shadedlife said:
I am quite interested, and if you did that, I would be eternally grateful.
*sigh.. for your eternal gratefulness* heh...
1. Deep breath in through the nose, drawing the breath into your stomach NOT your lungs. Let the breath ALL the way out and hold it for 30 seconds or as long as you can.. and breath back in through your nose, always. Your shoulders should not move at all... a sign of NOT using your lungs to store air.
2. Same as step one except, once you blow the breath out and hold it, push and pull your stomach in/out 7 times. Again, your shoulders should stay still and you should do this step focusing on your stomach muscles/diaphragm alone.
3. In the pattern of 2/1 - 3/1 - 3/2 - 4/1 - 4/2 - 4/3 - 5/1 - 5/2 - 5/3 - 5/4
Pull and push breaths in/out of your nose. The first number is breaths IN and the second number is breaths OUT. Example: 4/2 would be four intakes of air through the nose and two breaths pushed OUT of the nose. AGAIN, all breaths should be focused at drawing into your stomach and pushed out of your stomach primarily working at not storing your air in your lungs. These patterns should be done fairly quickly and again, keep the shoulders still. By the time this step is done you will feel a bit light headed.. which is ok.. it's a cheap high.
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4. Take the deepest breath possible in through your nose and into your stomach, as stated above, and HOLD that breath for at least one minute.
You can go as long as you please.. just try not to pass out. Not good..
5. Take the deepest breath possible in through your nose and into your stomach, as stated above, and in that one deep breath count from 1-67 quickly if you'd like. The trick here is to do it loudly and PRECISELY.. OVER enunciate the words of the numbers. Really try to be vocal with it and not hold back.. but do it all in one breath.
6. Take the deepest breath possible in through your nose and into your stomach, as stated above, and in that one deep breath say the Alphabet loudly 3 times without stopping in between. The point here is to say them loudly BUT pace your air outlet.. short punchy vocal pronunciations of all letters is vital if you plan on making it through all three times. You should say each letter per second.. like a metronome. (I use one for this) AGAIN, over enunciate the words throughout this entire step.
7. Take a sheet of paper (8.5 x11) and fold it in half just enough to crease it so it can stand vertically on a table without being propped up. You want to have the paper free standing and nothing in behind or in front of it. Put the sheet of paper on a surface about a little higher than your waist and stand it up vertically. Take 5 normal (not big) paces away from the sheet. Take in a deep breath, as stated above, and blow the breath out in an attempt to knock over the sheet of paper. NOW, it's vital that you not only form your lips into an smaller "O" but also that you aim for the top of the sheet of paper. After you knock it over three times at 5 paces.. step back two more and then two more until you reach your MAX distance. Eventually you will be able to knock that fucker over from across the room!! The point here is to help in focusing your air's direction.
There are 4 more steps which would be impossible to explain without actually being able to have you HEAR them.. seeing that they actually require hitting keys and over enunciating particular letters such as Q and K.
These 7 steps alone should help you dramatically improve your power, control, and ability to PROPERLY use what you already have. Once you are using your air correctly, no amount of growling, screaming, yelling or singing will detriment the quality that you can achieve vocally.
Do these 7 days a week and I guaranfuckingtee you will blow your own limits to another planet.
ALSO... a very very important factor when it comes to screaming:
Take great care of your weapon.. its a fucking weapon which needs cleaning, preparation, and maintenance. If you are a fabulously sexy woman.. I have the perfect protein shake for you..
however, if you are not interested in that method of care.. check this shit out:
TEA..
Company: "traditional medicinals"
Make: "throat coat"
Mix with lemonjuice and a LITTLE bit of honey=Fucking golden.
APPLES:
Company: Good ol' Granny Smith
Make: Green
Eat one before the tea to clear out all that bad juju from the throat=Fucking Golden
DO NOT:
A) Pound the alcohol before hand.. if you NEED a drink to calm you, go light and MINOR sugar intake. No fruity sugary bullshit.. which I highly discourage anyway. No harsh ass liquor either.. like straight shots. beer is bad as well because it fills you up and leaves less room for air storage.
B) Stay away from joints or pipes too.. if you get that flame super close to your vocal chords you'll dry that shit up like hell and have no "fucking golden" to work with. Big bad bongtokes will be just fine.
C) For fucksakes please do not go back and forth with temperatures. I have learned the hard way on this. Example: Pound three ICE cold beers then drink tea right afterwards. Your throat is like "WTF M8??" and will shut you off.
D) And finally... try not to talk much before you attempt any vocals. Before a show I always go mute.. don't talk to anyone for an entire day and then my voice is all good and rested.
But in the end.. you could just eat a lot of pussy and sound just as fucking golden.