Worst death imaginable!!

[HamburgerBoy]

Do you mean the pear that they used to stick up people's nether regions or mouth,then open up like a corkscrew? If that's the one you mean.Then yeah,that was barbaric as hell,if forget the name,Pear of something.

Indeed. When I was 10 years old I used to browse sites like Rotten and Ogrish all the time and most didn't phase me, but the mental image of my asshole being slowly split into a giant gaping bloody tear seriously scared me.

 

[meaperson333]

Death by Justin Bieber.
The most shameful, humiliating, and honorless death imaginable.

 

[Chanakya]

How about being the protagonist of Johnny Got His Gun?

That's a seriously terrible way to die. Basically, any version of a locked-in syndrome is terrible.

 

[CF87]

An Asian chick sitting directly on your face and smothering you too death, this would be the worst death imaginable IMO.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Those of you who think freezing to death would be as bad as dying in heat have obviously not experienced extreme cold for any longer amount of time. It doesn't take very long for your body to go numb by the cold, after which you will become paralyzed, pass out and die. In heat you will also pass out, but I imagine that you'll experience hell before you do.

My worst death would be to have termites implanted in my head.

 

[damnromulans]

An Asian chick sitting directly on your face and smothering you too death, this would be the worst death imaginable IMO.

Does she have to be Asian?

 

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An Asian chick sitting directly on your face and smothering you too death, this would be the worst death imaginable IMO.

Why is this so bad? It would be worse if it was a Colombian male IMO

 

[Zephyrus]

^^^ I keep thinking the guy in your sig is Gary Busy

 

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[metal_wrath]

Worst death: As a great warrior, going into battle which your army eventually triumphs but being horribly wounded with half of your body partially boiled and festering and your right leg mangled, getting captured by the enemy and taken in as a slave for 15 years, during which time you have acquired endless lashing which mark your back, your leg eventually acquires gang green and you have sawed it off with a piece of crude stone to which the resulting stump has been bitten by rats and become horribly infected etc... etc... eventually your masters tribe gets invaded by savage barbarians with dogs and you get eaten alive by one of these beasts the likes of which you have never encountered. Meanwhile back home your wife and children are taken in by your enemy, a wretched politician who uses your wife daily/nightly and treats your children like slaves until they all hang themselves...

 

[CF87]

Forced to suck Ron Jeremy's dick, lick an Asian chicks asshole for 5 minutes while being yelled at by a Peurto Rican chick, then strangled to death by a Black Person. After a Jew takes money out of your wallet.

 

[damnromulans]

Mark Ashley has a bigger dong than Ron Jeremy. Even Flower Tucci choked and gagged on his dong. And Lela Starr was like crying when he was banging her.

Clearly I watch too much pr0n

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I can take poops bigger than Mark Ashley's dick.

 

[metal_wrath]

@ Death Delirium, you've been watching too much Quentin Tarantino films.

 

[CF87]

There's only 2 movies I like more than Quentin Tarantino's. Goodfellas and Casino.

 

[metal_wrath]

I had no idea of your tastes in films. I don't like Tarantino films that much.

 

[Matt]

Falling into a Sarlaac is by the far the worst imaginable death.

 

[damnromulans]

Worse than being Jabba The Hutt's sex slave and fed to a Rancor?

 

[Matt]

Sarlaac keeps you alive for 20 thousand years though

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I imagine that getting whipped to death by a Balor would have to be worse than any Star Wars death. Shit, even getting digested by a gelatinous cube would be worse.