The Whining and Bitching Thread

I will apparently never be able to fall asleep normally. I try to do it like normal people almost every night. It never works out.
 
I started taking sleeping pills and listening to post rock because I work the closing shift at my job and it dissolved any traces of a sleep schedule I had going. There have been weeks where I sleep every other night for convenience's sake.
 
Back pain of the "interfering with daily life" variety. It seems kind of unfair that every time I put effort into trying to get in shape, I wind up doing it not quite right and getting benched.
 
I learnt to play Sacrifice Unto Sebek, and am now trying to learn Worship Your Demons. Turns out it is some of the hardest shit to play ever. Fuck guitar.
 
I feel like shit. Woke up and basically dry heaved and felt a little better...now I'm back to the shit. Fuck. First day out of school too.
 
still recovering from a lavish, over the top, and unnecessary 24 hours of partying friday night/saturday day. at the time: fuckin' sweet. now: not so much
 
I have a fucking trouble to even fall asleep fucking dickmonger shitfuck. Life is a huge adolescent cunt.