Worst thread ever, heheh

Rusty said:
162. What do you think of rahvin??
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ah, great! i seriously hope we're the only 3 people left to answer the questions in this thread, so i can at least cut my losses. :bah:

162. what do you think of rahvin?

an oversensitive arrogant asshole who's experiencing a weird sort of popularity on forums online mainly due to (a) the quantity of his free time; (b) a personal friendship with the people in dark tranquillity; (c) a superficially fascinating suicidal vein

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Hmph.. :bah: FAIN.

141. Who would you wanna meet? (dead or alive)
Peter Tägtgren again, please.

142. Politics?
Some way I find it quite tempting, but I have no real opinions.

143. Are a good cook?
Hell no!

144. Do you like cleaning?
I did. Now I have too much other stuff I never have time for cleaning and I get stressed ´cause I´d have to clean.

145. Suicide is...? scary. And it leaves too many questions behind.

146. What do you think about men who dress in skirts and wear make up?
Don´t like them in general.

147. Are policemen our friends or enemies?
Mostly friends unless you are a man with long hair.

148. Are you afraid of going to a dentist?
Yes. A bit.

149. How do you want to die?
Without pain.

150. Tell me what you think of me.
Dumb bitch.

151. What is the most stupid stereotype?
Men don´t talk.

152. Would you rather be an actor or a POPstar?
Actor.

153. Britney or Christina?
Britney!

154. What is/was your favourite toy?
There were so many of them. All soft animals.

155. Did your parents read bedtime stories to you?
I don´t recall really. Mom did this same "poet" every night.

156. Are you afraid giving speeches?
Verymuchso. I am so SHY! :ill:

157. Blacksmith or shoemaker?
Blacksmith. That´s what I could be in two years if I hadn´t dropped out.

158. Wiccas are...?
Nothing really to me.

159. Do you consider yourself as a patient person?
No. Definitely no.

160. Wanna go out when it´s raining?
Very much so! I should do it more often.

161. I like Rusty ;)
 
Oh and yes...

162. I find Rahvin same time very scary and nice person. Mysterious, in a way. Should I be scared? :p

I´ll be off from work in a couple of minutes. Back here tomorrow morning at 8.(whatever your times will be...)
 
162. What do you think of rahvin?? - Seems like a nice bloke, always with something either interesting or funny to say. Only sometimes I get scared he'll disagree with me and take the piss out of me in a really clever way, maybe even without me noticing, and I'll end up looking foolish. But I also don't know him very well. ;)
 
so for now it seems everyone agrees on the fact that i scare people. :tickled:

@lumi: no reason to be afraid. avoid getting too close to me and i'll remain perfectly nice and comfortable to have around. ;)

@rusty: i'm only cruel when someone is being a total idiot, and not even that anymore. i guess that when you're not sure about anything yourself, your desire to sarcastically demolish other people's pov's decreases considerably. :) so just come to tuska :p and you'll see i'm in fact a wide-eyed fluffy teddy shapeshifter.
 
Oh, I know. But you still have the power to do so, and I'm always afraid you'll use it for evil rather than for good.

Also, I'm suddenly much more unlikely to be at Tuska. I'm sorry I had to tell you that, I can even hear all your hearts breaking as you read this.
 
Good morning. It would be cool to sleep well even for one night. Naa...I quess it´s the new house. But it doesn´t change the fact that I am overtired.

rahvin said:
@lumi: no reason to be afraid. avoid getting too close to me and i'll remain perfectly nice and comfortable to have around. ;)
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Okay. If me meet at Tuska I´ll just say hello from a distance and then run away like hell. :p

Rusty said:
Also, I'm suddenly much more unlikely to be at Tuska. I'm sorry I had to tell you that, I can even hear all your hearts breaking as you read this.
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No what the fuckinghell is this????? :mad:
Explain yourself you traitor you!!!!(enough "you"´s?)
 
163. Why the fucking hell isn´t Rusty gonna come to Tuska? ;)
164. In what eeeeevill and verymuch HURTING way should we punish him??

165. Why doesn´t my stomach like food in the morning?
166. Why I am so fucking short of cash?

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167. How many cousins do you have?
168. Do you often buy new clothes?

169. Is honesty the best policy?
170. Do you take good care of your health?

171. Vegetables or fruits?
172. How many nights a month you sit in a bar?

173. What´s the last gig you´ve seen? (last, not best)
174. Do you consider yourself as a scenepolice? (in any scene)

175. Are you desperately waiting for spring to come?
176. Have you tried out what dog food tastes like?

177. One thing in your life you would do differently.
178. Is fucking animals cool?

179. What instrument would you wanna play?
180. *hands out a gun for you to shoot me with*
 
141. Who would you wanna meet? (dead or live) Mike Patton. Preferrably alive :loco:
142. Politics? I don't know a shit about that.

143. Are a good cook? Erh...absolutely not, but I'm a cook nonetheless.
144. Do you like cleaning? No.

145. Suicide is...? Gay. I don't mind, though, if it's not anyone close to me doing it.
146. What do you think about men who dress in skirts and wear make up? You mean goths! GAY.

147. Are policemen our friends or enemies? They just do their job.
148. Are you afraid of going to a dentist? No, I have a cute dentist :p

149. How do you want to die? By having a brain bleed just when having sex with supermodels at the orgy of my 100th birthday.
150. Tell me what you think of me. You're gay.

151. What is the most stupid stereotype? They're not stupid. There's a reason for the existance of stereotypes. Take gays for example.
152. Would you rather be an actor or a POPstar? Popstar. Actors are narcs. And gay.

153. Britney or Christina? Christina.
154. What is/was your favourite toy? Isosetä Mäyräkynä. A monkey doll.

155. Did your parents read bedtime stories to you? Yeah I guess they did.
156. Are you afraid giving speeches? Yes. And I also hate it.

157. Blacksmith or shoemaker? Coal blacksmith.
158. Wiccas are...? Male wiccas are gay, female wiccas unfortunately underaged :loco:

159. Do you consider yourself as a patient person? Sure.
160. Wanna go out when it´s raining? Hell no.
 
161. Rusty He's gay.
162. Rahvin He's italiano gay. That's even worse.
163. Why the fucking hell isn´t Rusty gonna come to Tuska? ;) Why the fucking hell did chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was GAY.
164. In what eeeeevill and verymuch HURTING way should we punish him?? Anal probe. And it's twin.

165. Why doesn´t my stomach like food in the morning? That's not highly unusual. I have a workmate with the same thing. Just don't eat then, take some food with you if you're going somewhere.
166. Why I am so fucking short of cash? Peter Tägtren?


167. How many cousins do you have? The same amount as you!!!!!11
168. Do you often buy new clothes? No.

169. Is honesty the best policy? No, but I don't care.
170. Do you take good care of your health? No. Only occasional gym.

171. Vegetables or fruits? Fruitcakes.
172. How many nights a month you sit in a bar? 4-8.

173. What´s the last gig you´ve seen? (last, not best) I haven't seen a gig in ages. Wibutee / Erik Truffaz / The Bad Plus at Tampere Jazz Happening...last year.
174. Do you consider yourself as a scenepolice? (in any scene) No, that's gay.

175. Are you desperately waiting for spring to come? It's almost spring enough already. Light is good, I don't mind the snow that much.
176. Have you tried out what dog food tastes like? I'm not sure. There's a chance I've tasted dog cookies, but I'm not sure.

177. One thing in your life you would do differently. I'd be rich.
178. Is fucking animals cool? o_O Well, for females being fucked by a big dog could be. I wouldn't know. I've read an artice about that once though, but fortunatly there' s not much I can remember about it.

179. What instrument would you wanna play? Piano. Like Seppo Hovi.
180. *hands out a gun for you to shoot me with* There was something wrong with this senctence I think...
 
163. why the fucking hell isn't rusty gonna come to tuska?

because he's cruel and mean and doesn't care about our plight

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164. in what eeeevil and very much hurting way should we punish him?

making him choose to either eat his whole collection of nine inch nails records, or just a bunch of nine inch long nails

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165. why doesn't my stomach like food in the morning?

because lack of sleep makes your system kickstart a little later in the day

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166. why am i so fucking short of cash?

you spent all your money buying the complete set of books in the "how to entertain users on forums online" series

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167. how many cousins do you have?

one

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168. do you often buy new clothes?

nope

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169. is honesty the best policy?

often, but not always

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170. do you take good care of your health?

no, i don't really care about it

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171. vegetables or fruits?

vegetables

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172. how many nights a month you sit in a bar?

might be ten

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173. what's the last gig you've seen?

amaran, katatonia and somebody else in helsinki, on the 7th of february

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174. do you consider yourself as a scenepolice?

a what? if you mean if i want to be the one deciding what's allowed or not in a scene, uh, nope. i wouldn't know what scene we're talking about anyway, i don't belong to any. i might have some ideas about what's popular in the hard electronic music scene, but it's just observation, not prescription

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175. are you desperately waiting for spring to come?

i'm desperately waiting for last spring to go away

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176. have you tried out what dog food tastes like?

oh, maybe when i was a kid, i don't really remember

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177. one thing in your life you would do differently

my studies. as in, i would actually want to do them

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178. is fucking animals cool?

fucking any living thing that cannot express its consent is abominable regardless of the object

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179. what instrument would you wanna play?

the kazoo

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180. *hands out a gun for you to shoot me with*

*unloads the gun and hands it back*

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This is sick.

101. Do you like Nine Inch Nails? No.
102. Have you ever worn a beret? You like ´em in general? Most likely I have, if only for laughs. Don't suit me.

103. You run towards a corner, pull the carpet from the floor and find a secret passage like in old movies. What do you see when you open the hatch? Whiskey cellar.
104. Which is scarier weapon: a dirty knife or a huge stick with nails put into it? I nail things with my huge stick.

105. Long skirts or short ones? Long.
106. How do you usually spend your Saturday nights? Trying to avoid people who want to drink with me.

107. What is the worst illness you´ve had?I had a hernia when I was little. Two, actually. The nail through my wrist has been the most fun if you count that as "illness".
108. Seen a dead person? in real life, I mean. Can't remember, so possibly not.

109. The most stupid thing you did during your childhood? Won't tell
110. Math or languages? Languages, even though I suck at them and have a little more talent in math (or did have, back when I still studied).

111. Blonds or brunettes? Doesn't matter
112. The best ice cream tastes like the way that thing tasted what we ate with the guys a few nights back while watching japanese porn comedies. It was vanilla with almost anything you could find on top. I think we were a bit drunk.

113. Have you ever walked out from a movie theatre in the middle of the show ´cause the movie sucked so hard? From a theatre, no.
114. What thing did you bought, paid lots and didn´t even like the result? All the alcohol I've bought along the years.

115. Are you able to see things often from another persons angle? No one is.
116. Have you kept a diary? No.

117. What magazines you like to read? None.
118. Is the world now scarier place than it was when you grew up? Paskat tätä nykyajan elämää.

119. Are you bi-sexual? No.
120. Enough yet? For the love of god, yes.

AWW FUCK!

121. Which do you prefer; science fiction or horror? Both suck horse ass, except Iain M. Banks and OLD horror movies.
122. Why are we still here? Still? I just came back.

123. Is Arnold tougher than Sylvester? None is tougher than Rambo. Not even Conan.
124. Have you completely forsaken VHS´s now that DVD has come? All my VHS recorders have broken, so in that sense yes.

125. George W. Bush? Buttsweat
126. Do you have "snail-mail"-buddies? No.

127. You like getting a tan? No.
128. You got tattoos/piercings? No.

129. ...shit... No.
130. When is the last time you´ve build a snowman? We built snowtits a few weeks ago, but can't remember about a snowman.

131. When is your birthday? November 5th.
132. Getting or giving gifts? Giving. But only when there's no apparent reason to give them.

133. Do you boicot something? Anything you can think of, really.
134. Could somebody else please take over? Windom could.

135. Who´s going to Wacken Probably not. I'm not fond of gay pride parades.
136. Have you travelled by an airplane? How´s it like? It's like sitting in a (preferrably comfortable) chair.

137. How often do you wash your hair? Every day or every few days, depending on all things strange and rare.
138. How long does it take for you to take a shower? Umm. Ten, fifteen minutes maybe.

139. Could you go in a plastic surgery? What would you "fix"? Make my nose even bigger.
140. Speaking or listening? Speaking, if I have something to say. Listening, if others do.

141. Who would you wanna meet? (dead or alive) No one.
142. Politics? I follow the söderlundian ways.

143. Are a good cook? No.
144. Do you like cleaning? Sometimes I get these homewife-seizures when I clean, wash, hoover and do everything else similiar household work like a maniac.

145. Suicide is painless.
146. What do you think about men who dress in skirts and wear make up? I don't think them.

147. Are policemen our friends or enemies? Have always been friendly enough towards me, even though I look like a longhaired redneck in dope. But pigs they are, yessire!
148. Are you afraid of going to a dentist? No.

149. How do you want to die? Now, please.
150. Tell me what you think of me. I don't think.

151. What is the most stupid stereotype? "All metalheads are idiots." Stupid stereotype because it is a simple fact.
152. Would you rather be an actor or a POPstar? Neither.

153. Britney or Christina? Eww, yuck!
154. What is/was your favourite toy? PEHMOLEHMU!

155. Did your parents read bedtime stories to you? Not that I can remember, but most likely yes.
156. Are you afraid giving speeches? A little. A lot if I don't have anything to say.

157. Blacksmith or shoemaker? Oh, coal black smith.
158. Wiccas are teenage girls.

159. Do you consider yourself as a patient person? Yes.
160. Wanna go out when it´s raining? Yes. A lot.

161: What do you think of Rusty? I - DO - NOT - THINK!
162. What do you think of Rahvin? Grr.

163. Why the fucking hell isn´t Rusty gonna come to Tuska? Seems like he's a sane person, so that is only a natural choice.
164. In what eeeeevill and verymuch HURTING way should we punish him?? Give him a hug.

165. Why doesn´t my stomach like food in the morning? Might be the same reason as with my stomach.
166. Why I am so fucking short of cash? It's not how much you earn, it's how much you spend.

167. How many cousins do you have? Eight, if I recall right.
168. Do you often buy new clothes? Try to avoid it like a plague.

169. Is honesty the best policy? Best. Best? Grrrr.
170. Do you take good care of your health? Hell no.

171. Vegetables or fruits? Both. A lot.
172. How many nights a month you sit in a bar? Ranging from one to twenty.

173. What´s the last gig you´ve seen? (last, not best) Was it DIJ? I think so.
174. Do you consider yourself as a scenepolice? (in any scene) No, I just loath everything in every scene.

175. Are you desperately waiting for spring to come? Spring makes me sick to my guts.
176. Have you tried out what dog food tastes like? Not to my knowledge.

177. One thing in your life you would do differently. Would DO? If there would be such a thing, why on earth wouldn't I do it?
178. Is fucking animals cool? All the fucking animals are so fucking cool that it fucking makes me so fucking excited.

179. What instrument would you wanna play? Tuba.
180. *hands out a gun for you to shoot me with* Please come in for murder.
 
(I missed this before) 161: What do you think of Rusty?? - Pointless tit.


163. Why the fucking hell isn´t Rusty gonna come to Tuska? - Because life is crap like that. Oh well.
164. In what eeeeevill and verymuch HURTING way should we punish him?? - Send him Anthrax in the mail.

165. Why doesn´t my stomach like food in the morning? - I don't know but neither does mine. It's fine after midday though.
166. Why I am so fucking short of cash? - You've just moved house/flat and you forgot to get your cash-box from its hiding place in your old house/flat.

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167. How many cousins do you have? - Five.
168. Do you often buy new clothes? - I'm a little addicted to buying bandshirts at the moment, but apart from that I haven't bought anything new for months.

169. Is honesty the best policy? - Not necessarily the best all the time, but the most preferable.
170. Do you take good care of your health? - Not particularly, but I could do worse.

171. Vegetables or fruits? - Hmm, both are nice. I'm going to have to say fruits though, because that will include limes.
172. How many nights a month you sit in a bar? - 0, I think.

173. What´s the last gig you´ve seen? (last, not best) - Iron Maiden at London Earl's Court in December 2003.
174. Do you consider yourself as a scenepolice? (in any scene) - Hell no.

175. Are you desperately waiting for spring to come? - In the sense that it will then be closer to summer, then yes. But there's nothing special about spring in itself.
176. Have you tried out what dog food tastes like? - No, but probably only because we've never had a dog so there's never been any dog food in the house, otherwise I'm sure I'd have been tempted to try it at some point.

177. One thing in your life you would do differently. - Be conceived and then born. Other than that, not choose IT for a college and uni course.
178. Is fucking animals cool? - No.

179. What instrument would you wanna play? - Guitar a hell of a lot better, and piano.
180. *hands out a gun for you to shoot me with* - *shoots self instead* Ha.


Needs a smiley: :p.
 
Rusty said:
(I missed this before) 161: What do you think of Rusty?? - Pointless tit.
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:mad: :yell:


Rusty said:
163. Why the fucking hell isn´t Rusty gonna come to Tuska? - Because life is crap like that. Oh well.
164. In what eeeeevill and verymuch HURTING way should we punish him?? - Send him Anthrax in the mail.
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Me and Rusty have now officially broken up.
Me sad :(
 
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