The Whining and Bitching Thread

Onder said:
I had this problem for years that I can't fucking walk a straight line. When I was like fifteen I was going out w/ some fella to smoke and have beers (he always threw up afterwards) and he was the first one to tell me that I'm fucking impossible to walk with. Now I'm twenty and my girl tells me the same fucking thing and that it's fucking annoying when she doesn't know the destination where we're going because sometimes it looks like I'm going elsewhere and she tries to go next to me.

She also gives me the shit that Zeph said. She either complains about me pushing her in front of me or running away from her to some illogical place. Also she want to give me blowjobs on public, for reason that I have to study yet, but I certainly am a little pussy to just pull of my wiener on the street and then see someone walk by and be like "you want some too?".
Also, when I'm drunk I really care about where I'm going and I can sort my thoughts out to concentrate on not getting raped or ran over. I'm not the type of guy who falls asleep on bus and then wakes up in middle of nowhere. That has happened to me like two times, and I wasn't really drunk, I was just lethargic to where I am at the moment.

This has completely left me after I started going to uni, because it's like an hour away and I realized that it's not fun to travel this distance more or less sober every other day and that I do actually care where I am. Even with laptop and money.
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Huh.
 
Why did you enlarge the part that I'm ashamed of? It was hidden in the middle for reason (to outldr at least some of the readers).
 
Slow walkers suck. Japanese people are the absolute worst. You have your average J-bird who is 5'1 and 95 lbs wearing stiletto heels that don't fit quite right since fucking shoes here come in three sizes (S, M, L) typing on her phone walking three abreast with her friends.

Too-fast walkers also suck. The worst fight MP and I ever had was when we went to the opera together and he wouldn't slow the fuck down and I had run after him in my cocktail gown and heels.
 
I FUCKIN HATE dating websites. I hate the people who designed them and the concept. I fuckin wish I could just go to the head office where they operate these fuckin scams and fuckin kill them all. I would shoot every one of them in the fucking head with a Ruger Mini 14 30 clip mag. Spill blood everywhere.
 
Fuckin spewing! I just went about bought $100 worth of synthetic weed yesterday after not smoking for 4 months only to findout today that they can actually test for synthetic cannbinoids now!!I was looking forward to a few cones, God Damnit!!
 
Yeah it's a bit shit!! There are now tests that can detect JWH which is the primary synthetic cannabinoids responsible for the euphoric and psychoactive effects of the synthetic weed.I'm not sure if they'd test for it on a pre-employment urine test but the stuff has been gaining alot of attention here in the media so i'm not gonna risk it.I just wish that i'd have researched it more thoroughly before I went and purchased it,sux coz I was looking forward to trying it aswell.
 
I ended up trying it,I foundout that it only stays in your system for 12 to 17 hours and the current tests are very expensive and is'nt likely to be included in a pre-employment test and curiosity got the better of me.I was very skeptical but this stuff got me absolutely hammered!! I was smashed.It is'nt a nice stone though,similar to weed but with an evil feeling lingering,I don't like it.I won't be touching this stuff again,I had 6 cones and threw the rest out....
 
evil is no bueno. shouldn't feel sinister.

whine/bitch: bad timing to have a broken TV, slow internet connection and phones down.
 
Oh yeah, I have something to bitch about. My apartment has shitty plumbing, insulation and gas appliances, and the maintenance staff sucks. I've had gas bills in the $150-$200 range this winter despite not even being at the apartment half the week. Right now the water heater's broken so I can't really shower, and who knows if anyone's going to look at it today even though I called in about it first thing this morning.

I really don't want to move out of here because there's a lot I like about the place, but I can't deal with this bullshit again next winter.

Also Comcast randomly raised their rate on me by like $30 this month, wtf. Time to sign up for tethering on my smartphone I guess.
 
It's the opposite actually...I used to be a chronic smoker but gave up last year and have'nt smoked since.There's been a bit about this stuff here in the media and I thought i'd give it a try as a special occasion type thing thinking it would'nt even do anything....I could'nt have been more wrong if I tried this stuff(JWH-018) got me more stoned than any other drug that i've ever know and i've done them all barr heroin.The worst part was,after smoking 6 bong rips i realised that I was higher than i've ever been in my life and that's when the fear set in.Since then i've searched other users effects and found that's what it does.For anyone even contemplating trying this stuff,I would strongly recommend that you don't,or if you must be very careful and only smoke a tiny amount.I was shitting myself...infact i'd go asfar as to say that it was the most unpleasant experience that I can recollect.From what I can gather,it's a combination of being intensely stoned and extreme fear kicking in at the same time.Google it,that is what this stuff does and it can be purchased legally here through the good old internet.I feel sorry for the next kid who buys this crap and hoofs in like I did,they're in for a very nasty shock.This synthetic weed amounted to the first bad trip i've ever had in my life.
 
Just found out that I have lost my Opeth shirt, some fucker probably stole it last night. That guy will suffer a progressive death.
 
ArneZ said:
Just found out that I have lost my Opeth shirt, some fucker probably stole it last night. That guy will suffer a progressive death.
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Well that for sure wasn't me as I'm not a pubescent girl.
 
I wish my sister would fucking move out already because I have zero time alone. She's a college graduate with a steady job ffs.
 
ArneZ said:
Just found out that I have lost my Opeth shirt, some fucker probably stole it last night. That guy will suffer a progressive death.
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That's what you get for calling our Great Nation of Pizza Buffet Lovers Dino Cazares, faggot!!!!

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sloughfegkillers said:
It's the opposite actually...I used to be a chronic smoker but gave up last year and have'nt smoked since.There's been a bit about this stuff here in the media and I thought i'd give it a try as a special occasion type thing thinking it would'nt even do anything....I could'nt have been more wrong if I tried this stuff(JWH-018) got me more stoned than any other drug that i've ever know and i've done them all barr heroin.The worst part was,after smoking 6 bong rips i realised that I was higher than i've ever been in my life and that's when the fear set in.Since then i've searched other users effects and found that's what it does.For anyone even contemplating trying this stuff,I would strongly recommend that you don't,or if you must be very careful and only smoke a tiny amount.I was shitting myself...infact i'd go asfar as to say that it was the most unpleasant experience that I can recollect.From what I can gather,it's a combination of being intensely stoned and extreme fear kicking in at the same time.Google it,that is what this stuff does and it can be purchased legally here through the good old internet.I feel sorry for the next kid who buys this crap and hoofs in like I did,they're in for a very nasty shock.This synthetic weed amounted to the first bad trip i've ever had in my life.
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First time I tried it I nearly had a seizure. Shit puts me in a state of fealing like I'm in a dream.
 
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