Top 5 WORST metal albums of all time....

[i aint play this]

Can't you all just be retarded in peace and get along like a bunch of clueless retards?

Of course!! wanna join?

 

[MasterOLightning]

Ayreon - The Human Equation

Worse than whatever the other four may be combined. Absolutely terrible.

 

[Scarlett Letterman]

woods of ypres
dragonforce
moonspell
finntroll
behemoth

what is it about WOY you don't like? just curious.

 

[Rocky Raccoon]

Ayreon - The Human Equation

Worse than whatever the other four may be combined. Absolutely terrible.

I wouldn't go that far... Arjen is an alright composer but he gets lots of big name singers to sing really badly written shitty lyrics....

 

[NFU]

what is it about WOY you don't like? just curious.

some of the worst "clean vocals" in metal history. period. and the music is boring. and bland. and theyre a third rate agalloch rip off. and theyre overrated. typically by agalloch fans who dont know any better. youll see a lot of them here. ask them.

 

[metal_wrath]

Where are these bad musical tastes that I seem to have. I am confused over these statements coming from a bunch of retards who are collectively obsessed with shit bands like Rammstien, Tenacious D, Dragonforce, Dream Theatre, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, System of a Down, and Evergrey.

 

[metal_wrath]

I wouldn't even attempt come come up with something at all. I would have just put the album name and not made myself look like a 12 year old who bashes his head against a brick wall for fun.

But in any case, it's pretty much impossible not to beat "Are you in bed yet?" I can only assume puberty is just kicking in for you.

What in the fuck are you talking about?













Seriously.

 

[NFU]

Where are these bad musical tastes that I seem to have. I am confused over these statements coming from a bunch of retards who are collectively obsessed with shit bands like Rammstien, Tenacious D, Dragonforce, Dream Theatre, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, System of a Down, and Evergrey.

well i dont like any of those bands, and im calling you out. youve named dozens of wretched bands in the past.

 

[MegaMoose]

What in the fuck are you talking about?













Seriously.

I'm talking about how you act like a 12 year old with a mental disability. That's all. You're absolutely pathetic.

 

[murlam]

Megadeth- Risk(not exactly metal but it blows rhino cock i'm sure...considering i'm a big fan of the older albums))

Sepultura- Against(Fucking impossible mind-fucking garbage, i used to be a huge Sepultura fan, but this album is a shame, Derrick sounds like a cancerous bulldog, and the music is ultra brutally repetitive mallcore shit)

Slayer- Diabolus in Musica(lol)

Otep- everything( that cunt can't growl or sing or anything, childish lyrics to the extreme...simple, pathetic & forced ''music'')

Stratovarius- almost everything, the kings of cheeeeesy melody, happy-go-lucky heroic solos and songs that you can't tell the difference between each other...

of course i won't even mention the horrible nu metal & power metal bullshit out there...and Cradle of Filth blows too.

Power metal is great!

 

[:Wreath:]

Power metal is great!

For you maybe... :Smug:

 

[i aint play this]

Power metal is great!

Yer sug is full of powa metull artistes sorry if i inslulted ya

 

[Heckelgruber]

Metallica - St Anger (how can it take 18 months to make such a terrible record?)
Metallica - Reload (is it possible to loisten to the whole thing without falling asleep)
Korn - See You On The Other Side (even my Korn-liking wife can't stand this one)
SOAD - Hypnotize (SOAD rape their fans' wallets with a collection of worthless B-sides)
Rammstein - Rosenrot (brainless chugging power pop replace any fun Rammstein ever were)

 

[Towedwart]

For you maybe... :Smug:

You must love power metal. It is your destiny.

 

[:Wreath:]

^ Shit, since you say that, I'm gonna think it over again... And say NO! :Smug:

 

[Towedwart]

Good, now you can move into other great things like RPG cosplaying, Dungeons and Dragons, wicca, and... oh.. wait. No? What the heck? Whatever on you.

 

[affinityband]

I like RPG's. Elderscrolls oblivion pwns.

 

[Towedwart]

I love RPGs too. But cosplaying is a huge hell no for me.

 

[metal_wrath]

Morrowind pwns. I haven't played Oblivion yet though.

 

[Rocky Raccoon]

Morrowind pwns. I haven't played Oblivion yet though.

First semi-intelligent thing I have ever seen you say