What has Metal not done?

[Kreator/Destroyer]

yea metal has covered everything imaginable

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Holy shit there is band that wrote a whole album based on pokemon they named the cd folkemon...what the FUCK.

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

that is what happens when you run out of ideas and when you run out of ideas it's like being thrown off a cliff or in this case thrown into pokeland WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Valerie]

Crotchduster is a pretty funny metal band. There aren't a great deal of parody/comedy based metal bands.

 

[SheisMySin]

Someone posted a link in another thrash to a myspace band called Arnoauts or something. It was Arnold Schwarzeneggar metal/punk. I ran across another with of Sylvester Stallone brutal death. Just music with clips from their movies...pretty funny.

Scott

 

[Mort Divine]

Holy shit there is band that wrote a whole album based on pokemon they named the cd folkemon...what the FUCK.

The album is hardly based about pokemon.

Skyclad - The Great Brain Robbery

Why do you still refuse to see,
this vast global conspiracy,
that's infiltrating lives and homes?
(A race replaced by servile drones).

Chips are down and stakes are high,
milk-shake minds are sucked bone dry.
If their fiendish schemes should fail,
they'll smoke us all - but won't inhale!

The evidence was there,
beneath our noses all the time.
We're too gullible to care,
they conceived the perfect crime....
The Great Brain Robbery.

Met my neighbour one fine morning;
spoke of planetary warming.
She looked at me and laughed;
wait and see who's laughing last.
Dread to think how deep they stoop,
dredging for new dopes to dupe.
Plots so blatant yet sublime;
fool all the people all the time.

False prophets ever lie,
of non-existent better days.
Then as judgement hour draws nigh,
they make their hasty getaways....
The Great Brain Robbery.

Leaders of united nations,
speeches preached from t.v. stations.
Truth or falsehood - no one cares,
All just want to be millionaires.

Armed with charm the slick of wit,
contort each thought - waive every writ.
Devise new means to beat the charge,
disguised 'neath urbane camouflage.

They subjugate free-will,
with intolerance and strife.
Won't be content until,
They own your money and your life....
The Great Brain Robbery.

Yeah, that has nothing to do with Pokemon.

 

[cookiecutter]

Holy shit there is band that wrote a whole album based on pokemon they named the cd folkemon...what the FUCK.

I gotta catch that one

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

Holy shit there is band that wrote a whole album based on pokemon they named the cd folkemon...what the FUCK.

gotta catch that one

i think i get it...gotta think back to third grade...

 

[Valerie]

I think Country Metal is an explosion waiting to happen.

Country music has a massive following, all they need is a metal influenced band to get their foot in the door, and I bet they would eat it up.

Scott

http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/music/pid/7062709/a/Welcome+To+Carcass+Cuntry.htm

 

[Scarifier]

I'm pretty sure some people here aren't musiscians and are just fans of metal. Also, even if someone does have an answer and plays an instrument, the desire to carry it out may be beyond their ability (as it is probably a pretty complex thing) andnot everyone wants to join a band anyway.

I do know what you mean though, if someone who DOES want to be in a band and IS exremely talented, and DOES have the answer to this question...


well they're probably not even on the boards, they're probably writing.

Yeah but i mean... what are they going to do, make this music like a film. The untalented guys going to direct it and musicians are going to do as he says. It would have to be like this if you weren't able to make the music or it will be like "BRUXTOR invented shin dig metal" and the guys like... " no , i... i did they just got the idea from me... and made up the music yes... but it was my idea"


“Metal based on computers and the internet...” = Spastic Ink do this bullshit.

“Vocal solo” = Symphony X – The Odyssey – Wicked at 4.19 by Russell Allan

 

[Narg n Lamb]

Metal has not done Raggae yet...as far as I know.

“Vocal solo” = Symphony X – The Odyssey – Wicked at 4.19 by Russell Allan

amen, I love that part.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Actually I think that this could be done. Folk and metal has been mixed all around the world except traditional appalachian folk. I think it could be done for sure.

Good point. I once saw a bluegrass band that played at the tempo of death/thrash with violent lyrics. The vocals and instrumentation were total bluegrass, but they presented a very aggressive vibe. I think they would have meshed well with distorted guitars and double-bass drumming.

 

[Procella]

Feminist Metal.

 

[hibernal_dream]

Metal has not done Raggae yet...as far as I know.

Amorphis - Ethereal Solitude

 

[KornyBstd]

Children's Music Metal
Happy Gabber Metal
New Jack Swing Metal (this could actually be pretty cool, instead of that slow bass, you replace it with a heavily down-tuned guitar crunch..just minus the vocals and gay porno groove effects...actually...minus everything..on second thought this couldnt be cool at all :S)

 

[Unwanted-Soul]

African metal?

Have death metalish vocals, guitar, drums etc etc

then whack in some samba drumming and banjo solos etc.

 

[Carcassian]

I can't believe some dumb fuck thought skyclads Folkemon was about Pokemon.

Lord preserve us from the wrath of the noobs.

 

[witchhunterni]

What about...orchestral metal? Just a huge metal band with electric organs, cellos, violins etc. Like....Apocalyptica but huge.

And, do opera with brutal vocals.

 

[CF87]

There are doom bands with organs,cellos, and violins. Not in an orchestral way but actually tastefull.

Sure people find orchestra's to be the best just not me.

 

[Travis]

What has metal not done?

A metal band with a stand-up bass player.
-Travis