things you hate with a passion

[Einherjar86]

Milk is great; the comparison to bourbon is weird.

It wasn't a comparison. It's what I was drinking at the time.

 

[The Ozzman]

itt WAIF needs to clear his cache

 

[King Richard]

nigga be hatin'

Fucking first of all, they're not saying "It's;" they're not speaking correctly, but all they're doing is failing to enunciate the word properly. "Eh's some milk left in the fridge" is what it sounds like, but in their head they mean "There's." It's just a lazy, poorly pronounced way of speaking.

Second of all, "There is no fucking milk left in the fridge now; it's all gone."

And last of all, why would you drink fucking milk? Man up and take a shot of bourbon with me you fucking pussies.

haha awesome

 

[Ross]

yo dawg i herd you like itt so we put itt itt so you can be itt while you read itt.

itt ross drinx

 

[zabu of nΩd]

itt() {
i(itt)t(it((itt)itt(it(itt)t(itt)))t((itt)i(itt)tt))t;
(itt)(it(i(itt)tt)(it(itt)t)t)it(itt)(it(itt)t(itt(itt)))t;
it(it((itt)(itt))t)t((((itt)itt)itt)itt)(itt)i(itt)tt;
}

 

[Vimana]

 

[False Joe]

itt() {
i(itt)t(it((itt)itt(it(itt)t(itt)))t((itt)i(itt)tt))t;
(itt)(it(i(itt)tt)(it(itt)t)t)it(itt)(it(itt)t(itt(itt)))t;
it(it((itt)(itt))t)t((((itt)itt)itt)itt)(itt)i(itt)tt;
}

while(1)
{
System.out.println("itt");
}

 

[arg]

tit

 

[SentinelSlain]

firefox was unable to engage vector thrusters in designated period for 6.00 SECONDS please initiate relaunch of breast fondling implements from shuttle bay 12. Climax in MAX 1 HOUR pending.

 

[Vimana]

My mom is always being condescending and stuff and gives me this "I'm not trying to be" act but it's all bullshit. Me and my brother always call her out on it, if she wasn't trying she would simply not do it. What she is doing is expressing her judgmental attitude and following it with an excuse to not make her look bad. Every time something fucking happens on the news, or to my brother or something, she proceeds to lecture me like a clueless idiot. Also in public if something tiny happens that would embarrass this crazy "image" she has to maintain with people she doesn't even know she goes off on everyone. She is just an extremely judgmental person who criticizes and critiques random people in public and she acts like everyone does the same to her and that her children are a reflection of her.

 

[Meh]

Sounds like your mom needs to get laid.

 

[Belligerent]

by me

 

[Vimana]

If middle-aged colombian women are your thing.

 

[Belligerent]

Sounds dark and fun.

 

[MoonlightOrchid]

Tokio Hotel

 

[Doomguy]

Tokio Hotel

OMG me too. So, so unspeakably gay.

 

[cookiecutter]

The chick in that band is hot though

 

[SentinelSlain]

hahahahahahaha

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Dammit cookie... you made me look.

 

[cookiecutter]