Themed Mixtape Game

[arg]

Satan – Break Free - 7.5
What is there not to like here? NWOBHM at its finest.

Defeated Sanity – Arousal Through Punishment - 6.5
One of the weaker tracks form this beast of an album

Dying Fetus – Killing on Adrenaline - 4/10
rarely do shitty vox and lyrics stop me from enjoying good music, but i just cant stand this shit. Otherwise as mentioned, there's some solid riffage here.

Seventh Angel – Locked Up in Chains - 8.5
Awesome, how have i not heard of these guys before? Ima give it an extra .5 because this is the track i wanna see win ... which is not going to happen but whatever.

Blind Guardian – Banished from Sanctuary - 8
One of the best songs from the album.

Exodus – The Ballad of Leonard and Charles - 6.5
Average, generic ho-hum thrash metal. And i still cant stand Dukes

The Chasm – Storm of Revelations - 6
a little too disjointed, but still a good track. Going to downvote this from a 7 to a 6 because of the ridiculous amount of rabid Chasm fanbois we have here.

Burzum – Key to the Gate - 7
Not a fan of Vargs vox here, but the rest of the track is solid. Pretty much what i think of the album on the whole.

Dread Sovereign – We Wield the Spear of Longinus - 5
meh, much rather spend 11+ minutes listening to something else...

Iced Earth – Dante’s Inferno - 7.5
... like this. EPIC!

Thunder Rider – Electric Chair - 6
It was okay.

Slayer - Payback - 7
Being a little generous here

Starlight Ritual - Seal the Light - 7.5
Another nice surprise.

What happened to the death metal alliance? Fucking traitor

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Lol, dude one of those DM tracks is my pick. And that dying fetus song is crap, not a fan of wigger death metal. don't be mad

 

[Baroque]

Liking death metal doesn't mean you have to like bad death metal

 

[CiG]

I'm personally just sick of seeing staple submissions that everybody and their incontinent grandmother has heard before.

 

[The Butt]

Satan – Break Free - 8
Satan rules.

Defeated Sanity – Arousal Through Punishment - 5
I only really delved somewhat into brutal death and I only enjoyed a fraction of it. This kinda does nothing for me.

Dying Fetus – Killing on Adrenaline - 2
lol

Seventh Angel – Locked Up in Chains - 7
Pretty decent. Intriguing but not what I generally go for.

Blind Guardian – Banished from Sanctuary - 5
I am not big on Blind Guardian.

Exodus – The Ballad of Leonard and Charles - 1
As TB put it... "average, generic ho-hum thrash metal."

The Chasm – Storm of Revelations - 10
The Chasm are death metal royalty imo.

Burzum – Key to the Gate - 10
Best song from one of his worse albums. Still gets a 10. Goes to show how solid Burzum's discography is.

Dread Sovereign – We Wield the Spear of Longinus - 7.5
I don't know why people are saying this is too long. This is manly as fuck and this justifies the length.

Iced Earth – Dante’s Inferno - 7
Not big on Iced Earth anymore but I still occasionally spin stuff from Burnt Offerings and Something Wicked. Dante's Inferno is a pretty solid piece.

Thunder Rider – Electric Chair - 6.5
Didn't jump out at me. Will need further listens.

Slayer - Payback - 1
The only payback I need is the three minutes I wasted listening to post-Seasons Slayer.

Starlight Ritual - Seal the Light - 6.5
Another one that didn't jump out at me. Will need further listens.

 

[CiG]

Satan – Break Free - 7.5
What is there not to like here? NWOBHM at its finest.

Satan – Break Free - 8
What is there not to like here? NWOBHM at its finest.

The fuck.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i'm pretty sure it was just little mix up. He probably copied and pasted my list just for the song titles. I do it all the time.

 

[The Butt]

I copy/pasted, changed numbers and the explanations, simply because I wanted to keep his formatting. Must have missed one lmao.

 

[CiG]

Fucking pair of drones.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

im amazed at how easily some of you guys give out 1's.

 

[The Butt]

God Hates Us All deserves a 1.

 

[CiG]

I pretty much never give out 1's.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

God Hates Us All deserves a 1.

Oh don't get me wrong, its def a shitty album and without a doubt one of their worst. But a 1? nah.

I have GHUA rated like this, in case anyone is interested...

Disciple -3/5
God Send Death - 3
New Faith - 2
Cast Down - 2
Threshold - 1
Exile - 2
Seven Faces - 2.5
Bloodline - 2.5
Deviance - 2
War Zone - 1
Here Comes the Pain - 2
Payback 2.5

than again i haven't listened to this album in a good while, so there's that.

Its a little easier to give out a 1 if the ratings only go up to 5.

And as much as i dont care for that Exodus track, i have a heard time seeing how a metalhead can give it a 1.

 

[The Butt]

I give 1s when a song or album collapses under the weight of its own mediocrity and lack of quality. When I actually get an audible laugh at how bad something is.

What my criteria looks like:

1 - Cannot take seriously at all.
2 - Pretty damn bad.
3 - Bad parts outweigh the good.
4 - Has some bad parts, but salvageable.
5 - Decent, still might not relisten later.
6 - Decent, will make a note and relisten later.
7 - Solid.
8 - This song rips hard.
9 - Fucking awesome.
10 - Musical genius.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That Slayer song is literally offensive to listen to. At least the stuff on Christ Illusion is decent at best.

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

Yeah, that song blows. I don't remember what rating I gave it, but a 1 seems fine.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'll just start submitting Pantera songs to piss everyone off

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... and i'll give them 10's.

I might even make an alt account like some of these wankers and give more tens and ones out.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You think people have made alt accounts just to rig this stupid game?

 

[The Ozzman]

You think people have made alt accounts just to rig this stupid game?

sloughfegkillers made one just to drunk post and call us all pieces of shit so it's not unreasonable for someone to do that