Themed Mixtape Game

[no country for old wainds]

was it CIG who took my pick? i bet it was. sneaky motherfucker

 

[arg]

dum de dum i dunno hehe

 

[arg]

SUBMISSIONS CLOSED at 15 songs folks

unless someone reeeeally wants to sneak one LAST song in (it has to be short, amazing and aug-approved [like if i get 3 i'll pick my favorite]), im gonna post the list at about 10pm pacific time

 

[Phylactery]

Where is this list at then Arg?

 

[arg]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkk443BAOrpJfrl3WFBaq5Mj2S3vybfMB

Sodom - Volcanic Slut
Mayhem - Whore
Belphegor - Lucifer, Take Her!
Bulldozing Bastard - Black Metal Slut
Cranium - Nymphomaniac Nuns
Sextrash - Genital Tumor
Fear of God - Emily
Samson - Vice Versa
Black Sabbath - Dirty Women
Hobbs' Angel of Death - Satan's Crusade
Lord Mantis - The Whip and the Body
Midnight - Endless Slut
Septic Flesh - Succubus Priestess
Pungent Stench - Four F club
Megiddo - The Devil and the Whore

some really disgusting songs there you sick fucks. what would your mothers say?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Aw, sad that nobody picked Angelust - "S&M Girl"

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Because S&M deserves its own theme.

 

[CiG]

was it CIG who took my pick? i bet it was. sneaky motherfucker

Lemme guess cunt, Midnight?

 

[EspaDa]

Lord Mantis, what a great choice!

 

[no country for old wainds]

Lemme guess cunt, Midnight?

nah sextrash lol. i'm not aware of anyone else who likes them! whoever picked them picked the same song too haha

 

[CiG]

Oh Sextrash. Good choice!

 

[no country for old wainds]

this list is pretty distinctive, only three bands we've had before (i think?) and none of those are obvious songs or anything.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

I was busy and didn't submit, but this is a fantastic list guys. Whoever submitted Samson made a great choice.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Fear of God - Emily

Total douchemonger.

Douchemonger faggot with gay pickles on top.

Pretty cool song though tbh

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Ahahahaha. I didn't even think of that until you pointed it out. That's hilarious. I have to give that song a 10 now. (No offense)

 

[RedStorm]

Sodom - Volcanic Slut: Seemingly disjointed at times but seemingly bad ass the entire time! 9/10

Mayhem - Whore: Decent enough, fairly typical though 6/10

Belphegor - Lucifer, Take Her!: The beginning riffs in between those nasty ass screams gives it a 8/10

Bulldozing Bastard - Black Metal Slut: Good old fucking fun 8/10

Cranium - Nymphomaniac Nuns: hate the vocals good instruments 5/10

Sextrash - Genital Tumor: I normally don't believe this is a good thing to criticize a song for but those are some really bad cookie cutters. 7/10, that sexy outro saved it

Fear of God - Emily: ew, but ok at the same time 6/10

Samson - Vice Versa: Hell fucking yes 10/10

Black Sabbath - Dirty Women: no more needed 10/10

Hobbs' Angel of Death - Satan's Crusade: 8/10

Lord Mantis - The Whip and the Body: That album cover is fucking disgusting and the song is decent 6/10

Midnight - Endless Slut: Midnight will always be one of my favorite bands 10/10

Septic Flesh - Succubus Priestess: Septic Flesh's best album 9/10

Pungent Stench - Four F club: meh, its got its own uniqueness though 5/10

Megiddo - The Devil and the Whore: Formulaic but I love it 8/10

 

[Satanstoenail]

Sodom - Volcanic Slut
I'm not a Sodom fan. This is so fucking amateur. The drummer sounds like he's about to fall off his stool. Half the song sounds like they are just playing whatever. Terrible. 3/10

Mayhem - Whore
This is the kind of BM I can get into. Flat out and dripping with evil and no bullshit. The vocals are fucking awesome. Everything is awesome. 10/10

Belphegor - Lucifer, Take Her!
Some ok parts but pretty cheesy. 5/10

Bulldozing Bastard - Black Metal Slut
Pretty funny lyrics. The whole thing reminded me of a South Park production for some reason. 7/10

Cranium - Nymphomaniac Nuns
Pretty solid old school thrash after the sketchy intro. 6/10

Sextrash - Genital Tumor
I spent most of this track thinking my headphones or my amp were fucking up because the sound kept cutting out in the left speaker. Turns out it was the recording. Anyway this was pretty shit. 4/10

Fear of God - Emily
Yuck. 2/10

Samson - Vice Versa
Bruce! I've never actually heard these guys. It's pretty good. The drummer needs to stop tripping over his dick in the quieter parts, but solid NWOBHM otherwise. 7/10

Black Sabbath - Dirty Women
I just realised they played this when I saw them live last month. Great song. 8/10

Hobbs' Angel of Death - Satan's Crusade
The pineapple crusher himself. I thought this was so shit back in the day. It's actually not bad. Decent production and playing for its day. 6.5/10

Lord Mantis - The Whip and the Body
Fuck, this rules immensely. Huge sound. Love the cover. Awesome. 10/10

Midnight - Endless Slut
Fuck yes. This rocks. 9/10

Septic Flesh - Succubus Priestess
Oh god the vocals. He sounds like a 15 year old taking the piss. Oh now the out of place piano. Everything here is bad. Gay bits everywhere. I have no idea how anyone could like anything about this. 1/10

Pungent Stench - Four F club
This is pretty cool lo-fi disturbed shit. 7/10

Megiddo - The Devil and the Whore
I've read this incorrectly as Megadildo about 5 times now. They should change their name to Megadildo. That would be much more interesting than their music. 4/10

 

[EspaDa]

Lord Mantis - The Whip and the Body: That album cover is fucking disgusting and the song is decent 6/10

That's strange, when this album came out back in 2012 everyone on this forum used to praise the cover. It was one of those kvlt br00tal covers which were supposed to be disgusting and cool simultaneously.

 

[RedStorm]

I mean it looks cool at a glance maybe but when you look closer its fucking horrid

 

[Phylactery]

I thought you were praising it with that comment to be honest. I often use words like filthy and disgusting in a positive way to describe extreme metal that I like.