Themed Mixtape Game

Arg doesn't need to rate, we've got his numbers; a downrating of everything worth listening to and then give your trashy faggot pick a perfect score.

Tbh it's not a far cry from what some others do.

He jumped the gun and submitted a song before I even decided on the topic 100%.

I've got the first 11 voters tallied and the winner seems pretty obvious, but I'll give them a chance.
 
Essentially. I just give that little of a fuck about bands when they're that schmaltzy and unlistenable.
I hadn't listened to any of their music until that track arg submitted earlier and I was like, "Bruh...this is corny as fuck. And not in the good power metal way either."
 
I first ran into their dreck when I heard about them in a Blabbermouth article a few years back or whatever. It sounded according to the article like they fused classical instrumentalism with heavy/power metal. I thought, "Cool, this should be good.", googled them, had a listen, and closed my browser with a shrug and disappointed frown. One of the single least interesting bands I've subjected myself to.
Heavy metal? Where? That sounds like a description that would apply more to Domine, Blind Guardian or Symphony X. Not fucking Eluvietie.