What has Metal not done?

[Kreator/Destroyer]

yea u see we haven't really defined a genre we have a few progressive death songs a couple death songs and a thrash song and now...PIRATE...bring on the wenches bitch!

i got it...a metal barbershop quartet

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

yea u see we haven't really defined a genre we have a few progressive death songs a couple death songs and a thrash song and now...PIRATE...bring on the wenches bitch!

i got it...a metal barbershop quartet

I'm the only who'll understand what your saying lol.

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

yea it's like talking in code only it's not

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

and for what metal has not done...a metal barbershop quartet

 

[TheVaine]

Songs like:

"Cutting Hair For Blood"
"Seek and Cut"
"Shampoo Gods"
"Reign In Conditioner"

Bah... Bah.. Bah.. XD

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

wait so it's been done? damn it...metal with the only sounds being screaming babies and trash cans being hit with sledgehammers

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Ha Ha Ha

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

wait so it's been done? damn it...metal with the only sounds being screaming babies and trash cans being hit with sledgehammers

I hope you know he was joking with those songs.

 

[TheVaine]

Yea, I don't think anyone has the balls to really try that and still be respected in a community...

You'd have to be pretty "cool" to pull it off.

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

really i searched on google and found one...i think...wait no nevermind it said it but it wasn't a song...ok my idea LIVES but the one about babies and trash cans has been done by...Fuzzy and the Happy Mountain Gentlemen

 

[CF87]

We need some 'arrr arrr' pirate metal. The cd should include a 40% shot of some kind of liquor pirates drink.

yyyaarr

For stage shows someone would have to walk the plank blind folded into the croud after getting beat with bambo swords(real steal would result in to much injury).

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

Yea, I don't think anyone has the balls to really try that and still be respected in a community...

You'd have to be pretty "cool" to pull it off.

yea any band with four singers is emo anyway

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

VIKING METAL DONE EVEN BETTER...OR METAL THAT USES AK47s AS INSTRUMENTS

 

[TheVaine]

Terrorist Metal?

Oh god....

 

[Erik]

Terrorist Metal?

Oh god....

 

[Susperia]

Terrorist Metal?

Oh god....

I think Varg kind of did that in the 90's.

 

[SheisMySin]

I think Country Metal is an explosion waiting to happen.

Country music has a massive following, all they need is a metal influenced band to get their foot in the door, and I bet they would eat it up.

Scott

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

I can see it now


Bruce Dickinson and the bumbkins live in Kansas

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

yea they all have 10 gallon hats and sing about their dog dying...but the twist is the dog was already a corpse

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

And they fucked the corpse