25 ways to know you are a newb/poseur/or just plain ignorant about metal.
1. You think Pantera and Fear Factory are mallcore because some of there fans are mallcore kiddies.
2. You think Cradle of Filth are black metal.
3. You think Opeth is the greatest band ever.
4. You think Cannibal Corpse started death metal in 2001.
5. You dont know who King Diamond is.
6. You dont pay attention to Megadeth and Anthrax because your jizzing over Lamb of God, Killswitch Engaged, and Opeth all the time.
7. You think Trivium is thrash metal.
8. You think Nirvana influenced metal.
9. You think VH1 knows metal yet they dont say a word about Mercyful Fate, Death, Kreator, Bathory, Sodom, King Diamond, Behemoth, Candlemass, Hellhammer, Pestilence, etc.
10. You think Machine Head was always mallcore.
11. You think Slayer went mallcore because mallgoths talk about them now and they mostly tour with mallcore bands.
12. If your a smartass who praises Opeth and other melodic death metal bands.
13. You think Sweden is the capital of metal.
14. You only know Meshuggah because they played at Ozzfest once.
15. If you deny that Atreyu, Trivium, and It Dies Today are emo or emoish.
16. You think Fear Factory is nu metal because they don't have any solos.
17. You think talking shit about Limp Bizkit still impresses people.
18. If you think Death weren't good after their demos or Scream Bloody Gore.
19. You think Groove Metal is mallcore.
20. You think Avenged Sevenfold is metal because they say they are.
21. If you think Slayer is death metal.
22. You dont agree with most of things that have been said on this rant or if your completely offended by it.
23. If you think Hatebreed is the heaviest band ever.
24. You get a hard on watching Headbangers Ball.
25. If you dont think Lemmy is God.
1. You think Pantera and Fear Factory are mallcore because some of there fans are mallcore kiddies.
2. You think Cradle of Filth are black metal.
3. You think Opeth is the greatest band ever.
4. You think Cannibal Corpse started death metal in 2001.
5. You dont know who King Diamond is.
6. You dont pay attention to Megadeth and Anthrax because your jizzing over Lamb of God, Killswitch Engaged, and Opeth all the time.
7. You think Trivium is thrash metal.
8. You think Nirvana influenced metal.
9. You think VH1 knows metal yet they dont say a word about Mercyful Fate, Death, Kreator, Bathory, Sodom, King Diamond, Behemoth, Candlemass, Hellhammer, Pestilence, etc.
10. You think Machine Head was always mallcore.
11. You think Slayer went mallcore because mallgoths talk about them now and they mostly tour with mallcore bands.
12. If your a smartass who praises Opeth and other melodic death metal bands.
13. You think Sweden is the capital of metal.
14. You only know Meshuggah because they played at Ozzfest once.
15. If you deny that Atreyu, Trivium, and It Dies Today are emo or emoish.
16. You think Fear Factory is nu metal because they don't have any solos.
17. You think talking shit about Limp Bizkit still impresses people.
18. If you think Death weren't good after their demos or Scream Bloody Gore.
19. You think Groove Metal is mallcore.
20. You think Avenged Sevenfold is metal because they say they are.
21. If you think Slayer is death metal.
22. You dont agree with most of things that have been said on this rant or if your completely offended by it.
23. If you think Hatebreed is the heaviest band ever.
24. You get a hard on watching Headbangers Ball.
25. If you dont think Lemmy is God.
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