I had this problem for years that I can't fucking walk a straight line. When I was like fifteen I was going out w/ some fella to smoke and have beers (he always threw up afterwards) and he was the first one to tell me that I'm fucking impossible to walk with. Now I'm twenty and my girl tells me the same fucking thing and that it's fucking annoying when she doesn't know the destination where we're going because sometimes it looks like I'm going elsewhere and she tries to go next to me.
She also gives me the shit that Zeph said. She either complains about me pushing her in front of me or running away from her to some illogical place. Also she want to give me blowjobs on public, for reason that I have to study yet, but I certainly am a little pussy to just pull of my wiener on the street and then see someone walk by and be like "you want some too?".
Also, when I'm drunk I really care about where I'm going and I can sort my thoughts out to concentrate on not getting raped or ran over. I'm not the type of guy who falls asleep on bus and then wakes up in middle of nowhere. That has happened to me like two times, and I wasn't really drunk, I was just lethargic to where I am at the moment.
This has completely left me after I started going to uni, because it's like an hour away and I realized that it's not fun to travel this distance more or less sober every other day and that I do actually care where I am. Even with laptop and money.