The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Krow]

If I straight up tell him what I think I'm afraid he'll have an emotional breakdown.

Unless you plan on trying to have sex with him, why the fuck do you honestly care?

 

[Vimana]

Because I'm not a total asshole who only cares about one's emotions if it's for sexual pleasure?

"Hey, Joe. Did that guy kill himself because you told him what you think of him?"

"Yeah, but I wasn't planning on having sex with him."

"Oh, then it's all good."

But in all honesty, I'm going to stop taking the cautious nice guy approach because it's not really working.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

You sound like a bore.

 

[Krow]

Because I'm not a total asshole who only cares about one's emotions if it's for sexual pleasure?

"Hey, Joe. Did that guy kill himself because you told him what you think of him?"

"Yeah, but I wasn't planning on having sex with him."

"Oh, then it's all good."

But in all honesty, I'm going to stop taking the cautious nice guy approach because it's not really working.

Maybe I should have just said... People exist in this world that you cant be nice to unless you want them stuck up your ass for all eternity.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

^ Yeah that's pretty well put

 

[Vimana]

Yeah, it is. I'll just explain to him that I don't want to be friends with him and tell him why if he asks.

 

[Eligos]

Fallings out are worse than being told forthrightly that the person no longer desires your friendship.

 

[The Ozzman]

I wish this day hadn't existed. I was 90 minutes late to work because of a really bad accident that resulted in people being detoured off the highway. I got to work and got slammed about an hour after I arrived. I didn't take a lunch today.

Fuck the world.

 

[Eligos]

Yeah I noticed that. That's why I deleted the post.

 

[cookiecutter]

I wish this day hadn't existed. I was 90 minutes late to work because of a really bad accident that resulted in people being detoured off the highway. I got to work and got slammed about an hour after I arrived. I didn't take a lunch today.

Fuck the world.

What does getting slammed mean in this context?

 

[waif]

His boss fucked him in the ass, obviously. It's never happened to you?

 

[The Ozzman]

So my boss fucked me with a strap-on?

What does getting slammed mean in this context?

A fuck-ton of mail/overnight parcels. I don't feel like explaining in depth what we do with the overnights in my line of business right now. In short: I have to log everything that comes in the overnight on paper.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Real answer: to get slammed is to be given an unusually large amount of work, often on short notice. Pretty common expression in a large corporate work environment.

edit: ninja'd by ozzman

 

[mutantllama]

So my boss fucked me with a strap-on?

Go on...

 

[Vimana]

This is too disgusting. I'm going to change the subject. My school's web site is down so I'm not really sure what to study for chemistry.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm really fucking pissed off because my ears are blocked up behind the drum with shit from my flu. Oh and I might have some shit tropical disease actually, according to the doc. I have two 1500 word essays to do for Thursday, only one of which I've started. I'm not even going to mention the women related problems. I can't hear what's being said in lectures properly because of my ears being full of shit. The mother fucking kitchen sink is blocked and fool of green and black shit because some fuck put rice down it again. Some cunt insects live in the shit bed the university have provided. I get bit every night. I need to get some spray for that. I'm allergic to the soap I used to wash myself just now so everything(!) itches.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I'm really fucking pissed off because my ears are blocked up behind the drum with shit from my flu. Oh and I might have some shit tropical disease actually, according to the doc. I have two 1500 word essays to do for Thursday, only one of which I've started. I'm not even going to mention the women related problems. I can't hear what's being said in lectures properly because of my ears being full of shit. The mother fucking kitchen sink is blocked and fool of green and black shit because some fuck put rice down it again. Some cunt insects live in the shit bed the university have provided. I get bit every night. I need to get some spray for that. I'm allergic to the soap I used to wash myself just now so everything(!) itches.

Sucks to be you!

 

[SentinelSlain]

You mean you wish you could suck me off.

 

[The Ozzman]

So, after having the absolute worst day of work ever yesterday, my car decides to completely take a shit on the way to work today.

Well, not completely, but it definitely has a major coolant leak.

 

[damnromulans]

I'm flying Korean Air to Germany next month. Sort it out, 대한민국