Worst death imaginable!!

[damnromulans]

How about turning into Gollum? You don't DIE per se but you're not living, either.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I'm talking AD&D, not Lord Of The Rings, you umberhulk.

 

[waif]

Balor =/= Balrog. It's a major demon. That said, I don't remember anything particularly unpleasant about them as far as beings from the depths of hell go. I would say there are worse ways to die in D&D.

 

[damnromulans]

I never thought you were talking about LOTR. I'm not that stupid.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

That's cool, I just wanted an excuse to call you an umberhulk.

 

[Satanstoenail]

What happened to the best death thread?

 

[damnromulans]

it was too gay.

the worst death would be to die while on hold with a U.S. customer service representative. I'm sitting here on international hold trying to cancel a hotel reservation and I've been here for way longer than "just a few minutes."

ah well best to ease in gently to the "omg wtf is this really my country" mindfuck.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

 

[Satanstoenail]

it was too gay.

That's hardly cause for deletion on this forum.

 

[JontRevolting]

^^ Geez that sux I was really beginning to enjoy the abstract direction 'the best death' thread was starting to take

 

[CF87]

Sarlaac keeps you alive for 20 thousand years though

 

[hexwind]

for males : someone squeezing your balls to death.
for females : pouring whatever burning substance in your vagina until it's over flown.
that's what I can think of right now.

 

[damnromulans]

i think getting penetrated with a serrated knife would be worse. like in that movie "Se7en" - the "lust" killing

 

[entanglement]

it was too gay.

the worst death would be to die while on hold with a U.S. customer service representative. I'm sitting here on international hold trying to cancel a hotel reservation and I've been here for way longer than "just a few minutes."

ah well best to ease in gently to the "omg wtf is this really my country" mindfuck.

when in international, skype.

 

[Chanakya]

the worst death would be to die while on hold with a U.S. customer service representative.

That would be my uncle's company.