nearest sink...reminds me of this person I had the displeasure of meeting at one time,who was conveniently named 'sponge woman'.She was a feral hooker who would work in any conditions,a real hard worker but christ knows why anyone would have sex with her and pay.Looking at her filthy feet was probably the biggest turnoff.