Which way do you wipe your ass?

[viewerfromnihil]

Back to the Front!

thank you for ruining the greatest thread ever



i choose to piss in toilets and to shit in urinals. I SMOKE WEED EVRA DAY!!! I DON'T GIVA FUCK!!!

 

[Xorv]

shit in urinals

the awkward look on your face when old man jones the janitor walks in on you.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i'd be like "bitch, wack me off..."


yeah, that would be awkward

 

[IdolWarship]

thank you for ruining the greatest thread ever

whaaaat? that's how i wipe, shithead. back to front.

 

[CF87]

I was the first person who voted don't wipe.

 

[Belligerent]

I use wetones.

As you should.

Who uses Gold Bond or any type of medicated powder after a sloppy shit? You know the type of shit you take on a Sunday morning after having buffalo wings washed down by a 12 pack.

 

[whiskey funeral]

This thread. Why?

 

[Belligerent]

 

[The Butt]

Just fed my throne the Soup of the Day. Stood for it.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

Who uses Gold Bond or any type of medicated powder after a sloppy shit? You know the type of shit you take on a Sunday morning after having buffalo wings washed down by a 12 pack.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[viewerfromnihil]

As you should.

Who uses Gold Bond or any type of medicated powder after a sloppy shit? You know the type of shit you take on a Sunday morning after having buffalo wings washed down by a 12 pack.

i havent but i have ripped my butt crack from wiping to hard

 

[waif]

I don't need to spread my cheeks. What I need is easy access without having to stick my hand in small space between the toilet seat and my ass. That seems bizarre to me. Also I meant admiring the turd not the cleanliness of your ass.

Oh, ok.
I guess. Personal preference, really, as I don't think either method results in a cleaner ass.

On a diff note. Who here pisses in urinals or do you just piss in a toilet in public restrooms? since I'm kinda short so I don't feel good setting my sack and pack on top the urinal cake

Being tall, I have the opposite problem where sometimes I'm too high up.

shit in urinals

At my school, when I go into a bathroom, frequently one of the urinals will be covered with heavy plastic and a foul smell permeates the room. I wonder what happened there...

This thread. Why?

The question, I believe, is why not?

 

[Blind Guardian]

The nightclub in my town has one toilet at the mensroom and the floor there is always soaked with urine so if you have to take a shit, though break. Always nice to feel fluid sipping into your shoes.

 

[The Butt]

i havent but i have ripped my butt crack from wiping to hard

What the shit.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

What the shit.

it fuckin sucked i couldn't sit, i held in shit for as long as i could and when i finally did i had to avoid getting shit in the cut when i wiped

 

[Lotus-Eater]

Scented Aloe-Vera baby wipes are an absolute MUST....

Gives you that fresh scent after laying pipe.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

it fuckin sucked i couldn't sit, i held in shit for as long as i could and when i finally did i had to avoid getting shit in the cut when i wiped

Jesus that is very fucking funny Sir.

I used to get split butt crack as a child, but I don't think I've got one in about 15 years. I would get a split right down the middle of my butt crack.

 

[mutantllama]

I'm so glad that the toilets at my job aren't horribly nasty. (I clean them)

 

[IdolWarship]

is it your job to clean them?

having a nice place to shit at work is definitely a plus. i remember i would never ever ever shit at school. the bathrooms were atrocious. i would sit on the lid and hit a bong or something, but no doo-doo. usually would skip school and go to the marriott or hilton lobby bathrooms, they were very nice.

 

[tagradh]

Only faggots wipe.