Themed Mixtape Game

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Possessed - The Exorcist
Added a point for featuring Tubular Bells in the intro. Awesome track. 9/10.

Boba Fett - Zombie Holocaust
Entertaining enough to listen to. 7/10.

Dokken - Dream Warriors
Man this song would normally not do much for me but the video was ace and I fucking love The Dream Warrior. The end of the video totally adds a point. 9/10.

Reverend Bizarre - Blood on Satan's Claw
People enjoy throwing these guys in here almost as much as I do Carnivore. The song wasn't without its merits. 6/10.

Hexx - Sardonicus
It was good but didn't go anywhere spectacular. 6/10.

Crydebris - Mononoke Picture
The contrast between cleans and harsh was great. I enjoyed this. 8/10.

Death - Evil Dead
Evil Dead is amazing, but this tune is just solid. 6/10.

Godflesh - Dream Long Dead
I barely even realized there was a song going on here. 4/10.

Satan's Host - Strongest of the Night
I dunno. Another Evil Dead song. None too exciting. 5/10.

Blood Freak - Gobble Up Your Guts Part 2, Revenge Of The Turkey Monster
A pretty rocking tune. 7/10.

Blood Farmers - Headless Eyes
Pretty doomy but not all that impressive. 6/10.

Blind Guardian - Time What Is Time
Enjoyable melodic number. 7/10.

Deicide - Dead By Dawn
This Evil Dead tune piqued my interest. 8/10.

Witchfinder General - Witchfinder General
Yeah this was a little blah. 5/10.

Iced Earth - Damien
I wanted to like this, but meh. 5/10.

 

[Krow]

Possessed - The Exorcist
2/10. For not putting an ounce of thought into your submission whatsoever, for being whats wrong with this game... I'd be surprised if this wasnt the very first submission.

Zombie Holocaust - Boba Fett
3/10. Why does this exist?

Dokken - Dream Warriors
7.5/10. This is great.

Reverend Bizarre - Blood on Satan's Claw
7/10. Good. I would have preferred TLoT's Blood on Satan's Claw

Hexx - Sardonicus
5/10.

Crydebris - Mononoke Picture
4/10. Sound and imagery disconnect here.

Death - Evil Dead
7/10. Good song but it doesnt really feel like my all time favorite movie...

Godflesh - Dream Long Dead
7/10. Fugly.

Satan's Host - Strongest of the Night
8.5/10. Had no clue this was even about a movie. Sad thing is I actually own the cd. Guess I never give the booklet the proper attention.

Blood Freak - Gobble Up Your Guts Part 2 Revenge Of The Turkey Monster
8/10. Do drugs. Get fucking murdered by a dude with a stupid turkey head.

Blood Farmers - Headless Eyes
8/10.

Blind Guardian - Time What Is Time
5/10. Not my favorite BG.

Deicide - Dead By Dawn
10/10. The one song of the three on the list about Evil Dead that truly sounds like it should be. Evil and cheesy and the distorted vocals fit perfectly.

Witchfinder General - Witchfinder General
7.5/10. Their second best song.

Iced Earth - Damien
8/10. Can be kinda long but actually has the feel of the movie, most songs on this list failed terribly at this.


Suck it.

 

[CiG]

How is Crydebris not losing points for being the wrong genre?

 

[Krow]

Sounded like some post sludge atmospheric nonsense.

 

[CiG]

Didn't sound anything like sludge to me, post or otherwise.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Possessed - The Exorcist 9/10
Possessed fucking rule. Definitely better than early Death and just as good as stuff like Master. Something about this is just more endearing than most bands of this proto-death sound. Oh and Larry Lalonde from Primus on guitar LOL

Boba Fett - Zombie Holocaust 6/10
Typical retro-thrash. Boba Fett rules and this is fine.

Dokken - Dream Warriors 8/10
Lol is that Patricia Arquette? I'd hit it. And this just fucking rules.

Reverend Bizarre - Blood on Satan's Claw 7/10
They still have better songs we haven't heard but damn that intro chug is fucking fun. The production on this one is strange, but it's fucking Reverend Bizarre

Hexx - Sardonicus 5/10
This does literally nothing for me.

Crydebris - Mononoke Picture 0/10
Literally nothing redeeming about this shitfest. This is fucking awful. Also, not metal so this should be a 0 for everyone. Seriously, if you fucks dig this you might like this one band called Iwrestledabearonce. Literally the same fucking thing.

Death - Evil Dead 7/10
So fucking refreshing after that Crybabygettingabris. Early Death is great, I just wish they could have maintained this shit longer.

Godflesh - Dream Long Dead 7/10
Godflesh are SO FUCKING CRUSHING. I prefer their first EP with "Avalanche Master Song" but this song contains that typical Godflesh atmosphere. Good shit.

Satan's Host - Strongest of the Night 6/10
Seeing these guys next month at a metal fest in Chicago. This is my first time hearing and I'm glad someone reminded me to check them out. Unfortunately this isn't spectacular.

Blood Freak - Gobble Up Your Guts Part 2, Revenge Of The Turkey Monster 7/10
Just reading that title and I can imagine that this is going to fucking suck but I was pleasently surprised. Stupid fucking horror-themed death metal from Razorback Records probably. Yeah, it's the guy from Frightmare after he left the band after their first album. I actually quite like this. Those riffs are fucking fun.

Blood Farmers - Headless Eyes 10/10
Of course I am twisted, because I want to find out something because I am sick. Extremely cult film reference from an equally obscure doom metal band. My favorite release of 2014 for sure.

Blind Guardian - Time What Is Time 10/10
Yep, this is my favorite Blind Guardian song from my favorite Blind Guardian album. Wonderful.

Deicide - Dead By Dawn 8/10
Damn, those first 2 Deicide albums are fucking amazing. I wouldn't listen to this much anymore except on certain occasions but fuck, thanks for reminding me. This destroys.

Witchfinder General - Witchfinder General 9/10
Burning a Sinner and R.I.P are their best songs but I fucking love this as well. This is fucking classic and true as fuck heavy/doom. If you don't like Witchfinder General, just go fuck yourself.

Iced Earth - Damien 5/10
Christ does this need to be this fucking long? ugh. Barlow is an amazing vocalist but this kinda sucks. Too much tough-guy chugging going on here. Chugs are fine and dandy, but this just screams core. Whatever, I've heard worse.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Satan's Host - Strongest of the Night 6/10
Seeing these guys next month at a metal fest in Chicago. This is my first time hearing and I'm glad someone reminded me to check them out. Unfortunately this isn't spectacular.

that isn't one of the better songs on that album, and it's not a great youtube either. i doubt they'll be all that great live nowadays (although seeing the tyrant sing in the flesh is surely a goddamned privilege), but you should check out the debut anyway, it's fucking godly. maybe too uptempo for your tastes i guess lol

 

[CiG]

Yoda is a fag.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

No, I listen to Witchfinder General.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Crydebris - Mononoke Picture 0/10
Literally nothing redeeming about this shitfest. This is fucking awful. Also, not metal so this should be a 0 for everyone. Seriously, if you fucks dig this you might like this one band called Iwrestledabearonce. Literally the same fucking thing.

You massive faggots largely gave that Branikald song positive ratings. Suck it up.

 

[CiG]

No, I listen to Witchfinder General.

Be a real man and listen to both. Also listen to Count Raven, pussy.

 

[JontRevolting]

WTF! Fucking cunt acts like he's hardcore lol hasn't even heard Satans Host

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Which Count Raven should I blast?

And I don't know why you started hating on me all of a sudden there Danny.

 

[CiG]

I'm just fucking with you man, listen to whatever you like.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I was talking about JontRevolting. I know you are just bullshitting me.

 

[arg]

Possessed - The Exorcist - 5
doesn't sound evil enough, lame babbling vocals, boring riffs

Boba Fett - Zombie Holocaust - 6
pretty average new thrash

Dokken - Dream Warriors - 7
not bad for this genre

Reverend Bizarre - Blood on Satan's Claw - 3
yech. nice picture of nuns though

Hexx - Sardonicus (no youtube of the song, only the EP - click the timestamp in the video info) - 7
quite thrashtastic but vocals could be better

Crydebris - Mononoke Picture - 6
ive heard worse

Death - Evil Dead - 9
love that melodic intro. screamo vocals are not my favorite thing for death metal but Chuck's work here. blazing riffage, drumming and dat bass.

Godflesh - Dream Long Dead - 3
what are they trying to do

Satan's Host - Strongest of the Night - 3
did not enjoy this

Blood Freak - Gobble Up Your Guts Part 2 Revenge Of The Turkey Monster - 4
annoying happy riffs

Blood Farmers - Headless Eyes - 2
skip

Blind Guardian - Time What Is Time - 8.5
yes!

Deicide - Dead By Dawn - 9.5
zombie sounds are a bit cheesy and overused but this fuckin slays

Witchfinder General - Witchfinder General - 4
not my music but nice tits on the cover

Iced Earth - Damien - 8
did not care for choir intro or speaking part but awesome song anyway. could've used a stronger climax

 

[Vilden]

Which Count Raven should I blast?

When in doubt start with the debut!

 

[arg]

i did 3 reviews in 1 day. get with the program you lazy slobs!

 

[Anom@nder Rake]

I'm giving every song a 0/10 except mine so I can win this round and get the next topic: whores.

you should of submitted The Lamp of Thoth "Blood on Satan's Claw" ya cunt

Possessed - The Exorcist
7/10 awesome song but deducted points because this was a best selling novel before it was a film. great book though and so is Legion

Zombie Holocaust - Boba Fett
3/10 star wars kinda sucks. zombie holocaust sucks. the music sucks. fuck this

Dokken - Dream Warriors
4/10 trve vh1 metal. not my thing at all. i once went to a gig that Dokken were playing but that was because Metal Church opened. i left after Metal Church

Reverend Bizarre - Blood on Satan's Claw
6/10 decent but Rev Biz made much better music than this. cool film too btw

Hexx - Sardonicus
5/10 haven't seen the film this song is based on. not bad but this stuff is "in one ear, out the other" for me

Crydebris - Mononoke Picture
0.5/10 i don't masturbate to anime so i have no idea what this is based on. if "emos" are still a thing in high schools this is what i picture that they listen to. i had to turn it off after 3 minutes

Death - Evil Dead
7/10 good song before Death became pretentious douche metal. only the first Evil Dead is real

Godflesh - Dream Long Dead
2/10 don't care for this at all. i guess the film is Deathdream (Dead of Night)? if so that's a killer overlooked film

Satan's Host - Strongest of the Night
6/10 more Evil Dead music. fits the theme but seems pedestrian Heavy Metal to me.

Blood Freak - Gobble Up Your Guts Part 2 Revenge Of The Turkey Monster
3/10 haven't seen Blood Freak. at least this song is short but it's completely forgettable

Blood Farmers - Headless Eyes
8/10 haven't seen this film either. Invasion of the Blood Farmers is fucking terrible. the cover art from their first album is a screenshot from the film Deranged which is a biopic of Ed Gein. anyways this album is the best "comeback" album i've ever heard

Blind Guardian - Time What Is Time
5/10 Blade Runner is cool. Blind Guardian is not.

Deicide - Dead By Dawn
6.5/10 caveman death metal but pretty effective for what it is. Evil Dead 2 is too goofy for me.

Witchfinder General - Witchfinder General
9/10 Vincent Price metal. this song is fucking catchy.

Iced Earth – Damien
4/10 this is so cheesy. The Omen is pretty stupid but has entertaining kills

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Being featured on VH1 now invalidates a good song. Seems legit.