Worst thread ever, heheh

[rahvin]

621. leather or pvc?

asbesto suit for me, thank you

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622. how many times in a week do you wash your hair?

every other day now, so 3.5 times in a week

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623. do you wash your hands before you eat?

depends. i do wash my hands a lot when i'm working, but if i spent the day home in front of the screen i probably don't do it specifically before eating

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624. the saddest thing you've witnessed?

people picking up underage hookers on hot june afternoons. actually, what followed was sadder, but everyone with some imagination can see what i mean and i don't feel like talking about it much

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625. what has been the best surprise up until now?

that i'm still myself

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626. shouting or whispering?

whispering

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627. are we fucked up?

not nearly enough

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628. who would you want to be?

nobody else but me, which is probably weird in someone who doesn't like himself. still, i'm me, i wouldn't feel comfortable with being someone else. i can't even tolerate the thought

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629. do you ever enjoy the present moment or do you always think about another time?

i never enjoy the present moment, i always only anticipate the future

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630. do you just think of doing something or do you go and do it?

i go and do it, if i can. if i can't, i keep thinking of doing it anyway

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[mourningstar]

623. Do you wash your hands before you eat? - No, unless I've just been doing something dirty.

621. Leather or PVC? - neither. they're both quite grossy, if you ask me
622. How many times in a week you wash your hair? - 3
623. Do you wash your hands before you eat? - i most certainly do
624. The saddest thing you´ve witnessed? - my mother getting on her car and going away knowing she would have never come back home, when she and my father split. that memory still hurts like hell
625. What has been the best surprise up until now? - it was two years ago. my mobile rang and i heard the voice of a salesman calling from italy letting me know my father had bought me a new car
626. Shouting or whispering? - i'm italian, i'm not really able to whisper; but i tend not to shout, either
627. Are we fucked up? - i'll be starting from next monday
628. Who would you want to be? ( from someone who already excists, mean) - myself, for all the people i have around me and that i care for
629. Do you ever enjoy the present moment or do you always think of another time? - i think of another time
630. Do you just think of doing something or do you go and do it? - i go and do it

 

[Dungheap]

1.What is your full name?

Kenneth Kristiansen

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2.How old are you? (don´t cheat, ladies!!)

17

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3.Favourite color?

black

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4.Favourite food and drink?

Carelian roast-milk

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5.Favourite movie?

Uknown soldier

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6.Favourite tv-serie?

Conan O'Brien

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7.Favourite cartoon character?

Homer Simpson

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8.Favourite game?

Moonstone (Amiga)

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9.The sickest thing you know?

Sitcom's

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10.What is the thing you like doing best? OR
10.Is sex the best thing in the world?

Eat, Drink and shit
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11.The most evil thing anyone has ever said to you?

"I baptise you........"

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12.The most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to you?

Go home!

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13.The best gig you´ve ever been to?



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14.What foreign countries you have visited to?

Sweden, Norway, Russia

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15.In what foreign countries you´d like to go someday?

None under the arctic circle, bloody hot down there!

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16.The best coutry in the world?

Finland

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17.Coffee or tea?

Coffee

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18.Milk or water?

Milk

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19.The ugliest thing you own?

My clothes

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20.The best word in the whole wide world?

Perkele!

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21.What is your job?

Student

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22.What would you WANNA do for living?

Musician, carpenter

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23. The worst band you know?

Troll

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24. Best season?

Winter

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25. Who is your best friend?

I think they wanna be anonymous

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26. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

The schools i went........you have to be mentally unstable to think such a kinky thing

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27. The most goodlooking famous person? (Man and a woman)

Vesamatti-Loiri
Catherine Zeta-Jones



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28. Best in Christmas?

Ham

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29. Do you like sleeping?

Too much(bad for school)

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30. Person you´d like to kill or at least make disappear?

What a stupid tought! George W. Bush

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31. Best author?

Dunno

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32. Your favourite book?

Lauri Törni's Trilogy (Life story), Simo Häyhä-White death(-"-) also Papillon(-"-)

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33. Internet- site you use the most (not your mail-box)?

www.google.fi

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34. What thing pushes your buttons EVERY time it happens?

right hand or left hand

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35. For what are you fanatic for?

Point out the maladys in tv-series or movies.

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36. Support McDonald´s?

Absolutely NOT! 2€ for a cheesburger that you digest in a minute.
after eating you fart once and you're hungry again ffs!

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37. Death Metal or Black Metal?

Black

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38. Darkness or light?

Both

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39.Like Lord of the Rings?

Sure, only the first time tough

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40. Who´s the best charachter in it?

Cave Troll?

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41. Rain or shine?

Shine

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42. What is so horrible thing you´d never do it, you´d rather die?

Turn american

 

[Horza]

27. The most goodlooking famous person? (Man and a woman)
Vesamatti-Loiri

You sick fuck.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

YOU SICK FUCK!

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/001047.html

 

[Dungheap]

Tell me something i dont know?

 

[Dungheap]

You mean you dont find the odd lump in vesku's elbow hot?

 

[Dungheap]

43.The color of your toothbrush?? - turquoise


44. Do you have fetishes and if yes, what are they? - Piss people off. :Smug:

45. g-strings: yes or no? - Sure, i'll take 2

46. name 3 favorite band of yours - Dimmu borgir, Finntroll, Eppu normaali

47. Do you have pets? - 2 dogs

48. Do you have siblings? - Two older ones, sister and brother.

49. Can you sing? - Hahaha, hell no!

50. Puppies or kitties? - no thanks

51. Are you in a relationship? I am very close whit my imaginary friend.

52. do you believe in love from the first sight? - I do that every day

53. Are you religious? - NO

54. rate yourself from 1 to 10 with explanation - 1, ......dunno? first number in mind.

55. Do you keep posters on your wall? What kind? - nope

56. Do you dye your hair? - never!

57. Who should be the king of the world if there could be one? - No one

58. Do you dress in black clothes? if no, then in what colors? - Black is my thing

59. What would you rather be deaf, mute or blind? - Mute

60. Are goths gay? - Aye!

61. What is your favourite tree? - scots pine

62. Do you wear socks? - jep

63. What is your favourite piece of furniture? - Bed

64. Do you consider yourself as an adult? - Absolutely not

65. Your opinion on marijuana? - goddamn hippies!

66. Leatherpants or jeans? - jeans

67. Do you feel that text- messages and e-mails have destroyed the "real" way of discussion?-well not for my opinion

68. What language would you wanna learn? - Norsk

69. Do you wear glasses? - no, but whit my luck i'll soon will be

70. Studying or working? - I study by working

 

[Profanity]

1.What is your full name?
Andrew John Smith

2.How old are you? (don´t cheat, ladies!!)
20

3.Favourite color?
Blue

4.Favourite food and drink?
Cheeseburher, Lucozade

5.Favourite movie?
Halloween

6.Favourite tv-serie?
Jane Dansen with her feet up on the table wearing pantyhose

7.Favourite cartoon character?
Noddy

8.Favourite game?
Sonic The Hedgehog(Mega Drive)

9.The sickest thing you know?
George Bush is in charge of the world.

10.What is the thing you like doing best? OR
10.Is sex the best thing in the world?
I don't like doing anything and sex is boring.
( ´cause the pressure of the public eye )

11.The most evil thing anyone has ever said to you?
Noone would dare say anything evil to me.

12.The most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to you?
Something my Mum or Dad will have said to me.

13.The best gig you´ve ever been to?
Donnington 1988 where I saw GNR, Helloween, Iron Maiden e.t.c I was a bit young to appreciate fully though.

14.What foreign countries you have visited to?
France, Spain, Ireland, Belgium

15.In what foreign countries you´d like to go someday?
Sweden. Poland, Russia, Chilie

16.The best coutry in the world?
Germany

17.Coffee or tea?
Hate them both.

18.Milk or water?
Depends on the situation.

19.The ugliest thing you own?
I own nothing ugly.
20.The best word in the whole wide world?

21.What is your job?
Unemployed

22.What would you WANNA do for living?
Very succesful investor(it's still possible)

 

[lumitalvi]

Ack.

631. The sun is shining. Does it make you feel better about yourself?
632. Do you suffer from deadly illness called hay fever?
633. Are you going to go swimming the minute you have the chance?
634. Authors are...
635. To become as a... one has to...
636. You must respect...
637. I... daily
638. Fuck you, you...!!
639. When I...
640. Artists are...

 

[Windom Pearl]

631. The sun is shining. Does it make you feel better about yourself? Not about myself, but much better in general.
632. Do you suffer from deadly illness called hay fever? Luckily no.
633. Are you going to go swimming the minute you have the chance? No. I go swimming if I'm drunk enough.
634. Authors are... gay.
635. Becoming as a... one has to... Eh? You mean like "To become GAY one has to FUCK MALES AND BE A GENERAL MISSY"
636. You must respect... No I must not respect anyone. FAGS.
637. I... daily "Plan change."
638. Fuck you, you...!! HOMOSEXUAL GAY FAGGOT.
639. When I... get rich I'll hire a contract killer for the current labour minister.
640. Artists are...gay and they kill cats and masturbate on them.

 

[lumitalvi]

How cute, bro

 

[nevershine]

631. The sun is shining. Does it make you feel better about yourself? Naah
632. Do you suffer from deadly illness called hay fever? Nope
633. Are you going to go swimming the minute you have the chance? I'm going to swim when I can do it after sauna.
634. Authors are... gay
635. To become as a... one has to... wha? one has to eat?
636. You must respect... what you believe is respectable
637. I... daily urinate
638. Fuck you, you...!! fuck?
639. When I... get hungry I eat... (I'm really hungry right now)
640. Artists are... yes... gay.

 

[Windom Pearl]

How cute, bro

That catkilling/masturbation-thing is a real event from 1988 and it seems Kiasma has recently bought the video.

 

[Profanity]

Seen as this is the worst thread ever I also think it should have some of the worst spam ever.

 

[lumitalvi]

That catkilling/masturbation-thing is a real event from 1988 and it seems Kiasma has recently bought the video.

Ouukei.. lucky for them I quess.
But what do YOU have to say about the following words:
"millin siili"
???!!!!???!!??!!!??!!!

 

[Windom Pearl]

Seen as this is the worst thread ever I also think it should have some of the worst spam ever.

You do fine but you could do better.

 

[Windom Pearl]

But what do YOU have to say about the following words:
"millin siili"

Actually the words should be "1/10-millin siili". But it grows back terribly fast, I'll need to shave it once a week

What could I say...How about: "brushing", "washing" "tangles" "blocked sight"....

 

[lumitalvi]

Actually the words should be "1/10-millin siili". But it grows back terribly fast, I'll need to shave it once a week

What could I say...How about: "brushing", "washing" "tangles" "blocked sight"....

(I know perfectly well all the "brushing" etc.- thingies, but STILL )
I thought you were trying to grow it longer.
AND if a man has so beatiful and thick hair as you it should be AGAINS THE LAW to shave it off!!!!
Shame on you

...but I´m still in shock.

 

[rahvin]

631. the sun is shining. does it make you feel better about yourself?

no. it makes me feel sorry for my eyes

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632. do you suffer from a deadly illness called hay fever?

i do. i can feel it coming

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633. are you going to go swimming the minute you have the chance?

nope, i'm not particularly fond of swimming

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634. authors are...

one step ahead of me

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635. in order to become a... one has to...

in order to become a crazed armadillo, one has to work hard on the length of his nose

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636. you must respect...

me

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637. i... daily

i long for better times daily

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638. fuck you, you...!!

paradigm of reality

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639. when i...

was twelve, i almost fell in a crevasse

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640. artists are...

restless minds of our time

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[mourningstar]

631. The sun is shining. Does it make you feel better about yourself? - slightly. but when it rains my car gets washed
632. Do you suffer from deadly illness called hay fever? - slightly (my "answer of the day")
633. Are you going to go swimming the minute you have the chance? - not often. and when i try i realise that to smoke doesn't make you breathe better
634. Authors are... and not-authors are not. like parmenides is known to have said :Spin:
635. To become a... one has to... - to become a serial killer one has to kill more than one person
636. You must respect... - nothing to add
637. I... daily - have too many things to do
638. Fuck you, you...!! - thanks
639. When I... was younger so much younger than today i never needed anybody's help in any way but now these days are gone i'm not so self assured now i find i've changed my mind and opened up the door help me if you can i'm feeling down
640. Artists are... - half gays, half queers