Why Death metal?

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

you gays...guys are all fuckin' posers and you can all smoke my fuckin' pole. away with you,go back to your limp bizcuits and you korn and slipknot, you have discraced the metal community

Who are you talking to?

 

[The Devil's Steed]

Yeah, like really.

Unless you're fucking deaf, weirdo.

Or if one is capable of realizing that they were an average band and not something really special.

 

[Erik]

blah blah

never attempt to be funny again

my brain

 

[CF87]

Heartwork is great but Necroticism is much better & mandatory if you like heavy music. Symphonies of Sickness is great also. Necroticism is better than majority of albums i've heard in metal.

... erik maybe. Nice sig BTW.

 

[Necro Joe]

Or if one is capable of realizing that they were an average band and not something really special.

I think I'll settle for realizing that your taste in death metal is terrible if that's alright with you.

 

[skeptik]

How about you all stop being faggots about matters of opinion?

 

[Necro Joe]

Nah, I'd much rather re-post this (though I'm sure I could've chosen many other posts):

I would like to take this time to thank (M)aggot, byrne, Crimson Velvet, Cythraul, Danallica, DE, Doomcifer, Donnie Darko, el barto, Erik, Evil?, Garbagemx36, Henrik Main, Impure616, Int, Life Sucks, Malignance, markgugs, MasterOLightning, Nichrome, Post_Scriptum, Scourge of Malice, Spectacular Views, The Subjugator, Unfaithfully Metalhead, and myself for making -Demonium-, Aeuphorias, AsModEe, Carcassian, Death Animal, Dev, Ex-cally-boo, IOfTheStorm, Killbot_Mk.2, Necro Joe, ProjectedBlack, SacredReich, Susperia, VomitBubble, and WNxScythe indisputably wrong.

...and call you a fucking hypocrite.

 

[skeptik]

It was a joke, dumbass. In fact, I was planning on quoting that myself.

 

[Necro Joe]

The high and mighty stance you adopt whenever an argument you're not part of breaks out is a pretty good joke as well.

 

[skeptik]

Your face is a pretty good joke as well.

 

[Susperia]

Good one.

 

[skeptik]

It's the only thing I could think of to show that I wasn't serious. Let's watch to see the reaction now.

 

[Necro Joe]

Oh I get it now, you weren't being serious, all your comments bashing other posters for bashing other posters were in fact brilliant satire. I humbly apologise for my mistake.

 

[skeptik]

One comment.

 

[Necro Joe]

There are almost certainly more that I'm not bothered enough to look for, but whatever you say.

 

[skeptik]

I'm sure there is a good chance that there are more too. But it doesn't prove any type of magnificent point. I just happen to enjoy reactions like yours. No big deal.

 

[Necro Joe]

Yeah my sixteen year-old brother says this sort of thing too:

"I was just arguing because I like seeing you get worked up, I didn't really mean what I was saying."

And I don't believe him either.

 

[Susperia]

^ *Bows to you*

 

[skeptik]

Well this difference is that you're English, therefore you have a low IQ and bad teeth. So obviously you wouldn't understand.

Either way, fucking seriously disputing someone's taste is fucking stupid no matter what. Everyone does it sometimes, whether vehemently or passively, but it's still fucking stupid.

 

[CF87]

How about you guys just have coca cola and be nice.