Wintersun opinions?

I don't care what Matt thinks of my musical opinions. It won't change what I do or don't like. What honestly bothers me is that he purports not to be saying anything against the people who have different musical opinions than himself, but it is inherently implied in posts like the one he made in this thread. Perhaps he should better articulate his feelings.

In truth, I don't think I've gotten into any seriously heated argument since Dodens stopped posting for a while back (I've even managed to get along with Omni); but as soon as I saw this thread, I expected he would say something juvenile like "this is faggot gay fairy music that makes me want to do something harmful to myself." Actually, he did us all one better and went on to say this:

I have this habit of not listening to really fucking horrible and gay stupid fucking faggot music, so I've never heard Wintersun before. I just went to their myspace though, and this is really fucking horrible and gay stupid fucking faggot music. This is so fucking stupid. This is cartoon, video game music bullshit. And I don't mean video game music like music made for video games. This is music made by people who listen to video game music and want their fucking song to be in Guitar Hero. This is a mockery and a defacement of what makes metal a viable form of music. This is some of the worst, most horrible, cartoonish, most bullshit 'metal' I've ever heard in my life. This music makes me want to punch my testicles off. When they're not being fucking video game characters racing through retarded chord progressions with useless melodies played behind them, they're meandering through HORRIBLE, completely fucking abysmal, sappy, saccharine 'emotional' passages that are so completely shallow and transparent that I can't possibly believe that these musicians take themselves seriously. I almost expect to hear an incidental bout of laughter at some point as the musicians can't contain themselves, but their music is so computer generated that I'm sure the laughter was promptly pro tooled out. This is damn near everything that could go wrong with a metal band rolled into a giant fucking flaming ball of faggotry.

How can someone who enjoys Wintersun not get "butt hurt" by this? It's a fucking ridiculous diatribe of accusations and condemnations. I'm sorry if some people feel I should grow some bigger testicles, but I think I deserved my chance to object to his grandiloquent display.
 
How can someone who enjoys Wintersun not get "butt hurt" by this? It's a fucking ridiculous diatribe of accusations and condemnations. I'm sorry if some people feel I should grow some bigger testicles, but I think I deserved my chance to object to his grandiloquent display.

In the interest of my health and others', I'll try and avoid doing something like this again.

Personally, even though I enjoy wintersun, I thought his comment was hilarious.
 
Well personally I much prefer someone giving reasons for disliking something than just saying "this is gay", even if I disagree with those reasons. I think where it goes too far is when he denigrates the musicians' motivations themselves and their fans. There are plenty of more offensive bands out there. I think the ridiculous amount of time Jari is spending on recording the new album alone testifies as to his commitment.

I gave reasons.

I can not believe you just grouped circus maximus in with the other 4 bands, which are not even in the same category :erk: and I would definitely say that Circus Maximus is in no way a departure from what constitutes quality within the genre of PROGRESSIVE METAL.

Reading this thread I also feel that I might actually fall on the floor and die if I ever get to read your opinion on Vivaldi.

Progressive Metal as an established genre itself represents a departure from what makes metal good for me. And I have high opinions of Vivaldi and several other classical composers. Metal is not the only thing that I listen to. But I find your attempt to denigrate me based on your assumption that I have unrefined tastes in music by resorting to citing classical music as a superior artform on a metal forum amusing, and I hope you try to do it again in the future.

having a degree in classical composition does not make someone an unskilled composer, that's crazy talk.

For the record I don't even like Wintersun.

It sure as hell doesn't automatically make one a skilled composer either. In fact, that is the whole point. A lot of people seem to only look for skilled musicians when they listen to music, whereas I look for skilled songwriters. A lot of the bands that I listen to are actually relatively mediocre as musicians, but the songwriting prowess is what makes them great.

Dodens has been posting here for a while so I don't know why people are so shocked at his posts. Some of the members on this forum could use some major testicular growth.

I'm also not the only one to post like this. And come on, I said in my post that the music makes me want to punch my testicles off. Who is honestly stupid enough to read that line and think that my entire post was completely straight-faced? I, and many other people, like to go over the top every once in a while for their personal amusement and the amusement of others. Even people who like the band should be able to laugh at it, in my opinion.

I don't post or even read this forum ever, the only forum here I visit is the Sneap forum, and I've just been reminded why.

It's stupid to deny that the man is talented, perhaps he doesn't have the death-metal-elitest brand of talent but hes certainly very good at composing.

He is not "certainly very good at composing." He's very good at playing his instruments and constructing parts of songs, but the songs themselves often come out as sounding incoherent. And frankly the parts themselves don't interest me very much either.

I don't care what Matt thinks of my musical opinions. It won't change what I do or don't like. What honestly bothers me is that he purports not to be saying anything against the people who have different musical opinions than himself, but it is inherently implied in posts like the one he made in this thread. Perhaps he should better articulate his feelings.

I wasn't trying to change anybody's opinion.

Just because you are paranoid and think that I'm attacking people doesn't mean that I am. Nothing is "inherently implied" in my post except the fact that Wintersun doesn't appeal to me at all and in fact I don't even think they do a very good job at what they have set out to do. Perhaps you should better articulate your comprehension skills, or possibly not read everything I say with an immense bias, because I wasn't attacking anybody, and your accusations are getting boring.

How can someone who enjoys Wintersun not get "butt hurt" by this? It's a fucking ridiculous diatribe of accusations and condemnations. I'm sorry if some people feel I should grow some bigger testicles, but I think I deserved my chance to object to his grandiloquent display.

How can someone not get butthurt by that? Do you really have to ask that? How about try not caring? You just said that you don't care what I think about your musical opinions, so why do you care about mine? Don't you think that's kind of stupid? We both recognize that we don't have much in common with respect to what we look for in music (or at least in metal music), so I'm finding it hard to believe why you are so bothered by my thoughts on Wintersun, which is a band that epitomizes the musical chasm between you and I. Say the same thing about Darkthrone and I wouldn't give a fuck because we're not even on the same wavelength with regards to metal. Maybe if we actually agreed on anything in metal aside from enjoying the sound of guitars, your opinions on the bands I listen to would affect me a bit more and vice versa, but given how completely differently we feel, it would just be in your best interest to not care what I think in addition to not caring what I think about what you think.

The point is that the fact that you felt obligated to "object" to my post, which itself was meant to be ridiculous, was rather silly to begin with.

Personally, even though I enjoy wintersun, I thought his comment was hilarious.

See?
 
Dodens directed me to this thread because my name was mentioned so I decided to listen to Wintersun who I had previously ignored. They sound laughably bad imo. I mean it's so goofy.

And as Dodens said there is no reason to get upset because someone insulted a band. I wouldn't say that I disrespect his taste, but our tastes rarely intersect. He has called me a "disgrace to metal" and said Devourment, my favorite band, was terrible. Despite this I'd say we are pretty good e-friends. What we want out of metal is different and that's fine. We can have disagreements but in the end it does not and should not make me upset.
 
How can someone who enjoys Wintersun not get "butt hurt" by this? It's a fucking ridiculous diatribe of accusations and condemnations. I'm sorry if some people feel I should grow some bigger testicles, but I think I deserved my chance to object to his grandiloquent display.

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Morgray said:
Anyone with a basic understand of music theory who has ever listened to the solo section of Winter Madness would notice that there are so many modulations it's not even funny.
Uh...did I say solos? Lemme check again....no, don't think I did.

Some people like stuff like that.
Hell, I like that sometimes, but it does distinctly limit replay value.

How can someone who enjoys Wintersun not get "butt hurt" by this?
I think you need to get your sense of humor checked. When Dodens goes off it's fucking hilarious, even when he does it to me. It's entirely tongue in cheek (although I guess the sentiment is real).
 
I gave reasons.





I'm also not the only one to post like this. And come on, I said in my post that the music makes me want to punch my testicles off. Who is honestly stupid enough to read that line and think that my entire post was completely straight-faced? I, and many other people, like to go over the top every once in a while for their personal amusement and the amusement of others. Even people who like the band should be able to laugh at it, in my opinion.

I think you misunderstood my post (or I'm not really understanding your post) because I completely endorse your over the top dickery (as I've done my fair share of that as well).
 
Personally, I think the real enemy here is Sonic Syndicate. Personal opinion. And this may sound like a retarded question (I'm only 15, so yeah, lol - sort of to be expected), but why the HELL do people call them melodic death metal? Am I missing something?
 
I think you misunderstood my post (or I'm not really understanding your post) because I completely endorse your over the top dickery (as I've done my fair share of that as well).

Yeah, you misunderstood my post. :p I was building on what you said.
 
When Dodens goes off it's fucking hilarious, even when he does it to me.

I'm sorry, but the way you say this just makes it sound like you're sucking up to him.

I'm just going to stop so ObscureInfinity doesn't have to go all across the internet finding pictures of ointment. Matt, I'm sorry if you think I misunderstood you or didn't find your post as hilariously satirical as you intended. For what it's worth, I apologize.
 
My long and dangerous hunt for your much needed anal ointment pictures ended with the first image of the first page of Google image search, actually.