Worst thread ever, heheh

[mourningstar]

hey, i feel like a spammer, that's too much of me on this page!!!

ok, some more



141. who would you wanna meet? (dead or alive)

the 46 year old man my friend silvia would like to date; I might give her more precise suggestions than the ones I gave her last night

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142. politics?

i lost the card to vote in italy. and i don't know if it will come in handy to get a new one

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143. are you a good cook?

frozen food's my speciality

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144. do you like cleaning?

more keeping everything tidy, but yeah, my place is spotless

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145. suicide is...?

a way to go before time

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146. what do you think about men who dress in skirts and wear make up?

let's say i wouldn't want my boyfriend to seriously wear a skirt, but i have nothing against it in general. while a thin line of eyeliner - in private - is sexy

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147. are policemen our friends or enemies?

friends, even though i'm positive in some circumstances they're as helpful as my turtle

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148. are you afraid of going to the dentist?

no. he has to be afraid since he has his hands in my mouth mwahahaaa

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149. how do you want to die?

it doesn't matter, provided i'm given the chance to tell the people i care for how much i love them, one last time

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150. tell me what you think of me

i think you've got a good amount of imagination; I don’t know you at all, so this is as far as I can go

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151. what is the most stupid stereotype?

"italians are theaves"

*uses this line to distract people on the forum and steal their belongings*

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152. would you rather be an actor or a popstar?

actor

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153. britney or christina?

britney. slightly less slutty


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154. what is/was your favourite toy?


lego, smurfs, books for kids

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155. did your parents read bedtime stories to you?

my father invented some. my mother read me a few pages when i was ill. my grandmother used to tell me little red riding hood over and over

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156. are you afraid of giving speeches?

nope. when a speech has to be given, the group i'm in usually point the finger at me. probably because they know i say "banzai" and go for it

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157. blacksmith or shoemaker?

oh my god

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158. wiccas are...?

as most people, wasting their time

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159. do you consider yourself as a patient person?

not at all. next question. NOW!

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160. wanna go out when it's raining?

yes. with my arse on my car, though

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161: What do you think of me?? (rusty)

russell is a lovely person, who doesn't seem to understand how much he's worth. he might be confused about what to do with his life, but i'm surewhen he'll decide what he wants to do and to be, it will be something good. and i'll be there saying "i told you". and his beautiful girlfriend who’ll be next to him holding his hand, will prove me right

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162. What do you think of rahvin??

my opinion of rahvin changed over time, together with my feelings for him (i’m not a loony, i know him personally). whilst on one hand i keep recognising and appreciating his intelligence and his interest in higher (than what? ) topics, on the other hand i don't think he's capable of giving many things i do consider to be fundamental in a relationship, not necessarily of the romantic kind. he lacks of something and he hides it well, but maybe not from himself. this said, i wish him all the best.

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163. why the fucking hell isn't rusty gonna come to tuska?

i do not know. but he should be. "shock therapy"

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164. in what eeeevil and very much hurting way should we punish him?

he already is too hard with himself for other reasons

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165. why doesn't my stomach like food in the morning?

it must be friends with mine. breakfast is baaaaaaaaaaad

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166. why am i so fucking short of cash?

1. you don't earn enough, 2. you spend too much, 3. both

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167. how many cousins do you have?

none. but many second cousins

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168. do you often buy new clothes?

i'm in the average. girls' average

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169. is honesty the best policy?

definitely. sooner or later it always repays

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170. do you take good care of your health?

*lights a cigarette* what?

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171. vegetables or fruits?

neither, mum, neither!

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172. how many nights a month you sit in a bar?

4-6

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173. what's the last gig you've seen?

offspring, just because friends can always count on me when they need me. other that that, the last gig i chose to go to, was opeth, the acoustic one

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174. do you consider yourself as a scenepolice?

as what?

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175. are you desperately waiting for spring to come?

it's already here

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176. have you tried out what dog food tastes like?

i'd be ashamed to answer yes, if i had tried

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177. one thing in your life you would do differently

i wouldn't humble myself for something that wasn't worth it in the least

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178. is fucking animals cool?

never

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179. what instrument would you wanna play?

the guitar, but i'm terrible at it

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180. *hands out a gun for you to shoot me with*

*doesn't know how to use it*

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181. do you actually read other people's answers?

mostly

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182. what do you think of marko?

nice name

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183. what do you think of toni?

erm... i bet he's an interesting guy

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184. what do you think of lassi?

as above

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185. what do you think of horza?

as above

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186. what do you think of tooled?

he should change the avatar, it disturbs me

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187. what do you think of hearse?

he likes himself a lot. not that he's wrong, if only i were into blond guys

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188. what do you think of maza?

a car who lost a "d"? *clown*

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189. what do you think of these "what do you think of x" queries?

i'd shoot lasse if he were at hand

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190. what do you think of farmakon?

i enjoyed what i heard!

If someone tells me the name of the first guy on the right in this picture http://www.elitistrecords.co.uk/bands/farmakon.html you can add “yum yum” to my answer about him

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191. what is your favourite sex position?

in all honesty, i like to change every x minutes; when i perform 6 positions in a row, i'm quite happy . but let's say me on top. or another one which is quite difficult to explain

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192. do you like the taste of the opposite sex's genitals?

until i get the surprise

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193. do you like it ruff or gentle?

usually gentle, even if sometimes i'm in a "kill me" mood

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194. like to receive/do some spanking?

provided it doesn't hurt, it's fun sometimes

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195. what do you think of while having sex?

make it the best one ever. until the next one

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196. do you like the scent of heat?

i wouldn't know what to answer

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197. what makes you lust for the opposite sex?

an apparently calm temper, intelligence, sensitiveness. erm, i'm not sure i got the question

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198. what do you enjoy the most during sex/foreplay?

many things, most of them i can't say, really.

what can be said is that i like to feel the intimacy my partner and i share, and so does he, therefore we tend to communicate a lot, both telling each other what we want (i especially like it when he doesn't spare me the most succulent details ), and what we feel. and we don't take sex always too seriously, so in between "proper sex" moments we insert funny sketches. and then i like to lay close to him, hugging him, until morpheus joins us (if, of course, we have time).

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199. ...and do you actually perform any foreplay, or are you more just a "shove it in and get it over with" type of man?

long foreplay, and then "shove it in but make it last forever". luckily if he wants he can go on for quite a long time
hey, i'm not a man!

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200. did you feel uncomfortable answering to these questions?

not at all. do you feel uncomfortable showing everyone sex is the only thing that’s on your mind?

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201. want more sex-related questions?

yeah, i'm ok with it

 

[rahvin]

hey, i feel like a spammer, that's too much of me on this page!!!

ok, i'll say something irrelevant:

141. who would you wanna meet? (dead or alive)

the 46 year old man my friend silvia would like to date; I might give her more precise suggestions than the ones I gave her last night

does he qualify as alive or dead?

 

[mourningstar]

does he qualify as alive or dead?

make a comment, if you want, but don't ask any questions, or there'll be even more of me on this page!!!!!

 

[rahvin]

make a comment, if you want, but don't ask any questions, or there'll be even more of me on this page!!!!!

if your settings are like mine you have to restrain yourself from replying for another 22 posts then...

yay! i could bash you for 22 posts straight! :hotjump:

well there's not much i can comment on. perhaps the fact that the way you phrased it it seems as if your grandmother used to repeat to you the words little red riding hood over and over at night in the hope of getting you to sleep instead of getting you hysterical.

 

[mourningstar]

luckily i'm going out now, otherwise i would have answered all the questions in a row, and copied all the books in my library, and painted all the neighbors' houses, and...

*shut the fuck up, val*



202. have you given to/received from anyone a single red rose?

yes

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203. what colour are your bedroom walls?

light blue

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204. do you talk with yourself?

often. both in italian and in english

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205. have you been diagnosed with some mental illness?

no

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206. what do you think of people who don't drink, smoke, or do drugs?

i appreciate the ones who don't give a damn about others' opinion on the matter

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207. classic: what would you take with you along to an island? only one thing

a library

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208. what is the best pick-up line you know?


*smiles*

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209. toilet seat, up or down?

down. and patiently instructing my bf to do the same

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210. will i survive from 3 days without the internet?

you'll find it less useful after a pause

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211. is madonna the queen of pop?

as much as the mother of christ

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212. is elvis the king?

michael jackson used to be

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213. do you have a massaging shower?

no. should consider buying a massaging elf

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214. how many boy/girlfriends have you had?


*counts* five, if i don't foget anyone

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215. will you ever get married?

hopefully

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216. wanna live in the countryside or in a city?

city

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217. nuclear power plants?

to be built next to a shopping mall

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218. are you often commando? without underpants

no, not me

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219. boat or airplane?

airplane

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220. when was the last time you cried?

i don't remember. i cry at anything, though

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221. hugging or kissing?

kissing

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222. do you like going to buy food in a market?

no, to buy food is boring

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223. what is your email address?

imnotgonnawritemyemailaddresshere@yahoodotcom

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224. are you into sports? like watching, not doing

watching? formula one

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225. when was the last time you visited some amusement park?

a proper amusement park too back in time to remember, fortunately. something similar: when i went to the oktoberfest last yeah

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226. what is/was the best ride?

rollercoaster

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227. are you superstitious?

no. but sometimes i touch my boyfriend's jewels just in case

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228. about what thing you're happy it's over?

every bad day

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229. how many times in a week you eat junk food?

not too often

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230. do you like old people?

i don't have many contacts with them

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232. a) ever cried while listening to some album?
b) and what was the reason of this?

a) anathema - one last goodbye. but there is more, for sure
b) i guess it was because they brought up memories it was better to delate. erase. KILL.

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233. for musicians: ever got so frustrated by your own skills that you just want to throw your instrument/mic against the wall and stop playing/singing once and for all?

yes. with the only difference it's quite difficult to throw a piano against the wall

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234. for musicians again: in what state of mind do you usually feel the urge to create music or play/sing (when you're feeling sad, happy, lunatic...)?

i dunno, i play when i want to, but there's not a connection with my feelings/mood

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235. have you ever found a cure in music for you mood/depression?

yep. listening to something more depressing than how i was feeling at the time

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236. what saddens you the most in your life?

when i act shittily with someone i really care for. then i can say i'm sorry, they can forgive me, but the thought it cannot be like before kills me

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237. what is the best song ever?

pain of salvation - ashes is the first that comes to mind

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238. have you ever thought of committing suicide?

a few times, yeah. but it lasted for one minute not more. the fact not many people would have felt the difference without me, made me reconsider. it's strange, i know

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239. have any of your friends committed or tried to commit a suicide?

no, luckily

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240. a) do you sleep naked?
b) do you sleep with a blanket/pillow between your legs?

a) sometimes
b) lol, no

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[lumitalvi]

@mourningstar: You´re getting there, you´re getting there

*thinks q´s*

 

[rahvin]

*thinks q´s*

and replies to my pm lest i worry, yes?

 

[lumitalvi]

Umm... yes... *fears she might have destroyed it when cleaning her pm box*

 

[rahvin]

Umm... yes... *fears she might have destroyed it when cleaning her pm box*

i'll send you another copy.
*never fears*

 

[mourningstar]

@mourningstar: You´re getting there, you´re getting there

yep, i'm doing my homework like a good girl
this also because the teacher (*points towards lumitalvi's direction*) is giving some interesting assignments

when i'm done with all the answers, i'll provide some help with a few questions, i promise.


241. don't you just hate it when tramps come and stand next to you on the bus and make you stink for bloody ages?yes. but sometimes that's better than women who use to take a bath in some terribly sweet perfume


242. don't you just hate it when you're on a shitty computer where ie is set up so that only one instance of it can be open at any time and it's really bloody awkward and you hate it but can't be arsed to change it since you'll be going to a really boring maths lecture in 5 minutes anyway although you don't know why since you'll probably fall asleep anyway since you actually got up at a reasonable time this morning instead of sleeping in for ages?? yes, yes, don't worry


243. whereabouts do you live? i'll consider my place in italy only, i can't be arsed to repeat everything for england.
in the provinces of milan (2 million people), northern italy

244. is it in a nice neighbourhood, or a shithole? i can’t complain, also because i'm never there

245. do you live in a house or a flat/apartment? flat

246. how many floors/storeys does it have? 2

247. how many rooms? 7

248. do you have any sort of garden/yard or even a flower box on a window sill? a common garden. i don't like flowers (actually, i always make them die)

249. how much do you like living there? i don't mind it. but i prefer england

250. who lives there with you (including pets)? my father and my turtle


251. men or women, ladies and gentlemen? men, gentle or not


252. why is it that people enjoy so much watching murders and stuff on tv? we're all morbid, some are more and enjoy what some others find horrific


253. how long do you wanna live? not longer than my partner (selfish choice)


254. now expecting something cool to happen? yep, i'm gonna eat a pizza


255. what would happen to you if you were made to live in a house were all walls are made of glass? i'd have to take showers with a bikini on, and make love under the covers


256. what country makes the best movies? france + italy (especially in the past decades), US provided they’re not hollywood movies


257. how often do you eat candy? whenever i visit my grandparents. and for the 10 following days (my grandma fills my purse with candies)


258. do you eat it slowly, saving it for later, or just shove it all in your mouth and feel sick the rest of the day? i crunch it. then when it's over i promise myself next time i'll enjoy it more

259. best day of the week? friday for the "another one's gone" feeling, sunday for the time i have for myself


260. best time of the day? after dinner


261. what is the name of the new drummer in farmakon? first letter?


262. how was your puberty? was it as hard as it's always described? i hardly remember it, but no, i don’t think so


263. how old are your pillows? i haven't the faintest idea


264. do you have a dishwasher? yeah


265. my cat is being castrated on friday. am i cruel? it depends on how you tell them to do it


266. if you could make one thing disappear from the world, what would it be? aids


267. do you like garlic? in moderate amounts


268. racism? ignorance


269. do you have so dry skin you have to put cream on it every fucking time you come out of the shower? it’s not so dry, but I use cream nonetheless


270. do you like to be in a room with bright lights or when it's dim? dim, unless i need light


271. do you prefer english english or american english (or another kind of english?) british english

272. your opinion on beanies? are crap in questions


273. how many dictionaries do you have and what language are they about? english, italian, french, german, finnish, latin, a small portuguese one


274. do you like to have responsibilities? i look for them, they make me feel... err... responsible


275. you and a good friend of yours are trying to get the same job. your friend gets it. are you able to be happy for him/her? if i know i can get another one, not if that one was my only hope


276. what would be the best place to go on a first date? out for dinner and then talking somewhere else, for ages


277. you are thinking/watching something disgusting. where do you feel it? it starts from the stomach, and it tends to come up


278. how old were you when you spoke your first swearword? i don't know


279. what have you tried once and never will again? some vegetables


280. who do you pity? who cannot get what they consider to be very important in their life


282. wanna go to las vegas and gamble? i'd rather watch people losing their money, not vice versa


283. you win... let's say about 1 million of however your money is called. what do you with it? i kill myself 'cause i didn't gamble so there is a mistake and they're going to come to me saying "sorry but...." and i couldn't stand it. if this question isn't related to the previous one... i'd buy a nice house and invest the rest. possibly not in parmalat bonds


284. do your friends already have a family with children? a few


285. are you a morningperson or a nightkind? nightkind


286. do vampires fascinate you? no. scary freaks


287. jason or freddy? freddy vs jason


288. is eating anything else but real food (i'm talking about junk food, candy, ice cream, biscuits and stuff) an eating disorder? can develop into it


289. your favourite story? beckett's waiting for godot; it's not properly a story, but that's my favourite everything


290. women with bandshirts? they’re not woman, but girls


291. wanna tell us all a joke? can i just skip to the laughing part?


292. do you have friends who suffer from some severe mental illness? no, i'm not friends with profanity


293. would you rather work in social service (concerning children) or in a home for old people? children


294. ever been in a fight (real fight, with fists)? no way


295. ever been in court? thank god no, considering the only time i risked to go was about my parents' divorce


296. what would be your worst nightmare in life? be abandoned


297. how old would you want to be now? 24 (so on april the 16th); i would have opened my birthday presents!


298. how long do you think we have interest to keep this thread going? until our keyboards break


299. do you curse often? a bit, but not big swearwords


300. who's a vegetarian here? i can answer only for me and rahvin. i've never eaten with anyone else


301. is reading/studying easier to you if you listen to music/have tv on or do you need complete silence? silence whilst reading, music whilst studying


302. what is the first thing you see when you close your eyes in bed at night? all black with coloured and moving stains, corresponding to the last lights i’ve seen


303. what makes you feel you're important? friends asking me suggestions or sharing their problems/doubts with me


304. you have a kid now. do you teach him/her religion and what kind? no, but i teach him not to consider all religious people utterly stupid. their father will do that, i have to balance it


305. do you often have déjà-vu's? sometimes, but it's never that exciting


306. how do they make you feel? i start thinking "where did i already see all this?", then i realize it's a deja-vu so it actually never happened


307. porn? no, thanks


308. farting? i don't do it in public, even when i risk to explode


309. hannibal lecter? brrrrr


310. do you have better sight or hearing? hearing


311. testing with animals? only if necessary


312. do you like musicals? no


313. how many books do you have? too many for my shelves


314. how often do you change your underwear? everyday, more if i wanna show my partner my last purchases


315. was freud a genius? no


316. paper bags, or plastic ones? whatever


317. is it better to be the boss or the employee? the boss. with a whip


318. what is the time of the day when the clock goes the slowest? if working, 2-4pm (when you’d like to be on your lunch-break again)


319. have you been bullied? no


320. ink or pencil? on books, pencil. for notes, pens


321. do you watch reality shows on tv? if they're on when i turn the tv on i might watch a bit as an occasion to make some harsh comments


322. tell us why/why not ooops... read above


323. would you ever go and participate in one? what kind? no


324. do you believe there is a possibility to find your true love from a dating show? no, i already found him


325. have you guys seen any interesting person (either male or female) in dating shows? interesting as in physically, maybe yes. otherwise, no


326. who do you like the most: 1) monet; 2) picasso; 3) dalì monet


327. which one would you rather be: 1) a painter; 2) a sculptor; 3) an art model a sculptor


328. do you like museums? yes, but i'm not one of those people who spend ages in one


329. skinny-dipping? what does it mean?


330. are aliens for real? no


331. do you blush easily? not particularly, but sometimes they say i do


332. who was your first crush? a boy called pietro. year: 1987. he didn't even want to kiss me, so i kissed another one, named luca, who was cute but not as smart as the first


333. alice cooper? you're poison running through my veins...


334. do you watch the osbournes? like it? seen some bits, here and there. i don't know who i pity more in that family


335. your biggest disappointment? should think more about it


336. is it a waste of time to beep the swearwords on mtv or elsewhere? it's a waste of time to air some programs


337. hitler? should have loaded that gun earlier


338. which one is more romantic to eat with that special someone, grapes or chocolate? grapes, but the one without seeds


339. how many of your grandparents are still alive? 2, my mother's parents


340. do you like sitting on the floor? no, i get the "my bottom is now squared" sensation pretty soon

 

[rahvin]

@mourn: look, everything was quite ok when you were using my edit of the q&a, like many others on the dt board do. now why change and be original?

 

[mourningstar]

@mourn: look, everything was quite ok when you were using my edit of the q&a, like many others on the dt board do. now why change and be original?

lol, i just changed it before reading your post. at first i had decided to follow your's 'cause it appeared to be easier for others to read, but when i saw it i thought it was too long, thus i did change it.
and then what? do you have any royalties?

 

[rahvin]

lol, i just changed it before reading your post. at first i had decided to follow your's 'cause it appeared to be easier for others to read, but when i saw it i thought it was too long, thus i did change it.

well at first you posted something weird with everything enormous and in bold letters, then you switched to this thing with wide prairies between answers, but that's ok, it's pretty readable anyway.

and then what? do you have any royalties?

maybe one day i'll be royalty.

 

[mourningstar]

well at first you posted something weird with everything enormous and in bold letters, then you switched to this thing with wide prairies between answers

something must have gone wrong in the passages from the forum to a word document and back to the forum. next time i'll try with excel

 

[lumitalvi]

Guys... It doesn´t matter what kind of way you use

 

[rahvin]

Guys... It doesn´t matter what kind of way you use

*sings* i'll do it my way
*is thrown out of the board*

 

[lumitalvi]

naa.. I don´t think Windom cares that much

 

[Downfall]

190. what do you think of farmakon?

i enjoyed what i heard!

If someone tells me the name of the first guy on the right in this picture http://www.elitistrecords.co.uk/bands/farmakon.html you can add “yum yum” to my answer about him

If you are sure you are not confusing right with left, then thank you...

 

[mourningstar]

If you are sure you are not confusing right with left, then thank you...

if right is ---> then i meant you.
where were you when i was in tampere two years ago??

*back to serious mode*

 

[Downfall]

I don't know. what were you doing in tampere?