1. What band got you into metal?
2. What genres did you start off liking?
The Unreal Tournament soundtrack is much better than that Burzum album tbh.
Your mom. She wanted to give me a lapdance but we had no music playing and she was pretty drunk so she said "hey let's listen to something my son listens to, it's some childish stuff like hard metal or something lololol" and I thought that was pretty funny so why not. Well it was Death - Human. I had to pretend I disliked it in front of your mom because she was laughing at the animal growls but deep inside I liked it, I've never heard anything like that, so I told her to let it play while she sucks my cock. Later I discovered stuff like Morbid Angel and Obituary, and also that your mother is kinda slutty and everyone has a chance with her so I didn't contact her again. But I'm still grateful to her for unknowingly forming my musical tastes - and for swallowing my load.
THE END.
*applause*
BTW this thread has been made about 1000 times already.
my moms 60 so the joke is on you
do what ever you want you could even say that Elvis Presley started your journey to metal. What ever you want people to know.
haha ok