Welcome any and everybody. I am Keith, and yes, I am a troll. Some information about me before we all get started. I am old enough to be your grandfather, I live in Orgrimmar. I weigh more than your car and can drink from the ground. And, most importantly, I hate n00bs who lick nuts of pr0's to seem rly cool.
Any questions you have I would be more than happy to try and answer.
Some examples: How long are your tusks? Do you perform voodoo? How many licks does it take to get the center of a placenta?
And no i'm not looking for competition, becuase gonz and heartless seem to be doing quite well... but it's all about quality...
for example: to flame "Wings of a Dream" (if any of your n00bs remember him) you need sufficient resources (ie. gold and wood / lumbar)to pull the grotesque abortions out of your ass and throw them at him/her.
So I ask you, if you have any questions what so ever. Srsly. Don't hesitate to ask... PLUS if the question is good i swear i won't refer to masturbation or sodomy. Past, present, future, personal questions... etc etc. I do that.
Teh win.
Any questions you have I would be more than happy to try and answer.
Some examples: How long are your tusks? Do you perform voodoo? How many licks does it take to get the center of a placenta?
And no i'm not looking for competition, becuase gonz and heartless seem to be doing quite well... but it's all about quality...
for example: to flame "Wings of a Dream" (if any of your n00bs remember him) you need sufficient resources (ie. gold and wood / lumbar)to pull the grotesque abortions out of your ass and throw them at him/her.
So I ask you, if you have any questions what so ever. Srsly. Don't hesitate to ask... PLUS if the question is good i swear i won't refer to masturbation or sodomy. Past, present, future, personal questions... etc etc. I do that.
Teh win.
