25 ways to know you are a newb/poseur/or just plain ignorant about metal.

[Keltoi]

About the only thing I agree with is a true metal fan must know who King Diamond is, otherwise you've got some catching up to do. The other stuff is just pointless drivel influenced by your own musical taste.

 

[zim18]

oh i see...so im a poseur because i dont like the bands that you think kick ass? ahhh that makes perfect sense!

 

[Dän]

This message is hidden because Consuming Impulse is a fucking moron.

You know thats sigged

 

[UndyingDarkness]

Kinda ironic when a music elitist likes Fear Factory/Anthrax/Machine Head

 

[King Richard]

:

You know thats sigged

:lickass: :Smokin: :Smokin:

 

[Dän]

:

:lickass: :Smokin: :Smokin:

haha :lickass:

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

Fuck Slayer.
Fuck Machine Head.
Fuck Fear Factory.
Fuck Anthrax.

but most of all FUCK YOU AND PANTERA.

Fucking right on.

That list also seems like something CI made to make himself feel better. Especially on any of the ones that said "Mallcore" in it.

 

[Donkey punch]

and the award for the biggest jackass poster goes tooo.............

thats right...... Consuming Impulse

 

[Oguz286]

Well i'm proud to be a n00b then, at least not as n00b/asshole as you...*sigh*

 

[Death Animal]

I think this is getting locked realy soon.

 

[R.I.P.2]

i pwn u @ metal ci

 

[witchhunterni]

Uh...what is mallcore supposed to mean anyway?

 

[BlackSeedsOnVirginSoil]

There's nothing wrong with Opeth man, fuck.
I don't think they're the greatest band ever, and yes they've sold out now.
But Mikael Akerfeldt has loads of talent and stop using them as a n00b band.
N00b metal bands are; Slipknot, Korn, NU Metallica, Atreyu, Trivium, Machine Head etc.

 

[BlackSeedsOnVirginSoil]

oh i see...so im a poseur because i dont like the bands that you think kick ass? ahhh that makes perfect sense!

Good thing to say man. That's exactly it.
Metalheads are entitled to like whatever they want.
You should fuck off, you dirty twat.

 

[cookiecutter]

You seem to not be following your own advice with number 17.

 

[Mr Genvin]

Fear Factory are so shit -_- Consuming Impulse, you're a walking shit.

 

[Alongside Death]

This message is hidden because Consuming Impulse is a fucking moron.

Way to go!!

 

[fo_shizzle]

Good thing to say man. That's exactly it.
Metalheads are entitled to like whatever they want.
You should fuck off, you dirty twat.

I totally agree. The only poseur/newb is the person that took the time out to create that list of rules.

 

[SheisMySin]

>>>Fear Factory are so shit

First of all, their debut "Soul of a New Machine" is sweet brutal death metal...awesome album. Martyr is one of the best death metal songs ever.

And their other CD's definitely fit within their own created niche in the metal genre. Give them credit for at least having an original sound. Even Digimortal is groovy singalong metal.

Scott

 

[Ben_t]

I can only wish people would listen to music more instead of trying to create stupid lists like that.